Current Affairs – Set 1 – 2017

#1

Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka…
Wah waaa wah waaa!!
Argentina ka Messi, Brazil ka Kaka…
Dono team baahar…
Ab karo WAKA WAKA

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#2

Pakistan Ki Abaadi 17 Crore Se Tajawaz Ker Gayi Hai
Or Hakoomat Ki Aqalmandi To Dekho
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Haftay Mein 2 Chutti.
Samajh To Gaye Ho Ge Aap.

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#3

Pakistan Jo India Se Haara Faraz.
Is Me Koi Qasor Nahi Hamara Faraz.
Agar Kehte Ho K Harbhajan Ne Chakka Hai Mara Faraz.
To Woh Bhi To Sala Hai Hamara Faraz.
Abi Ham 1 Or Match Tumse Haren Ge Salon.
Kyun K Abi 1 Or Shoaib Hai Kanwara Faraz.

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#4

Shoaib Akhtar Ne Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr Chup Kara Diya ‘FARAZ’
Keh ‘Chal Chal’ Hum Ne Yeh Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah Se Gift Kr Diya.

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#5

At the Exact Time, 05:06:07 on September 8th, 2010,
It will be 05:06:07 08/09/10.
This will most likely to Happen after a long time in 3010.

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#6

AAP jante hain QADIANIO MIRZAIYON pr Pakistan k Qanon k mutabik kon kon si pabandiyan hain?
1.Qadyani apne girjy ko masjid nahi keh sakte
2.Qadyani Azan nahi de sakte
3.Qadyani Apne AAp ko musalman nahi keh sakte
4.Qadyani Apne gande mazhb ko Islam nahi keh sakte
5.Qadyani apne mazhb ki Dawat nahi de sakte
Qadyani is Qanoon ko khatam krwane ki koshish me hain or hum ne in ko nakam karna hai.

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#7

Hum To 4 Din Se Is Intezar Mai Behte Thay
FARAZ…
Ke Kab Defence Ki Bachiyan Pukaren Gi
Help Me
Help Me….

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#8

London Mai ek Street pe Firing hui Sarey
London k log apne gharon mai ghus gaye.
Aur Karachi mai tufaan ka khatra,
Sari awam seaview pohnch gai.
Geo to Aise.

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#9

(Jaanisarn-e-Mustafa ka Barmala Ailaan hay
Abroo e Rasool par Jaan bhi Qurbaan Hay)
Jahan Hamray Nabi (Sallalahu Alaihe wassallam ) ke Touheen ke gai ho.
Kya tum dobara usi Site ko access krogay?
Kia Tumhara Dil ijazat Day Ga,
Agar han to Soch layna k Rooz-e-Mahshar Nabi ke Shifa’at
Tum kis munh se mango gay,
Kindly Deactivate Your Facebook Account forever.

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#10

Facebook Rep says that
Pakistan Decision to block Facebook will anger Pakistani Youth.
Lets prove Facebook wrong and tell them
That there is no compromise when it comes to OUR PROPHET (P.B.U.H).
Forward this msg to every person who uses facebook.
Coz First We are Muslims then anything else.

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#11

Pehle To Hum Sea View Jate Thay
‘Faraz’
Ab Sea View Khud Chal Kar Aye Ga Hamare Paas. 🙂

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#12

Ab Karachi K Sahil Se Sey Sirf 10 Km Door,
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Saima Residency
4 Aur 5 Kamron Ke Luxury Apartment. 🙂

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#13

Ab Bharosa Karen To Karain Kis Par Faraz?
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Insaan To Insaan Yahan To Toofan Bhi Topi Karatay Hain. 🙂

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#14

Tum Bijli, Pani Aur Train Ko Rotay Ho Faraz…
Is Mulk Main To Toofan Bhi Time Per Nahi Aata. 🙂

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#15

Tufani Aafat se Bachny k liye Quran Pak Mai
Para no 30 ki ‘SORAYE LAHAB’
Jitni ho Saky parhen
Aur is msg ko jitna Aagy Phelain itni Zindagyan Mehfuz Hongi.
Plz 4wd

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#16

Ya Allah Tujhay Wasta Hai
Teray 99 Pak Naamo ka APNY FAZAL O KARAM SE
Aane Wali Toofani Barish ko ABR-E-REHMAT banade.
(AMEEN)

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#17

Karachi Mein Aane Wale Toofan Ki Zimmedari
Taleban Ne Qabool Kar Li Hai.
(Rehman Malik)

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#18

Saeed Ajmal with her Girlfriend on Date:
Girl: Ajmal Tumhari Eyes kitni Pyari hain
Ajmal: Thanks Jan.
Girl: Ajmal tum Bolte kitna Pyara Ho
Ajmal: Thanks Jan.
Girl: Tumhari ‘Hussy’ Kitni Pyari Hai
Ajmal: Dafa Ho Ja Yahan Se Dobara us Kaminay ka Naam Na Lena. 🙂

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#19

Fwrd
‘MOBILE USERS K LIYE BAD NEWS’
Govt. 1 July say VAT ( Value Added Tax ) Nafiz kar rahi hay
Jis k nifaz k baad agar Aap 100 wala card load kren gey
To Aap k account may 68Rs Aayen gy, Jab k Abi 84Rs Aaty hen.
16% GST (govt. Sales tax) ki Mojodgi may,
16% VAT (value added tax) Kaha ki Aqalmandi hy.
Say NO to ‘V.A.T’
plz SMS ko Phelan or Apni Zaat Se
Aaj hi Tabdili ki jadojahed ka Aaghaz Karen.
Varna ye govt. Hamary Khoon ka Aakhri Qatra b Nichorr Legi.

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#20

Word to Word Statement of FAUZIA WAHAB:
‘Hazart Umar ko Adalat ne isliay Talab kia Gaya Tha,
Kyun k un k pas AAYEN NHI THA, Quran tha.
Sadar Zardari k pas Aayen hai
Layhaza adalat unhein talab nhi krsakti…
Waisay b Sadar Zardari koi Aam Aadmi Nahi’
Go to HELL You Faozia Wahab & your Sadar.
Frwd or not. Faisala Aapka.

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#21

Husband Ne Doston k Sath Party Pe Jana Tha:
Us ny Apni bv ko phone kiya.
Hello Begum aaj Dukan pe Bohat Kaam Hai
Mein Late ho jaonga, Tum Khana kha k So Jana.
Niwi: Aye Film Purani Ho Gai Aye.
Hun Ty Dukana 8 Wajey Band ho Jandiyaan Ne. 🙂

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#22

Han Mai Wohe Hun.
Tmhe Mai Boht Pasand Thi.
Tmhe Adat Hogayi Thi Meri.
Phir Ek Waqt Aya Jab Tumne Mujhe Uski Khatir Chor Dia.
Tum Mujhe Uski Khatir Bhool Gaye.
Lekin Tumne Muje Jis Ke Liye Chora,
Aj Usne Tumhe Chor Dia Or Wo Tumse Door Chali Gai.
Lekn Mai Tumhay Akela Nahe Rehne Dun Gi.
Mai Arhe Hun. Mai Wapis Arhe Hun.
Tumhari Purani Sathi.
Tumhari Apni
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‘ORKUT’. 🙂

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#23

News at BBC which is
‘GOOD NEWS’
The Boycott made by Muslims against facebook last 2 dayS,
their losses are reached to 2 billion Euro.
If we continue, After 7 days it would reach around 40 billion Euro.

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#24

Hamesha Log Password Wo Rakhte Hain Jo Kabhi Na Bhoolen,
16646
Ye Password Kis Ka Hai?
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Saeed Ajmal. 🙂

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#25

Ab Kahan Se Bachiyan Laye Ga ‘Faraz’,
Facebook To Ban Ho Gaya. 🙂

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#26

Pakistan Circket Team Match Harny k Bad Bhais Badal Kar Ghomny Lagi.
Ek jaga Ek Aurat Shahid Afridi ko Dekh Kar Boli Shahid Bhai,
Shahid Foran Gaya or Dobara Bhais Badal Kar Aaya.
Woh Aurat Phir Boli Shahid Bhai,
Shahid ne Aurat Sa Pocha Tum Kaisy Pehchan Leti ho Mujhy..
Woh Boli:
Shahid Bhai Mai Kamran Akmal. 🙂

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#27

Subah Nasthay Main Jab Pee Raha Thandi Thandi Lassi.
Yaad Aa Gaya KUTTEY DA PUTTAR MIKE HUSSEY….

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#28

Saeed Ajmal: Mummy Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.
Main Kya Karun?
Mummy: So Ja Beta,
Nahi To Mike Hussey Aa Jaye Ga.

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#29

Kamzor Dil Wale Ye Msg Na Parhen,
Na Amal Karen.
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Bhaiyo ‘Geo Super’ Pe
Pak V/S Aus Match
Ki Highlights Aa Rahi Hain. 🙂
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,,/’ (, <,) //'''' Hat Jao Raaste Se! Pakistani Team Wapas Aa Rahi Hai.

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#30

World Cup Pakistan Nahi Aaya To Kya Hua Faraz…
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England To Chala Gaya Na
Altaf Bhai Ke Paas.
G.A Muttahida

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#31

Pakistan ne 191 Score Kar k Chamatkaar Kar Diya,
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Phir b Australia Ne Uska Balatkaar Kar Diya.

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#32

Cricket Has Reached Exciting Levels With T20 & IPL.
To Improve Exam System, Same Should Be Infused In Exams.
1- Reduce Exam Duration To 1:30 Hr & Marks To 50.
2- Introduce Strategic Break After 30 Mints.
3- Give Free Hit,
That Is A Chance For Students To Write There Own Questions & Answers.
4- 1st 20 Mins Power Play, That Is No Examiner In The Exam Hall.
5- Introduce Fair Play Awards.
6- Cheer Girls To Dance For Correct Answers. 🙂

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#33

Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka
Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi
Aur
Unka Ek
‘Mike Hussey’ 🙂

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#34

Itna To Dhobi Bhi Nahi Dhota Faraz…
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Jitna Hussey Ne Pakistan Ko DHO DALA!

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#35

Kyun Duaein Maang Rahe The
Humari Haar Ki Indian Bhaiyon?
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Yahi Soch Lete K Cup Sania k Sasural
Mai He Aa Raha Tha. 🙂

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#36

Hum Jeet Chukay Har Jang,
Ab Ye Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai.
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AFRICA Ko Hara Chukay Faraz.
Ab AUSTRALIA Ki Baari Hai. 🙂

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#37

Kuch Is Adaa Se Hum Semi Final Main Pohnchay Hain Faraz…
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K Sharam Bhi Aa Rahi Hai,
Aur Khushi Bhi Ho Rahi Hai. 🙂

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#38

Yun To Newzealand Se Apni Koi Dushmani Nahi Faraz…
Magar Na Janay Kyon England Se Aaj Muhabbat Si Ho Rahi Hai. 🙂

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#39

Shair Arz Kya Hai
Ek Boot Naal 2 Jutiyan.
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Wah wah
Ek Boot Naal 2 Jutiyan…
Wah G Wah.
Hun Hafty Vich 2 Chutiyan. 🙂

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#40

India Ki Beghairti Ka Kya Zikar Karen Faraz….
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Larkiyan De Sakta Hai,
Magar Kashmir Nahi. 🙂

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#41

Pakistaniyo k Kaarnamey Tum Kia Jano…
Faraz!
Ye Tou Catch Chorne ki Bhi HAT-TRICK Karte Hain. 🙂
Paki Rocks.

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#42

To be consistent with the popular trait, N.W.F.P
(No Women for Pathan)
has been re-named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua – K.P.K
(Khan Pay Khan)
An Admirable Decision.

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#43

Richest Country but No Leadership.
If all the oil reserves of saudi arab n Iran are put together these are approximately 375 billion barrels,
But a single Thar coal reserve of sindh is about 850 trillion cubic feet, which is more than oil reserves of both Saudi n Iran.
It just requires an initial invstmnt of 420 billion rupees, where as pakistan recieves annualy 122T bilion frm taxes only.
Just 2% usage of thar coal can produce 20,000 mega watts of elctrcity for next 40 years without a single second of loadshedng.
Uptill our leaders wake up, n think about this useful project. Keep forwarding…

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#44

Indian Tennis Star Ne
Kapre Paris k Pasand Kiye
Sandal UK Se
Watch UAE Ki
Cap French
Or
Larka Pakistani Pasand Kiya.
Geo Pakistan…

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#45

Meera Says About Sania and Shoaib:
‘Main Bohat Khush Hun That Both Are
‘Sports MAN’ 🙂

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#46

Twice Holiday in A Week Applied By Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000MW Light.
But I Have a Mega Project.
Q Na Pora Saal Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light Save Ki Jaye.
Export Bhi Kar Saktay Hain.
Now You Are Thinking.
Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.
Per Aye Socho Shuro Kinnay Kitii?

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#47

Zindgi Bani Khushio ki Mala
Khul Gaya Khushio ka Har Tala
Har Kam ho Gaya Boht Aala
Q k Shoaib Malik Ne Banya Hai INDIA ko PAKISTAN ka Saala
Baitho Baitho Lya Dala.

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#48

A Mathematical Question!
36 + 30 + 38 = ?
Ans?
104
No Yaar
Once Again
36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabhi
Confused?
Yaar Apni Sania Bhabhi. 🙂

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#49

Kal India Cricket Team Pakistan Aa Rahi Hai.
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Nashta Denay.
Apni Behen Sania Ko. 🙂

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#50

Congratulations…
Pakistan Ziyada Milk Produce Karnay Walay Mumalik
Main 5th Position Se 1st Position Par Aa Gaya Hai.
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Jee.
Sania Mirza Ki Waja Se. 🙂