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Biwiya apne pati ko’A.G’ Q kehti hai?Q k biwiya izzatdar hoti hai,bahar bazar me’ABE GADHE’Nahi bol sakti isiliye short me AG bolti hai
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#2
Banta Bank Manager seMera Loan pass kar doManager: Is file per wajan nahi haiBanta: Apna joota rakh deta hai, aur poochhata hai mera loan pass ho jayega
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Pappu: Papa Iron kyon kar rahe hoSanta: Iron karne se salwat nikal jaate hainPappu: Phir to bahoo achha Papa main Dadaji ke Gaal ke salwat nikaal dunga
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Sonu- Abe, Tune School Aana Q Chhod DiyaMonu- Yaar, Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
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Banta In art gallery: ye bhynak tasvir ko aap modern art kahte hai? Art Dealer: Mere bap tu dimag mat laga ghar ja, ye aaina hai…
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Pappu-Miss Aap Ne Kal MujheCall Ki ThiTeacher-Main Ne To KoiCall Nahi KiPappu-To Phir Mere MobilePe Kyu Likha Tha1 Miss call..
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#7
Accident hua, bheed ho gayi! Santa ko age aane ka mouka nhi mil raha tha! Santa chillaya- Hay mera bapu! Sbne aage jaane diya… Dekha toh Kutta mara pada tha…:)
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Banta: yaar me kal Bitch per ghoomane gaya tha.Santa: Ajib baat hai, tu kutti per baith kar ghoomane gaya phir bhi usne katta nahi
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Bhakt: Bhagwn mujhe Drd do, Dukh do, Tension do,Mujhe Barbad kardo, Mere piche har muskil laga do..Bhgwn: Abe sale sidha- bolna, tujhe ek ‘grlfrnd’ chahiye……
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#10
Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene gai.Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri h.Santa-‘Sir’ vo maike gai hui h.
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#11
2 frenz aftr exam1st:Xam kaunsa tha?2nd:May b Maths1st: Matlab tu xam kr k aya h?2nd:Nhi yaar sath wali Ladki k hath me calculatar tha..
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#12
1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui , Raat ko Machar bahar baitha tha To dusre Machar ne poocha kya hua?Machar bola ‘Yaar Teri bhabhi ALL OUT laga ke so rahi hai’.
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#13
Ek Sardar Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.Boy : Sardar G Soup Wich Makhi Ae….Sardar : Dil wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae.
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#14
Santa Banta ki khub pitai hui. Dono kisi Birthday Party me muft ka khana khate hue pakde gye the Kehne lage- Hum ladki walo ki taraf se he…
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Govt. School k Bachhe Kisi ko Ghaseet k School le ja rhe theYe dekh 1Aadmi bola:Jane do Beta,Ye Khud School aa jyga. Bachhe:Ye Bachha Nai Master Hai 😉
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Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gayaBanta: Phir kay huaSanta: maine TV band kar diBanta: Kyon vo to TV Main tha naSanta: Ye to main samajhata hun, us jaanvar ko kya pata TV h isase bahar nahi nikalte
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#17
Santa: Office Chal rahe ho kya?Banta: tu chal main naha dho kar aayaSanta: Kamaal hai, tu ab dhone jayega, main to potty jata hun tabhi dho leta hun
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#18
1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to achank wahn aawaz aai,’Tann’ ittefaq se light bhi chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa gya…. :-
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1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor aayaAdnan chor K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu- Sahab chppl nhi mil rhiCHOR bola-Meri pehen le par Jaldi Jaa.
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#20
GF-Chand Kitne Hote He?BF-2,Ek Tum Aur Ek UparAfter Marriage:Bv-Chand Kitne Hote He?Pati-Andhi Ho?Wo Uper Kharbooza Nazar Aa raha He ?
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#21
santa: Jab me chhota tha tab me is ped pe chad jata tha. banta: wo kaise? santa: tab ye ped bhi chhota tha na yaar…
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Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha thaguess why?kyonki Doctor ne kaha tha halka khana lena hai jaise Dudh, Double Roti
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#23
Banta Joins Ad CompanySanta: Mere Father ka dehant ho gaya akhbaar me Shok Sandesh dena haiBanta: Aap Hindustan Kesari me de. isme abhi 1 +1 scheme hai. Aap ke father ke sath aapka free chhap denge
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#24
Banta: Aao Chess KhelenSanta: Mujhe Chess Nahi AatiBanta: Main Sikha dunga isme Hathi, Ghore Oont khane haiSanta: Phir to main bilkul nahi khelunga kyonki main shaakahari hun.
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#25
Yamraj=Ur Time is OverKatrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka?Yam=Ha!SMS Padhne wale ko KISS KaroKatrina=Oh Shit!Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. ..
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#26
Ek riksha k piche likhatha kiSAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI…Piche se 1 truck ayaaur riksha ko uda dia aurus k piche likha thaAYA SAWAN JHOOM K…
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#27
Santa interview k liye jata hai. Boss- aapka janm kahan hua hai? santa- tiruvantpuram. Boss- spelling batao? santa- nahi – nahi goa me hua tha.
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#28
A girl come in class with new slipper.A boy told her: Chappal achhi hai.Girl replied: Nikalu kya?Then all boys replied:Teri dress aur bhi achhi hai. —
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#29
Mohan:Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?Sohan:Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai
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#30
Baap:Sach btao ye 100 ka note kha se layeBeta:Mjhe gali ME para hua mila.or agr yaqi na ho to bahr ja k dekh lO,1 admi Abi tak dhund rahA Hai
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#31
Teacher:Bachcho,Aaj Mai Apko Bhag Ke Sawal SikhaungiBillu:Mam Mai Bhag Ke Sawal Nahi Kar Sakta,Mera Dam Bhar Jata hai
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#32
GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe the.1 KUTTA b jum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khush h?Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge
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#33
Wife-janu, kash aap msz hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhtiHusband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
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#34
Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.
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Santa:Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?Banta:Bechare Rickshaw wale!Santa:Kaise?Banta:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married ‘BHAIYA’ hi bulati ha
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#36
2 cockroachs sittin in a toilet, eatin potty.1 said 2 another :- yaar mujhe potty aa rahi hai.Othr said:- yaar khane ke time to aisa baat mat kar!!’!;-)!’
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Wife:sunoG Kaam krte waqt mere ko baho me mat lia karoTabi Kamwali boli:Madam achhi Tarah se samjha do,mai to bol-bol ke thak gai..
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#38
Man: black colour ka bulb dena?Dukandar:kaha lagana hai?Man: kuch nai woh dopahar ko bulb jalakar andhera kar ke sona hai
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#39
Sharma:Yar murgi k bacche anda torkar bahar kaise aa jate hai. Verma:Mujhe to ye samajh mein nahi aata sale band ande mein ghus kaise jate hai.
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Billu: WHAT IS LOVE?Tillu: JAB GIRLFRIEND PAADE AUR USKI BADBOO BHI TUJHE GULAB KI KHUSHBOO KI TARAH LAGE.Tab Samajhna Tujhe Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya..
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#41
Teacher-batao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hai wo kahan jate hai..? Student- sharmaate huye bola sir.. CENTRAL PARK, VICTORIA, NALBAAN, MILLENIUM PARK..
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Husband to Hotel Manager: ‘Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai’Manager: ‘What can I do?Husband: ‘Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.’
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Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the…Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi.tabhi room ek jugnu aaya.Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai….!!!!
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Banta: Santa dhobi se te T Shirt Ulti karke press kar dena!Ek din BaadBanta: Meri T shirt press ho gayi?Santa: Babooji press kaise karta, koshish to bahoot ki lekin ULTI aa hi nahi rahi.
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#45
‘High Class Insult’Boy 2 Girl :- Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi HoGirl :- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass Gadhe kyo Khade hai
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#46
Santo Office Jaa raha thaPreeto(Pyar se boli): See you at night!Santa (Gusse se): Dhamki kise de rahi ho mein bhi tujhe dekh lunga.
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Banta: Santa, Bulb JalanaSanta Bulb nikaal kar Gas Stove par rakh deta haiBulb jal gaya
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Husband & Wife Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon…!is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoonWife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi . . ?
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#49
Teacher to circuit: munna bhai ne raat ko khana khayais sentence ka future tense banao…..circuit: munna bhai subah potty karega….
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#50
ek pagal dusere se:- yaar tuzhe pata hai bharat or hindustan ke beach jang chid gaye hai dusra pagal:- tu chinta kyu karta hai be…hum to india mein rahete hai…….
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