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Q: Why dose Hillarywake up bill at 5:00 everymorning to have sex A:Beacause she enjoysbeing the *FIRST* lady……….
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Saas saw her bahu doing sexwith other man,but she didnot tell her son because,’Saas bhi kabhi bah thi’
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News: Sales for viagra are way down.Reason: All those old guysfinally figured out that sexwith an old women is not worth $20.
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#4
An old lady says to her husband,want to go upstairs &have SEX He says,’i dont thinki can do both.
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#5
A little boy brust into hisparent’s room one nightand was astonished bywhat he found his motherdoing to his father.’Bunty!’he told a friend atschool next morning,’and to think i getpunishments for justsucking my thumb.’
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#6
what is the differenceBetween a new husband & a new dog ‘After a year the dog is stillexcited to see u.’
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#7
Little Santa to his mother:’mummy:aaj papa ne busmein mujhe kaha ki apniseat sammne khadi lady kode do,aur maine de di!’Mummy:Beta …tumnebahut accha kiya:Santa:’magar mummy main to papa ki goadper baitha hua thaa!’
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