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Why did Bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window
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Cause Bubbli wanted to see
Butterfly
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#2
Santa: Kela kitne ka hay
Kelay wala: 1 rupay ka ek.
Santa Ji: Kela 60 paisay ka do gay
Kelay wala: 60 paisay ka Kelay ka chilka milay ga.
Santa Ji: Ok! ye lay 40 paise
kela mujhe day chilka to rakh.
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#3
Santa: khana parosne Me kitni der hai
Waiter:Der Nahi lagegi. Khana to kal se taiyar hai, Bas Garm karne ki der hai
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#4
Teacher:give me d name of a place
which is made by a man bt he cant go there
Student:Ladies Toilet
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#5
2 Aadmi kabrastan me
1 bola-Ye log bade Aaram se sote hai
1 Murda kabra se utha or bola Kyo na soye
Yeh jagah Jaan dekar hasil ki hai
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#6
1 car se Popat takra ke behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya. Pinjre me rakha. phpat Uth ke bola: AILAA… JAIL wo driver Mar gaya kya
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#7
Read this fast.
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee Coffee
Coffee
OK,
Congrats.
You are selected to work in the ‘Railway Platform’
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#8
kid. mom i want baby brother
Mom- ur dad is overseas when he comes back we will talk over it.
Kid. why dont u just surprise him
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#9
Santar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha Banta: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya Santa:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.
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#10
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
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#11
Doctor Chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board to be painted in front of his clinic, but our Santa painted Psycho The Rapist…
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#12
May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house.
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#13
Lallu Ke Ghar Chor Aaya, Lallu Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.
Lallu Bhagte Bhagte Chor Se b Aagay Nikal Gaya.
Lallu: Ek To Chori Uper Se Hum Se Race
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#14
‘WHISKY’ me mujhe’VISHNU’ dikhe,’RUM’ me dikhe ‘RAM’,’BEAR’ me dikhe ‘BRAMHA’, to desi me ‘HANUMAN’. Kis-kis ka tyag karu , Har ‘BOTTLE’ me ‘BHAGWAN’…
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#15
Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
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#16
Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya
Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi
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#17
Poem luvd by girls.
Husband humara aisa ho,wallet me jisk paisa ho.lambi jiski hight ho.Guse ka wo Lite ho.jb sas se meri Fght ho,kahe jaanu Tum hi Ryt Ho..!
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#18
Dev das ne paro ke ghar ke samne susu kar dia.
paro ne pucha:ye tumne kya kiya
dev bola:gum itna jyada tha ki aansu ne apna rasta badal diya
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#19
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment
Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent !
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#20
Judge: Don t U have shame It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Banta to judge: U R coming daily, don t U have shame
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#21
Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
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#22
‘if Ur father iz Not Rich
Dats Ur Luck
But
If Ur Fathr-in-Law iz Not Rich dats Ur StupiditY’
[HOPEFUL BACHELORZ ASSOCIATION]
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#23
May you grow so rich your widow’s second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
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#24
Women r confusing… Before marriage they expect a man, After marriage they suspect a man, After he dies they respect the man !!!
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#25
Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho
Sardar : aur kiya karon Main jis larki ka naam bhulana chata hoon. Us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.
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#26
aurat jyotish k pas jakar hath dikhati he
Jyotsh: Aap 3 mahine me vidhva ho jayogi.
Aurat:Ye to mujhe bi pata he,ye batao pakdi jaaungi ya nai
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#27
Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir Bi Uska Balance Ja rha Tha..
Kaise
Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na yaar!
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#28
Wife mere iraday baray neek hain, aap 1000 mai ek hain.
Sardar: mera dimag bara taiz hai, pehlay ye bata baki 999 kon hai
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#29
Thoughts On Men
Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.
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#30
Boy- U look lik my wife.
girl(Surprsingly)- oh, whts ur wife’s name
Boy- I m not yet married!
MORAL: learn new methods to Propose.
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#31
1 Ladka exam hall me pareshan tha.
Sir: kya hua
Question paper muskil he
Boy:nai sir soch raha hu is question ka ans kis jeb me hai
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#32
LARKI : JAN MUJE AISE PURPOSE KARO JAISE AAJ TK
KISI NE NA KIYA HO
LARKA : KAMINI, I LOVE YOU,MUJSE SHADI KAR KE
MUJHE TABAHKAR DE KAMBAKHAT
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#33
Nayi(new) doctor ne apni life ka pehla operation kiya! Operation ki thodi der baad hi marij mar gaya!
Marij ke marne ke baad doctor ne diwar par tangi bhagwan ki taswir ki ore haath jodkar sir jhukate hue puri shradha ke saath kaha: Hey prabhu meri ore se yeh pehli bhet swikar kijiye!
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#34
in USa a mechine invented 2 catch thives,
They took it in diffrent places 4 test.
in UK it caught in 30 mins 50 thives,
in china it caught in 30 mins 110 thives,
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in INDIA in 15 mins d mechine was stolen…
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#35
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!
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#36
Chor pakadne ki
machine bni
USA me -1din me 9pkde gye
CHINA me-30
UK me-50
INDIA me-
1gante m mchine chori ho gayi
Est or wst India isD bst
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#37
Rabri: Ka karat ho
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
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#38
Teacher to student: which book has helped u most in u r life
Student: my father s cheque book
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#39
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted.
‘ The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same: You can have mine.’
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#40
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga
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#41
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.
Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,
Ankhoon main hai tera aks,
Aur hath main hai LUX
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#42
Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai..
khali hai bottle fir bi piye jate hai.,
Himmat to dekho hamari
Response aata nehi fir bhi sms kiye jate hai
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#43
1pagal nay 1samjhdar say sawal kia,
Pagal-mombate jale to kya hota hai
Samajhdar-Roshni,
Pagal-thapad mar kar bol gadhay mom zaya hoti hai,
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#44
Santa Pilot Se Head Phone
Cheen Raha Hota Hai…
Pilot: Yeh Kia kar rahe Ho
Santa: Ticket Hum Dein Aur
Gane(Songs) Tu Akela Sune
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#45
wife:tell u 1thing.dont scold
husband:ok
wife:i got kadupu
husband:good news then you asked not to scold
wife:before pelli itold same thing to parens they scoided me
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#46
BOY: My grandfather lived for 96yrs but he never used glasses..
SARDAR: I know some people drink directly from bottle
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#47
aik pathan bachpan sai hi pareshan tha kai
meri behan kai 3 bhai hain lakin meray 2
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#48
mother : i think our dauter is in love .
father: how do u know
mother: she is not asking 4 pocket money.
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#49
Ladka Shadi ke liye ladki dekhne gaya,
usne ladki se pucha,
Tumpe me Vishwas kaise karu
Ladki Boli pehle istemal karo phir vishwas karo.
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#50
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Ek makhi ek ganje k sar par baithi.
Dusri makhi-wah kya ghar dhundha hai.
Pahli makhi-ghar kahan re,pagli abhi to sirf plot kharida hai.
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