Comprehensive collection of General Jokes. The compilation includes some good quality text messages which can be shared on various messenger apps and social network platforms. Browse through nice repository of General Jokes with latest and new Jokes being added quite often. You will find some new, unique & interesting Jokes and messages. Explore best and rare collection of General Jokes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from General Jokes, the collection also includes Jokes in other categories.
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi, Jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi, Bheegi main phir bhi teri yaad aayi, Ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI…
—– —
#2
Doston ki kadar karte hain itni, Asman me roshni hai jitni. Yakin nhi to CALL kar k dekho, Hum karenge baat apse utni apke MOBILE me lakshmi hai jitni.
—– —
#3
Apke hee charche har gali mein hai Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai Ye koi chamtkar nahi Time hi aisa hai kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai.
—– —
#4
chalte chalte kahi ruk jata hu me bethe bethe kahi ko jata hu me kehte khte E chup O jata hu me kia yhi pyar hai, ye pyar ni Bhulne k bmari hai!
—– —
#5
SMS likh raha hoon khoon se ink mat samajhna SMS likh raha hoon khoon se ink mat samajhna Kisi macchar ka sample mila tha mera mat samajhna!
—– —
#6
Ye Scooty kab li Sardar: Kal ek ladki mujhe scooty par le gaye sare kaprey utar kar boli jo chahiyey le lo, Maine socha kaprey ka kya karoongaa, So Scooty li.
—– —
#7
1 dost ne apne dost ko janmdin par fevicol gift kiya Ispar uske dost ne yeh gaana gaaya ‘Dushman na kare dost ne vo kaam kiya hai Umr bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai.’
—– —
#8
Shaadi se pehle Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge Shaadi ke baad Baaki sab Sukhi Ho Jayenge Nikah ke pehle chal chaiyya chaiyya Nikah ke baad aah ab laut chale..!
—– —
#9
Zuban khamosh ho jati hai jab tum samne ati ho Dil zor-zor se dhadakta hai jab nigahe milati ho Sans ruk jati hai jab tum hasti ho Bhoot ho kya jo darane chali ati ho.
—– —
#10
Ummidon ki imaarat toot gayi Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi, Abey teri kya value reh gayi, Jab ek khoobsorat ladki tere ko bhaiyya keh gayi..!!
—– —
#11
Apke liye film me baat ki hai Chhota sa role hai, John Abraham apko paani me le jayega. Film ka naam hain.. GAYI BHAINS PANI ME
—– —
#12
Aap Bahut door tak jaoge aap Bahut door tak jaoge Pata hai kyon kyonki jahan bhi jaoge log kahenge chal chal aage ja.
—– —
#13
Namskar! Aajka tapmaan 44 degree hone ki sambhavna hai. Kripya apne demaag wali jagah pe baraf (ice) laga k rakhe kyunki BHUSA JALDI AAG PAKDTA HAI..!
—– —
#14
Pichkari ki Dhaar, Gulaal ki bauchaar, Apno ka pyaar, Yehi hai yaaron holi ka tyohaar. Happy Holi..!!
—– —
#15
Rango ke tyohar mey sabhi rango ki ho bharmar Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho apka sansar Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
—– —
#16
Hum ho gaye tumhare bohut sochne k baad Ab kisko dekhein tumhe dekhne k baad Dunya chod denge tujhe chodne k baad Khuda maaf karey.. itna jhoot bolne k baad..!
—– —
#17
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega Chand Lamhon Mey Exam Sar Pe Ajayega Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwaye Ga
—– —
#18
Maana ki ‘pyaar’ ka pehla akshar hi adhura hai Lekin ‘pyaar’ me se ‘p’ ko nikal do to ‘yaar’ reh jata hai aur aap jaisa yaar ho to zindagi se pyaar ho jata hai
—– —
#19
Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat kaun ho tum batlao.. Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat kaun ho tum batlao… Jagaao jagaao… Nescafe pilaao !!
—– —
#20
Unka aashiyan dil mey basa rakha hai, unki yaadon ko seene se laga rakha hai Pata nahin aap hi yaad aate hai kyon Dost to humne hazaaron ko bana rakha hai!
—– —
#21
Duniya me bewafaon ki kami nahi Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo.. aata hai USHA k saath rehta hai KIRAN ke saath jata hai SANDHYA ke saath aur sota hai NISHA ke saath.!
—– —
#22
Hoton se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Ab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur saanson mey aag ab tak hain.. Aur kyon na ho Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI MIRCH’ hai!
—– —
#23
Macchar aur makkhi ki ho gayi shaadi Pehli raat se ho gayi macchar ki barbadi kehta hai ki meri kismat khoti hai kyunki makkhi JET lagakar Soti Hai..!
—– —
#24
Unki gali se hum nikle.. Ajeeb ittefaq tha… Phool to pheka unhone… Lekin.. Gamla bhi saath tha..!
—– —
#25
Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai, har chehre me kuch Khaas hai, apse dosti yunhi nahi kar baithe, kya kare hamari pasand hee kuch KHAAS hai
—– —
#26
Mausaam mastana dil hai deewana, Aise may tum.. Aise may tum.. Tum.. Haan tum,tum, Lux se do baar nahakar aana..!
—– —
#27
Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se rote-rote naina thak jayenge. Pyar karna hamesha padosi se roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge..!!
—– —
#28
Apki life mey mithas ho cadbury jaisi Ronak ho Nerolac Paint jaisi Mehak ho Axe jaisi,Tazgi ho colgate jaisi aur aap tension free rahe Huggies jaise!
—– —
#29
Hum dua karte hain khuda se ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
—– —
#30
Ye Kis Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Najane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khade Ho,Aur Sing Hila Rahe Ho!!
—– —
#31
Premi:Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa,Kuch namkin sa,Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: Dhokla!!
—– —
#32
Maine pyaar tujhi se kiya hai Maine dil bhi tujhi ko diya hai Itna khush mat ho! Isiliye kyunki Market mein aur koi choice hee nahi thi!
—– —
#33
Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise, Laaga chunari mein daag chupaon kaise, Arre bhai chupaate kyon ho.. Surf Excel hai na!!
—– —
#34
Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema Meri chaahat ki nahi koi seema par dil majboor hai.. kyunki.. sabki pasand Nirma!!
—– —
#35
Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai, Har Gali Har Deewar par Tera Hi Naam Hai, Upar Likha hai Most Wanted Aur Niche Paanch Hazar Rupaye Ka Inaam Hai.
—– —
#36
KASH… INDIA SE PAKISTAN ALAG NA HOTA, TOH PAKISTAN SE BANGLADESH NA ALAG HOTA… AUR.. INDIA BANGLADESH KA MATCH NA HOTA, AUR INDIA KA MUH KAALA NA HOTA…
—– —
#37
Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale TO samajhlo ki tarakki kar rahe ho. He might b afraid dat u know more than him!
—– —
#38
Surat surat kya karti ho Surat main koi dum nahi Agar tum khud ko samajhti ho Madhuri Hum bhi Shahrukh say kum nahi
—– —
#39
Neend ati hai to
KHUWAB ata hai,
khuwabon mein
ek LARKI aati
hai,
LARKI k peechay
uska BAAP aata
hai,
phir
Na NEEND aati
hai na khuwab
aata hai…….
—– —
#40
Dil ki baat Dil main mat rakhna,
jo pasand ho usayI LOVE U kehna..
ager wo gussay main aajaye to darna mat…
Sar jhukana aur kehna,PYARI Behna MILTI REHNA.
—– —
#41
PATHAN: Jab hum chota tha tab hum Minar-e-Pakistan se gir gaya tha
Dosra pathan: Tum mar gaya tha ya bach gaya tha
Pehla Pathan: Hum ko yad nahin uss waqt hum boht chota tha:-/
—– —
#42
Maine Kaha:’Dil Ruba’
Usne Kaha: Balance Bhejwa
Maine Kaha: Paise Nahi
Usne Kaha:Kaise Nahi
Maine Kaha: Mehangai Hai
Usne Kaha:Ja Aaj Se Tu Mera Bhai Hai.
—– —
#43
Beta: Papa aap ki shadi ho gai hai
Papa: Haan beta
Beta: Kis se papa
Papa: Tumhari maa se
Beta: Aap to bohat hoshiyar nikle ghar main he chakar chala liya.
—– —
#44
Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun,
Dil me gam rakhta hun,
Aapki dosti k baad logo se wasta kam rakhta hun,
Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.
Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
—– —
#45
Abe o burai ke resgulle,
Pap ki berfi,
Bewafa ke laddu,
Matlabi chuski,
Badmashi ke pedhe,
Jhoot ke kalakand..
Tu bada hi sweet hai re
—– —
#46
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..
Khushbu teri sath laya…
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…
Ke lagta hay ki…Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ‘NAHAYA
—– —
#47
Poonam ki raat
Poonam ki raat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai k apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.
—– —
#48
Zaleel honay ka sab se asan tareeqa..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kamal hai!!
Zaleel honay ka itna shoq hai k tareeqa dhondh rahe ho.
—– —
#49
Boy:papa 1 glass pani dedo
Papa:khud lelo
Boy:plz dedo na
Papa:agar ab ki bar manga to thapar parega
Boy:acha jab thapar marne aouge to pani le ker aana
—– —
#50
Vegetable msg…
MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy
Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.
Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.
k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
You can help to enrich this collection of General Jokes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection by writing in comments section and by providing nice ideas. This is Set 8 of General Jokes. In case of spelling mistakes, other issues report them in comments section. Share these messages on various messenger apps like whatsapp, allo, hike, telegram, skype, FB messenger and others.
Leave a Reply