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It is now illegal to place a ‘for sale’ sign on a car if it visible from the street.
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#2
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
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#3
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
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#4
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
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#5
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
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#6
It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.
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#7
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
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#8
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don’t need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
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#9
It is illegal to drive within an arm’s length of alcohol – including alcohol in someone else’s blood stream.
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#10
It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.
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#11
It is illegal to do ‘U Turns’. It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
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#12
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
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#13
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
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#14
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
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#15
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do ‘practice’
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#16
Is there another word for synonym
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#17
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking
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#18
Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot
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#19
Is it true that cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny
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#20
Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked
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#21
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I’ll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.
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#22
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
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#23
In the news today…
Two Indian heroin addicts inject curry powder by mistake.
Both are in intensive care.
One has a dodgy tikka, the other is in a korma
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#24
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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#25
IN press conference a reporter asks inzamam
‘wht r u feeling after woolmer’s death
inzi replies ‘first of all thnx to ALLAH & credit goes
to BOYZ 😀
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#26
In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it’s curtains!
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#27
In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.
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#28
In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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#29
In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
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#30
In A Book Shop Prospective Husband : Do U hav a Book Called ‘Man, de Master of Women’. SalesGirl : d fiction Dept is on d Other Side,Sir
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#31
Imitation is not the sincerest form of flattery. Stalking is.
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#32
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.
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#33
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside down.
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#34
If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.
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#35
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first The Dog of course…at least he’ll shut up after you let him in!
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#36
If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
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#37
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done
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#38
If you think you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#39
If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven’t met everybody.
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#40
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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#41
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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#42
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
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#43
If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.
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#44
If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.
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#45
If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight
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#46
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn
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#47
If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
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#48
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the store is free yet
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#49
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
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#50
If u read dis, I’m SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I’m SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I’m SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I’m SMART
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