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Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
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#2
Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.
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#3
Capital punishment isn’t for making examples, it’s for making bad people dead.
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#4
Can you do anything that other people can’t
Sure, I can read my handwriting.
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#5
Can we ever really know when our philosophy assignment is due
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#6
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers
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#7
Can U believe things ppl do !! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer
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#8
Can I have your picture ……… I save natural disasters
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#9
Can I go to the theatre Asks a mosquito ot her mother. ‘yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.’
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#10
Can a blind person feel blue
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#11
BUSH asked me for searching a stupid donkey like PARVEZ MUSSARRAUF and i said him ok.as he directed i send an sms to that stupid donkey who is startled and still reading this sms.
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#12
Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
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#13
Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don’t look down.
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#14
BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI CHAI BANA DO
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA
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#15
Broken promises don’t upset me. I just think ‘Why did they believe me ‘
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#16
Broken guitar for sale – no strings attached.
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#17
Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!
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#18
Boy:I’ll climb d tallest mount,swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4u..!
Girl:So sweet! Can u come 2meet me
Boy:Not now,its raining..
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#19
Boy: I am not rich like akash, I don’t even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about akash.
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#20
Boy: Do you like parties
Girl: Yes, why
Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!
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#21
boy- lagta hai hum dono ek sath nhi rah sakte
girl- kya mere papa se mile the
boy- nhi mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha.
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#22
Boy to girl’Yaar aag kaal shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay’
She reply ‘ kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay’
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#23
Boy to girl in romantic mood’Mug sa Shadi karoo gi ‘
She reply ‘dakhee thi achi film hay’
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#24
Boss: Raabert!
Robert: Yes, Boss
Boss: Yeh bus mein kuch hawa daal do.
Robert: Lekin, kyon bass
Boss: Yeh bus Airbus ban jayegi
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#25
Boss: (too employee) Experts say that humour on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, knock.
Employee: Who’s there
Boss: Not you anymore.
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#26
Boss: (to employee) – Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who’s there
Boss: Not you anymore.
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#27
Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect it back.
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#28
Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
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#29
Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people.
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#30
Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
AJIT:Bewakoof Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegaa.!
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#31
Birthdays are good for you – the more you have the longer you live.
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#32
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
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#33
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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#34
Bigamy: one wife too many.Monogamy: same thing
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#35
Bigamy…………..What is the penalty for bigamy …………… Two mothers-in-law !
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#36
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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#37
Bert said, ‘I wish that was Sharon Stone.’
George echoed, ‘I wish it was Demi Moore.’
Little Johnny sighed, ‘I wish it was dark . . . ‘
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#38
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘y’ becomes silent.
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#39
Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.
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#40
Before I went off to India for my summer holidays I asked my doctor how I could avoid getting a disease from biting insects. He just told me not to bite any.
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#41
Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
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#42
Beat the 5 o’clock rush, leave work at noon.
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#43
Be nice to your kids: they’ll choose your nursing home.
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#44
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home
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#45
Bank Teller: How do you like the money
English Student: I like it very much.
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#46
Bad Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married. He says ‘the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs…..’
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#47
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
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#48
Baby viper: I don’t like the vipers next door.
Momma Viper: Why
Baby Viper: They won’t let me hiss in thier pit!
Momma Viper: That’s alright, I knew them when they did’t have a pit to hiss in!
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#49
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Submitted by Cl udia Almeida
A: Why are you crying
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.
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#50
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year
WITNESS: Every year.
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