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What do you do when your chair breaks
Call a chairman.
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#2
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball
Juan on Juan.
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#3
What do you call the best butter on the farm
A goat.
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#4
What do you call an intelligent blonde
A Golden Retriever.
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#5
What do you call an anorexic with thrush
A quarter pounder with cheese!
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#6
What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
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#7
What do you call a woman with one leg
Ilene
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#8
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose
Darling.
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#9
What do you call a song sung in an automobile
A cartoon.
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#10
What do you call a sheep with no legs
A cloud
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#11
What do you call a pig that does karate
A pork chop.
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#12
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool
Bob
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#13
What do you call a man that doesn’t use contraceptives
Daddy.
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#14
What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney A. Black mail
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#15
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
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#16
What do you call a handcuffed man
– Trustworthy.
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#17
What do you call a guy who’s born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati
Dead.
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#18
What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms
Matt!
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#19
what do you call a fish without an eye
Fssshhhhh…
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#20
What do you call a fish with no eyes
A fsh
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#21
What do you call a fish with no eye
FSH !
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#22
What do you call a dog with no legs
Doesn’t matter… he won’t come to you anyway!
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#23
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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#24
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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#25
What do you call a depressed 60 pound weakling
A sour cream puff…
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#26
What do you call a deer with no eyes
I have no I-Deer
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#27
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car
A pink car-nation.
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#28
What do you call a camal with 3 humps
Humphreys
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#29
What do you call a calf after it’s six months old
Seven months old.
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#30
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet
The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion.
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#31
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!!
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#32
What do u call a blonde hiding in a closet
The 1987 world hide and seek champion
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#33
What do men and toilets have in common
They’re either vacant, engaged or full of crap!
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#34
What do Germans use for birth control
Their personalities!
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#35
What do cows do for entertainment
They rent moovies !
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#36
What do bees do with their honey
They cell it.
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#37
What do a gynaecologist and a pizza boy have in common
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
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#38
What do 7’tall basketball players do in their off season
Go to the movies and sit in front of you
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#39
What did the vampire doctor shout out in his waiting room
‘Necks please!’
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#40
What did the rug say to the floor
Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.
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#41
What did the necktie say to the hat
You go on ahead. I’ll hang around for a while.
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#42
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom
It’s time to go to sweep.
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#43
What did the left nut say to the right nut
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
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#44
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic
‘Chop chop.’
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#45
WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE
BOO-BEE
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#46
What did the german clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick, tick’
‘Ve haff vays of making you tock!’
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#47
What did the fish say when it hit a wall
DAMN!!!!!
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#48
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
Damn
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#49
What did the elephant say to the naked man
A. How do you breathe through that thing
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#50
what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg don’t know they never met!
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