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Maine puchha chand se dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin
Chand ne kaha saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya .
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#2
Mamu : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.
Mamu ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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#3
Mintoo: Mein is duniya ko mita doon ga, mita doon ga, mita doon ga
Chintoo: Mein tumhein rubber nahi doon ga
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#4
Munna Bhai: Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai Bole toh Dog Tail Shaking why yaar..
Circuit: Common Sense bhai! Ab puch to kutte ko hila nai sakti na!
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#5
Doctor ne admi se pucha
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
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#6
Kya ho gai khata hamse,
Jo sms aana band hai,
Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya,
Mobile connection band hai.
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#7
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife : Kitni mari
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife : Kaise malum
Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se
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#8
Ladki aisi paheli hai,
Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai,
Kharcha karo toh bole: DARLING I LOVE U.
Na karo toh bole: BROTHER HOW R U
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#9
Me Yahan Woh Wahan,
Me Yahan Woh Wahan,
Are Woh Woh Too Boliye ,
Lifebuoy Hai Jahan Tanduriste Hai Wahan.
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#10
Lips Bhindi ki teraha,
Gaal Tamatar ki teraha,
Eyes Matar ki teraha,
Poora Face Gobih ki teraha,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki Teraha !!!
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#11
Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,
Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai,
India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai,
Jahan bhi deewar milti hai,
Log wahin moot jate hain
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#12
Yaade karte karte subah hogaye,
love letter likhte likhte,
ladki kisi aur ke saath nikalgayi.
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#13
Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki
Har deewar ko dekha
Har meenar ko dekha
Har kaleen ko dekha
Har khidki ko dekha
aur bola
..
MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!
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#14
Kabhi kehete the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehete hai, aur maango to inkaar karte hai.
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#15
Ped ke niche chav hai
Khandala mera gaon hai
Wade main jasie pav ha
Nadi main terti naav hai
Anarkali naam ki apun ki ek dav hai
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#16
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas aab tak baki hai,
Aankhe nam hai aur
Saanso mein aag aab tak hain
Aur kyo na ho
Khayi bhi to hari mirchi, hai.
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#17
Kisi ne dil badal liya,
Kisi ne dhadkan badal li,
Aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badal ne ko,
To aapne mandir mein jakar chappal badal li..
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#18
Gabbar singh jab paida hua, to uski maa ne maar maar kar lahuluhan kar diya.
Nurse ne pucha, Kyo maar rahi ho
Maa ne kaha , Paida hote hi puch raha he kitne aadmi the
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#19
A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august.
The salesman gave him a flag.
The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.
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#20
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron
Udaa do saale ko.
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#21
Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar,
Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar,
Aare! Kuch aur bhi pehena karo,
Yehi to pehenti ho bar bar.
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#22
Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai.
Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai.
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#23
Haseen tum ho to bure hum bi nahi,
mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho,
kaan kholkar sunlo, kunware hum bhi nahi.
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#24
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain
Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai
bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge
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#25
Subah ko haste ho,
Shaam ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time bhe haste ho,
Kya samjhte ho,
Aap akele hi,
Jo colgate karte ho
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#26
Ghungat may jo dekha toh deewana hua,
Mastana huaa,sangeet ka tarana huaa,
Jaisy he ghungat uthaya iss duniya say ravana huaa.
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#27
Mom: beti badi hokar kya banogi
Beti: kuch nahin
Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. Aur kya
Mom: Jo karna hai karo magar zara serial order mein karna.
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#28
Jaani Jaani Ji Abba,
Shakkar khare potte
nai bawa,
Jhoot bolra re,
Muh khol re haramzadi
ha haa haaa
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#29
Apple kata hoon knife se
Pani pita hoon pipe se
Kya zamana agaya hai
Juta khata hoon wife se
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#30
Na lakho mai, na hazaron mein,
Na chand mai, na sitaron mein,
Humne tumhe dekha hai,
Jutte-chappal churate hue mandir-gurudware mai.
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#31
Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote
Chand to tu hai hi
sitaare bhee saath hote
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#32
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
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#33
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Humare dil se dua nikli:
Dur fite munh tusi ithe v aa gaee
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#34
Kal kare so aaj kar,
Aaj kare so ab kar.
Kal kare so aaj kar,
Aaj kare so ab kar.
Abey karta hi rahega ko dhoyega kab
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#35
karan johar ka kamal :
Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv others wife.
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#36
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.
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#37
Pyar main kisi ne dhokha khaya
To kisi ne kasam khai hai
Hum wo majnoo hai
Jis ne sirf laat khai hai
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#38
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo
humhe neend bahut aati hai
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#39
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa
dena
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata
dena
..
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#40
Pyar vyar tou ek bahana hai.
Aankhen milana mila lips ko milana hai..
Yehi style hai sab ashiqon ka kya kare yar.
Raj kapur ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai
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#41
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo
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#42
Ek chhota Baccha apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai
Baccha: Isme kya hai mummy
MUMMY: Isme Pyara Baby Hai
Baccha: BABY itna Pyara thaa to khaa kyon gayi
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#43
Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho,
Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho,
Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho,
Dil kamjor hai mera,
Itna kyon darate ho
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#44
Santa: Itne kam marks Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
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#45
Arz kiya hai
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se
Gaur farmaiye
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se!
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#46
Power house company mein ek job hai,
Salary RS. 20000.
Karni hai to reply karo
.
Zyada mehnat ka kaam nahin hai,
Bas bijli k taaron par gila kapda marna hai.
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#47
Girls problems: phone mat karo dear, mom hai near, dad se lagta hai fear,
Baat hoti nahi clear, isliye sms karo dear, without fear and very clear.
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#48
College ka zamane ka bhi ajeeb kheel hota hain,
Parhai ki jagha diloon ka mail hota hain,
Notes ki jagha love mail hota hai,
Is liye papu haar saal fail hota hai.
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#49
Hamain to SMS ne loota
CALL mein kaha dum tha,
Mere SMS bhi wahan pohanchay
Jahan BALANCE hi kum tha.
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#50
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola, shahjahan ka pota:
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota
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