Jokes – Set 81 – 2017

#1

Malik Murgiyo se- “Agar tumne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara danapani band” Murgiya dar gayi. sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya” Malik – “tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya” . “Malik ye apke dar ki wajah se diya hai me to Murga hu”

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#2

MeMoN: PeNt k’ siLaYi KitNi Hy

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#3

1 Pathan Ne 1 Molvi Se Kuch Pocha,

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#4

Balochi: Hamare registan mein “Khush-Amdeed” bolo to vapis awaz aati hai “Amded Amded”

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#5

Biryani khanay ki dua!

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#6

1 Saheli dosri se tmhara sabse zyada khayal kon krta ha

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#7

Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.

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#8

Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya,

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#9

1 ladki valentines day pe dukan-dar se Esa card he jis me likha ho k me tumse pyar karti hun

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#10

Height Of Hazir Jawabi !

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#11

News reporter: KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai, sub ne patri par chalang laga di. Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha, ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

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#12

A Pakistani Goes India Ilegaly..

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#13

Pathan Tharmos Le Ke Picnic Par Gaya..

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#14

Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko,

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#15

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

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#16

‘Pakistan’s Independence Was due on 1930 But Hoi 1947 Ko’…

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#17

Pathan Captured a girl,

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#18

Women’s Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha:

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#19

A memon on his death time .. My wife Where r u Wife : yes i m here Memon :My sons , My daughters r u all here Yes Papa …

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#20

Sardar 1st Time JAHAZ Main Betha..

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#21

Teacher: sach or veham mae kia ferk hai

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#22

Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huye

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#23

Wife bought a new transparent nighty , Wore it in front of husband.

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#24

Teacher; Beta btaoo jo sun na sake unhain kia kehty hein

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#25

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

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#26

A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS ”

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#27

Pathan walkng at night.

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#28

Baap: Beti tum muje pehle PAPA kehti thi, Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia, Kya waja hai Beti: Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..

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#29

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

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#30

santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ……… pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.

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#31

Teacher:

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#32

Teacher Said To Stundent : “How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ”

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#33

2 Jahil Admi 1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

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#34

Pathan: Bhai Sahab Time Kya Hua Hai..

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#35

Boy To His Friend: Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon Friend: Kaisi Dikhti Hai Boy: Bohat Khubsurat

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#36

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

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#37

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.

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#38

Pathan to shopkeeper: “Easy Load he ”

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#39

Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai TT-9 Baje Santa-Local TT-1 Baje Santa-Malgadi TT-12 Baje TT-Jana Kahan Hai Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…

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#40

Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life. With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

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#41

Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi.

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#42

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

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#43

Phatan: Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.

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#44

One day a girl asked Molvi, “Can i Kiss a Boy” Molvi Replay,”Naozbillah” Girl,”Can i Kiss a Man” Molve Replay,”Astagfirullah” Girl,”Can i Kiss you” Molvi,”Jee Bismillah”

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#45

Shoaib Akhtar Says : Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

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#46

Singer To His Neighbor:

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#47

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

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#48

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

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#49

Judge Said To Pathan: Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…

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#50

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki