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Boy- Suit bada achcha pehna hai..!!Girl- ThanksBoy- Lipistic bahut achchi lagai hai..!!Girl- ThanksBoy- Makeup bhi bahut achcha kiya hai..!!Girl- Thanks BhaiyaBoy- phir bhi Sunder nahi lag rahi.
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#2
1. Nazro ka milna,2. Sharmana,3. Ghabrana,4. Thori si Hasna,5. Phone no. dena,6. Miss Call,7. Sms,8. Calls,9. Milna,10.Proposal….Result: Dus Bahane Kar K Le Gaya Dil…..!
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#3
Patthar se Dosti, jaan ko khatra.Sardar se Dosti, dimag ko khatra.Daru se Dosti, Liver ko khatra.Hum se Dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra. Mujhse Dosti Karoge
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#4
Mom: Soja varna GABBAR aajaigaBoy: pehle 100 rupeye doMom: ‘kyoun’?Boy:’varna main Papa ko bata dunga mere sone k baad gabbar aata hai……………’
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#5
A khuda aaj barsat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye,Jo mujhe SMS na kare uska Mobile usme doob jaye,Na rahega Phone…Na bajegi Tone…..!
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#6
Boy Friend: ‘tumhare ghar gaya tha, mujhe nahi lagta humari shadi ho payegi’Girl Friend: ‘kyu mere papa se mile kya?’Boy Friend: ‘nahi tumhari bahan se..!!!’
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#7
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?…………………….Ans: Jab loose motion lagi hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
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#8
Teacher: Why is your nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no ‘b’ in rose. Max: There was in this one!
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#9
Sincere Apology:
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#10
r mosquitoes religious? Yes They first sing over u & then prey on you
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#11
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said ‘Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree….Plz try later.’
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#12
Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar mein pani ghus gaya hai…..Banta- Kyun jhuth bolta hai,ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai,ghar ki chabi jo mere pass hai.
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#13
Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,teri kripa se kumbh k mele mai bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai, kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao!
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#14
Jyotish:Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen giBoy’Oh yess… What a life!’Jyotish:Ziyada khush mat ho.1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi.
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#15
Premika:Aisa Khat koi Likh Sajna,Meri Umar Beet Jaye Pdhne Me…Premi:(!=0!> xE’?1!!:e’$ a?>#’e!%;>;>,e=$?#.P(p+>!$ Le Padh le.
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#16
Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain..Raste me kacha pul aa jata ha usko dekhkr chinti boli ‘cross kr loge ya me utru?’ :-):-D
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#17
santa fouj me bharti hua….2 Din bad jung shru ho gaiii…..santa ki topi per goli lagi….santa ne hathyaar phenk diyeaur chup kar bola .. ‘ Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi hota hai…
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#18
Judge: Tum ne ye Car chori ki?Santa: Janab, Car qabrastan mein khari thi..Mein samjha ke is ky Maalik ka inteqal ho gaya hai…
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#19
SHEIKH: Meri biwi buht fuzool kharch hai,Jubse shadi hui ha roz 100, 200 mangti he.DOST: Wo in paison ka kia karti hai?SHEIKH: Kya pata Mane kbhi dye he nhi.
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#20
Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo,Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,tum humein janwar smjhta hai.Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.
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#21
Biwi ney apney shohar ko khoob maara .Shohar rota aur aahain bharta hua keh raha tha:jo bhi karwa raha haiAmerica karwa raha hai….
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#22
Aik doctor apne dost se:yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon,dost :tumhara khyal to naik hy,magar yahan ka qabrstan bhot chota ha…
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#23
Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,Admi:Hain! Wo Q jiSanta: oye khoty ‘bluetooth’ da zamana hai.
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#24
Boy:-waz ur name?gal:-Q btau?me tumhe janti bhi nahiBoy:-mat batao me bhi kaunsa tumhe apni ‘FERRARI’me bitha raha hu.Gal:-Anjali B.com,2nd year, tution time 6-8.
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#25
TEACHER Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr saktiSTUDENT FIRE BRIGADE Teacher kyon Student AURTON ka kaam AAG lgana hay bhujana nahi..
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#26
Pathan Halwai Sy: Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho? Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Sy Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani,
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#27
Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa KmbakhatDekh So0raj Kb Ka Nikal aya Hy..Beta:To Kya Hua AmmaWo Sota B To Mjh Se Pehle Hy
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#28
Ek baap apni beti se: beti tum nd kbi koi aisa kaam kya h js se mera sir ooncha hua ho?Beti: yad karen papa ek bar maine apke sir k neche 3 takiye rakhy thy.
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#29
Santa-yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor q hote hai?Banta:kyuki sab kutto ka khun 2 DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.
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#30
Patni (Pati se)- Tum to kehte the ki shaadi ke bad b mujhe khub pyaarkaroge..Pati- Sorry yaar! Mujhe maalum nahi tha ki tumhari shaadi mujhse hogi ….
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#31
Santa:Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar JayeOr Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?,,,,Pathan:Jootay Se Mar Do. 🙂
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#32
MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya
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#33
Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki huiTo usne elan kia ki BETA hua hai.Ek dost ne dekha to kaha- yeto ladki hai. santa:Munda niche se maa par gaya hai.
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#34
Bubbli-Bagla (Flamingo) ek tang pr kyu khara hota hai?…..Anti Misba-Pta nhi….Bubbli-Kyu k usko pta hy agr wo dusri tang uthaey ga to wo gir jae ga
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#35
1 Bacha doosre se: Bhai yeh Khushiyan kiya hoti hein?Doosra Bacha: Pata nahin Bhai main tou Paidah hi Z@rdari ke daur mein howa hoon…
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#36
American Citizen: Hum Log Ghar ki Rakhwali k Liye kUTTA Rakhte Hain. Pakistani Citizen: Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai.. ‘Humne To Pure Mulk k Liye Rakha Hua Hai..’
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#37
Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai
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#38
Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko Bohat Mara.Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya hai.
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#39
Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu aab Chamgadar ban gayi ho.
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#40
Guest;beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha. beta- friday ko or apka guest; sunday ko beta; aap jhuth bol rahe ho sunday ko to chutti hoti hai…
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#41
santa CIGRATE P raha tha Lady-tmhare Maa-Baap ko pata he tm cigrate pite ho?snta-Kya Apke H usband ko PATA H Aap AJNABI Se baat krti ho
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#42
FAQIR: Kuch khana De do MAF KARO BABAFAQIR:Kuch To DoAcha Baba Jo Ye SmS Padh Rha H Usko LeJaoFAQIR:Bheek Manga Tha Bhikari Nhi
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#43
Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!Chintu: Nhi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!
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#44
Teacher To Pathan:Tm Ne Home Work Kyun Nahin Kiya?Pathan:Sir Hum Hostel Mein Rehta Hai.
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#45
Girl:Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten KareHansi Mazaq KareOr Raton Ko Muje songs SunayeSanta:Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo.
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#46
Passenger :Ager Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?Pathan :Ager Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
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#47
Santa! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?Pathan! Nahi pata?Santa! Dastaney ki…
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#48
Teachr:Us Bomb Ka Naam Bataiye JoPakistan Ne India Par PhenkaTha Aur India Ne Usey PencilKi Tarhan Bana Dia?Students:Adnan SAMI….
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#49
Reporter:Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak hasil kya?….Shumila Rana:Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga ho
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#50
Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen. Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena…;)
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