Faraz Text – Set 7 – 2017

#1

Usne Mujhe Raat ko Qabarustan Mai Akela Chor Diya FARAZ…
Yeh Keh Kar K
Pyar Kiya to Darna Kiya. 🙂

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#2

Kisi ne Pucha Mujhse Teri Takleef ka Sabab
‘FARAZ’
To Maine Bhi Unki Ungli Chalte Huwe Fan Mai Daal di. 🙂

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#3

Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!
Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi
Qismat Badle ya Na Badle
Kam az Kam
Chappal to Dhul Jayegi. 🙂

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#4

Mat Sona Kisi Bhi Dost K Kaandhay Pe Sir Rakh K FARAZ!
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Kya Pata Woh Tumara Wallet Le k He Bhaag Jaye. 🙂

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#5

Bohat Naaz Tha Humain Apny Doston K Khuloos-o-Muhabbat Pe Faraz.
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Kaminay Meri Mayyat Pe Aa Kar Bolay.
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Aaallaaaddi.
Chicken Biryani. 🙂

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#6

Arz Kya Hai:
Biwi Manao to Ammi Naraz
Ammi Manao to Biwi Naraz
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Haaye Faraz Haaye Faraz. 🙂

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#7

Zindagi Mai Shaadi Karna Bhi Zaroori Hai
FARAZ
Kyon k Sirf Baatein Karne Se Bachhay Nahi Hote. 🙂

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#8

Wohi Mehsoos Karte Hain Tapish Mohaabat Ki
FARAZZ!!
Jin ki Girlfriend Ko Koi Aur Phansa K Le Jaye. 🙂

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#9

Wo SMS pe SMS Kar Rahi Thi
‘FARAZ’
Maine Khushi Se Kaha
Aaj Itna Pyar Kis Liye?
Usne Kaha
Ye Pyar Nahi Paglay
Kal Package ki Expiry Date Hai Is Liye. 😛

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#10

Meray to ye Soch Kar He Baal Safaid ho Gaye
FARAZ!
K Indian Aurtain Saari Pehen k Toilet Kaise Karti Hongi. 🙂

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#11

Woh Mouh k Bal Giri or Behosh ho Gai Faraz..
Jo Kehti Thi
‘Main Udi Udi Jawan Hawa De Naal’. 🙂

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#12

Bohat Khwahish Thi K Mujhko Woh ‘JAAN’ Bolay FARAZ!
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Bola to Hai Magar Pehle ‘BHAI’ Laga Diya. 🙁

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#13

Ab To Computer Theak Karte Huye Bhi Darr Lagta Hai Faraz…
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Suna Hai, Monitor Main Bhi 25 Kilo Ka BOMB Fit Ho Sakta Hai. 🙂

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#14

Double Sawari Pe Bohat Sakht Pabandi Hai Faraz..
Bach Gaye To Jhoolay Laal.
Pakray Gaye To Koolhay Laal. 🙂

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#15

Ik Muddat Se Main Soya Nahi FARAZ!!!
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Kisi Ne Kaha Tha,
Jo Sota Hai Woh Khota Hai.
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/.’.) ‘^___ ,,
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Dheenchu Dheenchu. 🙂

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#16

Tu Tanhaiyon Mai Rehne Ka Aadi Hoja FARAZZ!
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Ye Tere Zaalim Dost,
Tujhe Kisi Larki ka Number Nahi Deney Walay. 🙂

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#17

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein
Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo Faraz,
Lagta Hai Mery Watan Ki
Cricket Team Wapas Aa Gai Hai. 🙂

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#18

<.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'()==() Wo Kab Se Talwar Liye Mere Peeche Bhag Raha Hai FARAZ! Maine to Mazak Mai Kaha Tha, Dil Cheer k Dekh, Tera He Naam Hoga.

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#19

Jo Log Roz Garam Pani Main ELFY Daal k Nahaty Hain FARAZ!
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Woh Log Kabhi Toot k Bikhra Nahi Karte. 🙂

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#20

Ye Kya Hua, Mujh Pe Ball Tempering Ka Ilzaam Lag Gaya Faraz…
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Main To Khali Ball Pe Laga NASWAAR Kha Raha Tha. 🙂

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#21

Hum Ne Tum ko T-20 Ka Captain Banaya,
Samajhdaar Samajh Kar FARAZ…
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Tum To Ball He Khaa Gaye Naswar Samajh Kar… 🙂

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#22

Khamosh Bethtay Hain To Log Kehtay Hian
Udaasi Achi Nahi Faraz…
Zara Sa Hans Len To
Log Muskurany Ki Wajah Puch letay Hain.

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#23

Raat 2 Bajy Kisi Ne Bajai Ghar Ki Bell,
Wah Wah.
Raat 2 Bajy Kisi Ne Bajai Ghar Ki Bell,
Faraz Ne Gate Khola,
Chokidar Bola:
All Is Well. 🙂

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#24

Ye WAFA To Un Dino Ki Baat Hai Faraz…
Jab Makaan Kachchay Aur Log Sachchay Hua Karte Thay.

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#25

Suna Tha Pathano Ko Naswaar Na Mile To Woh Pagal Ho Jatay Hain Faraz…
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Afridi Ne To Ball Chaba Kar Sach He Kar Dikhaya. 🙂

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#26

Humain To Khanay Ko Kuch Mila He Nahi Faraz…
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Hum Ground Main Ball Ko He Apple Samajh K Khanay Lagy. 🙂
Shame On You Afridi.

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#27

Hum Bhi Bohat Se Haseeno K Galay Lagay Hain Faraz.
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Ye Baat Aur Hai K Us Waqt Hum Sirf 1 Saal K Thay. 🙂

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#28

Hum to Apni He Shadi Main Bachchiyan Taarr Rahay Thay Faraz!!!
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Hamain Kya Pata Tha K Saala Movie Bana Raha Hai. 🙂

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#29

Uski Ankhon Main Lagta Tha k Mery Pyar Ka Nasha hai Faraz!
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Wo to Baad Main Pata Chala Kameeni CHARAS Peeti Thi. 🙂

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#30

Jaaney Kese Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon K Sahare Faraz!
Main Tu Ek Sawal Yaad Kar k Sota Hon.
Wo Bhi Subah Bhool Jata Hon. 🙂

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#31

Ab To Muhabbat Karney Se Bhi Darr Laghta Hai FARAZ!
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Dil Torr K Kehtay Hain
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All Izz Well
All Izz Well 🙂

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#32

Faraz La Taza Kalaam
Yun Meri Muhabbat Ka Imtehan Mat Lo Farzana,
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Mere to Apne Imtehan Ho Rahay Hain Salana.

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#33

Hum to Sirf Murday Se Lipat Kar Ro Rahe Thay FARAZ!
K Achanak Murda Utha Aur Kehne Laga:
Lay Tu Mar Ja Apni Khair Hai. 🙂

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#34

Hum Ne Package na Hone Ki Wajah Se Kuch Dino Se SMS Nahin Kiye
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/—- araz
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Log To Ye Samajhne Lage
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Maa Daa Laadala Sudhar Gaya. 🙂

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#35

Baray Zaalim Hain Tere Ghar Walay Faraz!
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Ghar k Ooper Se Dhakka De Kar Kehte hain,
Aazma Luck Azma.
Aazma Luck Azma.

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#36

Humain to Tafreeh K Liye Bhi Zindagi Kam Lagti Hai
FARAZ
Pata Nahin Log ‘PARHAI’ K Liye Bhi Waqt Kahan Se Nikal Lete Hain.

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#37

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri Thi Us Waqt Faraz!
Jab Us Ne Meri Taraf Dekha or Boli..
Excuse Me!
Badboo Aapne Maari Hai? 🙂

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#38

Mat Dekh Mujhe Itni Hasrat Se FARAZ!
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1 He Plate Aayi Hai Biryani Ki,
Kuch To Sharam Kar. 🙂

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#39

Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.
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Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.
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Aazma Luck Aazma
Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. 🙂

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#40

Itnay Anmol Hain k Khareed na Saka Koi Humko Faraz!
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Heran-o-Pareshan Hain K Ab IPL Khailein to Khailein Kaisay. 🙂

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#41

Wom Umar Bhar Ka Sath Kya Dega Faraz…
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Jisne Package Hotay Huye Bhi SMS Karna Chhor Diye.

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#42

Barra mushkil hai School ki ‘Teacher’ Se Pyar Karna Faraz!
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Love letter Bheja Tha.
Home Work Samajh K Check Kar Dia. 🙁

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#43

Main Kitne Pyaar Se Uske Liye Payal Le Ke Gaya Faraz!
Par
Wo Kehti Hai
Mahi Mahi Mahi Menu Challa Pawa De.

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#44

Utha Tha Waqt-e-Tahajjud,
Usay Khuda Se Mangnay K Liye Faraz!
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Pani Thanda Vekh K Fir So Gaya. 🙂
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<' _/ _ Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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#45

Us Waqt to Mera Sar Fakhar Se Ooncha Ho Gaya Faraz!!!
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Jab Meri Dadi Bathroom Main Girin.
Aur Dil Per Hath Rakh K Bolin:
ALL IZZ WELL.

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#46

Bare Zalim Hain Teri Gali k Bachey Faraz!
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Kutta Peeche Laga K Kehte Hain,
PYAAR KYA TO DARNA KYA.

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#47

Ek He Kambal Main Ghuss Gaye Mohsin or Riaz!!!
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Kyon k Full Speed se Pankha Chala k Bhaag Gaya Tha Faraz. 🙂

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#48

Be-Panaah Chahat k Baad Bhi Hum Usay Paa Na Sakey Faraz!!!
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Kisi Sangdil Ne Usay 100 ka Load Karwa k Jeet liya. 🙁

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#49

Kya Bataye Tujhe Mere Dost!
Ja rahe Thay Yaadon ko Dil Mai Liye Sambhal
1 Ajnabi Ne Achanak Jo Rok Kar Kaha
‘FARAZ’
‘CHAL MOBILE NIKAL’ 🙁

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#50

Hum Ne Tanhai Mai Bhi Tumko Chaha Hai Faraaz!!!
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Warna Log to Tanhai Main Nargis Ki CD’s Dekhtay Hain. 🙂