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Banta calls FM radio: I’v found sm1 named Kamaljit’s wallet wid Rs. 15K.RJ: Sir! U wnt 2 retrn d wallet?Banta: Ni pagal! I wnt 2 dedicate a sad song 2 him.;-)
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GF-Chand kahan hai? BF-Chand do hai, 1 tum aur 1 upar. After Marriage:Biwi- Chand kaha hai? Pati-Andhi hai? wo upar kya tera Baap CFL jala k baitha hai.:-|
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Santa: Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi haiBanta: Tum bharpoor desi ghee khao1- 2 din baadBanta: ab kaise hoSanta: Waise hi hoon, Bharpoor Brand ka koi ghee aata hi nahi
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#4
Bacha : Papa mujhe baaja dilao, PAPA : Nahe tum sabko tang karo ge. Bacha : Nahe papa kasam se jab sab so jayenge tab mein bajaoonga.
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Pathan Girlfriend k sath date pe gaya,Ahista se bolaMery dil mein ek bat hy mgar kehty huyGhbrata honGirl:kaho na,Plz Keh do naPathan:WoWoWo….Tmhry pas
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Police to Santa : ‘Tumhara Dost kaise mara?’Santa : ‘O ji Mai kuch nahi janta, Usne to yehi kaha tha-Mere Pat me Chuhe kud rahe hai. to Mene use Chuhe Mar
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Santa ki Beti : ‘Papa kal Ghar me se 1 Member kam ho jayega.’Nxt Day Santa ki Beti bhag gayi.Santa : ‘Ladki ne kaam to Galat kiya lekin thi wo Jyotishi.&
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#8
DUKANDAAR: iss bori pay mat baithna, phat jaye gi!Gahak: kyun, iss main Ghubaray hain?Dukandaar: nahi… ‘KEEL’ hain
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#9
Master To Student:A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?Student:A=ApniB=Beti kaC=Cell NumberD=Dijiye
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#10
GOLU England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,Dance Karny K Bad Bola,…….O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai
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#11
1 Pathan chilkay samait KELA kha raha thakisi ne usko tokaIs ko cheel to loPathan bola: cheelne ka kya zarorat hai hum ko malum hyis K andar KELA hi ha!
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Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile bhool gayaNiche se wife ko bala de doWife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gayaSanta: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun
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#13
Santa: RIM ka connection lene gayaCall rate bataye1 pase per sec.50 paise per min.1 rupee per 3 min.Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se launga
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#14
Santa galati se Sansad me chala gaya wanha upper kursi pe baithe huye se pucha Tum kaun ho ho?usne jawab diya : ME Speaker hunSanta: jor se bola, to phir me Loud Speaker hun
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#15
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai? Pathan: Nai Kal Yeh Bohat Ro Rha Tha To Bas 1 Chutki Naswar Di Thi
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#16
According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??. . . . . . . . . . ANS: HOLI. . How? . . . . . . . Coz…. He Keeps Saying… ‘Holi CUB hai, CUB hai Holi….’
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#17
Doctor-‘Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit.’after 1 hour,,,Santa-‘Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai.’Doctor-‘Kya khaya tha..?’Santa-‘Nariyal chilke sahit….’
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#18
sholay.ki team ne ipl me hissa liyagabber k bowlers ne 20 over me 350 run diye &usme extras 200 run diye.batao kyu?q ki wicket keeper thakur tha
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#19
Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha thaBanta: Bhag kyon rahe hoSanta: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me bhoosa bhara hai, soch raha hun kahin ye kha na jaye
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#20
Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut achha haiSanta: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai
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#21
Teacher-‘Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai..’Student:-‘Fish,Fish ki Mummy,Fish ke Papa,Fish ka bhai,Fish ki Sister…’
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#22
1 ladka – ‘Mere Papa itne lambe hai ki khade khade chalte FAN ko rok dete hai.’2 ladka – ‘Mere papa bhi lambe hai, lekin aisi chutia harkate nhi karte.’
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1 Elaan ho raha tha – ‘Ek Baccha mila hai, Jin ka hai aa kar le jaye.’Santa aya aur kehne laga – ‘Mujhe bhi dikhao JIN ka bacha kaisa hota hai….’
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#24
Pagal chinese se: tum american ho?Chinese: nhi main chinese hu!Pagal: nhi tum american ho.chinese gusse me: haan main american hu Pagal: lagte to chinese ho.
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#25
Santa tapasya karta haiBhagwan: var mango vatsSanta: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye tapsya kar raha tha
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#26
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya BanogaSanta:PilotTcher:QS:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
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#27
Profeser : Tum 20 Saal ki Ladki se Shadi karoge ya tumse 20 saal badi ladki se…?Student : Sir Depend karta hai ki kaun jyada khubsurat hai, apki Beti ya apki bivi….
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Santa – ‘Aisi konsi chiz hai jo Lal hai or trin trin karti hai.’Banta – ‘Telephone’Santa – ‘Galat’Banta – ‘to phir’Santa – ‘Tamatar…. trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha.’
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#29
1 pagal aadmi bahut der se chand ko dekh rha tha.aur thodi der baad bola jalte raho beta,jab bijli ka bill aayega tab pata chalega.
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#30
teacher 2 santa-tum me kuch kamiya haisanta next day coat pant pehan k aata haiteacher- what is this?santa-raymond,the complete man.
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#31
EK VILLAGE KI AURAT CHEQUE CASH KARANE GAYICLERK;SIGN KROAURAT:KAISE?CLERK:JAISE KHAT K END ME LIKHTI HO.AURAT NE SIGN KIYA ‘TOHAR MUNNE KI AMMA’
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#32
Fact of Class Room: Jab Professor Tumhain Class Se Baahar Nikal Dey To Samajh Lo K Tum Taraqqi Kar Rahe Ho. Coz He Might be Afraid That You Know More Than Him! Be Positive.
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#33
BREAKING NEWS Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge. Bache nahi Q k Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai Bachon ki NAHI.
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#34
1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho oor tum? 2nd girl, main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . 🙂
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#35
Zarori Ilan! 1st Dec, se bijli bilkul khatam ho jay gi, 1st Dec se tamam log apnay apnay UPS wapda k kissi bhi office se recharge karwa saktay hain. Shukria.
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#36
Load Shedding K Fawaaid: Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat (A Public…
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#37
Your relation is like paktel “dil to 1 hay” Your Ove like telenor “Chaho kuch barh k” Your sincerety like Haleeb “garah to hay” Your smile like twist “Hila k rakh de” your style like Ufone “Tum hi to ho” Your personality lika…
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#38
DO SHARBI RAT KO..1ST.YAR KITNE BAJE HAI2ND.PATHAR UTAYA AUR GHAR KI KIDKI PER MARA TO KACNH TUT GAYA …UPER SE BUDHI BOLI……NALAYKO SO JAO RAT KE 2 BAJE HAI
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#39
Veeru: Iss Gabbar ka kya kare??Jai: Isse sui chubo chubo ke maar do aur sui iske side mein rakh do…police samjhegi ‘Sui-cide’ ka cae hai……..!!!
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Santa: Agar Bhagwan tumhe 1 wish de or Paise or akl me 1 leno ho to tu kya le.Banta: Isme puchhna kya hai me Akl lungaSanta: Achha jiske pass jo cheej nahi ho wohi lena chahiye
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#41
Santa: Beta 2 Bistar kyun lagaye?Son: Ghar Pe 2 Guest ane hai.Santa: Kaun?Son: Mummy ka Bhai aur mera Mama.Santa: Fir 1 or laga, Mera Sala bhi aa rha hai!
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#42
Santa park me baitha tha.Friend:Kya kar raha hai ?Santa:Badla le Raha hu !Frnd:Kaise?Santar: waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,ab mai waqt barbad kar raha hu.
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#43
Banta: Ek sar dard ki goli denaSanta Chemist: Thora sochane ke baad, Sar dard hone ki to koi goli nahi aati
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#44
Ravan to Doctor: Dr saheb mujhe kai dino se loose motion ki shikayat ho rahi hai.Doctor: wo to hona hi tha ‘Dus input aur ek output.’bhala kaise nahi hoga.
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#45
Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha ‘namak kidar hai’?Santa : namak nahi hai.Banta : toh Dal mein kya daalu?Santa : ‘COLGATE’ dalo, usme Namak hai.
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#46
Rancho : ‘1 Over me kitni Ball Fenki jati hai??’Virus : ‘6 Balls’Rancho : ‘Galat Jawab, 1 Over me 1 hi Ball 6 times fanki jati hai.’Think Differnt.
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#47
judge: u are crossing your limit.Lawyer: kaun saala aisa kehta hai?Judge: hoe dare u calling me saala?Lawyer: my lord i said kaun sa law aisa kehta hai.
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#48
Santa: Upperwale ki daya se teen larkiyon ke baad mere larka hua haiBanta: Yaar tumhare upper kaun rahata hai
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#49
Santa Mobile Shop me : 1 Memory card Daal denaShopkeeper Man: Mobile DenaSanta: Mobile me nahi meri hi yaadast kamjor hai mere dimaag me daal do
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#50
1truck dusre truck ko rassi se bandh kr le ja rha tha Ye dekh kr santa hans-hans k lotpot ho gaya or bola- Ek rassi ko le jane K liye 2-2 truck… ud mooorning
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