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1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.
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#2
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.Patni:Fir?Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?Santa:Mera BETA..
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#3
bhagvan shankar; bhakt main teri tapasya se khgush hua, bol tujhe kya chahiye?bhakt;muze dj system do prabhu.shankar; abe sale dj hota to main damru q bajata?
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#4
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
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#5
Santa : Kal papa Kuwe me Gir gaye, Bahut Chot Lagi, Bahut Chilla rahe the. Banta : Ab Kaise hai? Santa : Thik hi Honge, Kal se Kuwe se Koi Awaaz Nahi aayi Na.
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#6
Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of the Pond & Reads,’CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT SWIM’
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#7
patient-mujhe aisi dava do jise khane per me murker jinda ho jau?doctor-aisi dava to sirf Ekta kapoor hi de sakti hai.
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#8
All happy Husbands behave like Amir Khan in Ghajini -Biwi ki sunte hain, Samajhte hain,Aur.15 Minute ke Baad sab Bhool Jaate Hain.Gud mrng…
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#9
Santa-: Yaar nave surf naal apna kachha dhota si.. Sala chuttran kolo tight ho gya, hun ki kara..!! Banta-: Aida kar, ohi surf naal apne chuttar dho lai….!?!
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#10
ek bhera scooter start kar raha tha..2 bhera:kya hua petrol khatm ho gaya kya ..1 bhera :nahi petrol khatm ho gaya ..2 bhera:mujhe laga ki petrol khatm ho gaya ……
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#11
santa:tu kis din paida hua?banta:itwar kosanta:chal jhute, us din to chhuti hoti hai..!!
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#12
Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ?Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai.Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?
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#13
3 idiots dekh ke kisne kya seekha??Medical student :use of vaccum cleanerMBA student:jo dil kahe wohi karoEngineer:naak beech mein nahi aati
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#14
Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagaeBaap:Ab kyu aai ho?Bubbli:Papa wo BMW ka driver niklaN95 b china wala tha
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#15
1 boy to another:Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?2nd boy!Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya…! Hahahaha
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#16
Wife:- Bakray ki zubaan pakaai ha khaao gay?Husbnd: Main moonh se nikli huvi cheez nahi khata.,.Wife: To phir anda bana doon?:-P
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#17
Molana sahab jumay k khutbe mein: Ajkal cable pe channel bohot kharab aa rahe hen!Pathan: Nahi, hamare ghar to saaf aa rahe hain. Aap apna taar check karo..
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#18
wife:mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 me se 1 hai.Husband: dimag ke hum bhi don hai,pehle ye bata kamini,baki ke 999 kaun hai….
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#19
Santa= Aisi ki tesi kab hoti hai.Kab lagta hai ki ab to bhagwan v nahi bacha saakta.Banta= Jab loose motion lage ho aur pajame ka naala na khule…
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#20
BOY:Bus,train aur ladki ek jaise hote haiEk jati hai to dusri aati haiGIRLRiksha,taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote haiEk ko bulate hai to 4 aate hai
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#21
Santa 60th B’day Bnta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he? Snta-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
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#22
Son:Mujhy circus dekhna hai.Dad:Main busy hoonSon:Wahan 1 nangi larki cheetay pe sawari karti haiDad:Chalo chaltay hain buhat din hogaey cheeta nahi dekha…
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#23
1 Pthan ka Air Hostes sy jagra hogya Pilot:Sir kia hua? PTHAN:isny hmari chai me Taweez milaya hy Air Hostes:Sir Khuda ka nam len,wo..’Tea Bag’tha..
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#24
Santa found cigrate in daughter’s room’o God she smoked?’ Den found wine’o God she drink?’ ‘Den he saw a boy,’thnk god! Toh ye sab iska hai.
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#25
Santa ki bivi uske driver k sath bhaag gaee.. logo ne poochha ‘santa ji hun ki kroge..? Santa: karna ki hai hun gaddi aap chlaawange…
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#26
Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha,Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha,bhai ye konsa janwar hai“TOTA” bola ”PATHAN” hai salaa.
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#27
Santa- Ladki ko chidate hue, or sohneo ki Haal chal hai twade? Ladki-(Gusse me) jo teri bhen ka hai, Santa-(hass ke) wo to maa banne wali hai.
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#28
Grandpa: Teri Teachr aa rahi hai.Ja chup jaa. Grandson: Pehle aap chup jao. Aapki maut ke bahane maine do hafton ka leave le rakha hai.
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#29
Rat k 3 bje santa k phn per phn aaya=HELLO yahan FATIMA MAHFOOS rahti hai kya? Santa-kutte itni rat ko ager fatima mere pas hoti to kya mahfoos rahti..
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#30
Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara aur kandhay pe rakh k bazar mai gya, ek aadmi ne poocha khan kya dawaza bechna hy?pathan: nahi yaar taala khulwana hy 🙂
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#31
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo… Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..
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#32
Sweet insult- 1ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha: apne bade bhai k pair chhuu rahe ho? Ladka: hanji bhabhi ji.
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#33
Santa:’Maths vich fail kyu hoya’..SON:1st day Tchr kendi 5+3=8..Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi..:-
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#34
Papa:Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai?Beta:Papa, mummy ne LIPGUARD maanga tha, maine FEVIQUICK pakra diya…
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#35
Husband gusse may:aaj tmne ye kesa khana bnaya hy?Bilkul Gobar jesa!!Wife: uff Mairey khudaia!! Iss Admi ne kia kia chakkha huwa hai.;-)
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#36
Biwi pathan se:khan hum ko hamara salgirah me chain gift karna. pathan: wai qurban! Laalay ki jaan! zaroor dega batao CYCLE KA DE YA moter cycle KA?..
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#37
Boy: main tmare lia asman se taray tor k la skta hugirl: ye to aam bat hay. Agr scha lv krte ho to utility store se cheeni la k dikhao 😛
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#38
1 bibi janat ma gai to farishty se boli.’mari shadi kisi molvi nal hi karayo..’farishta: ‘sabr kr la bibi, pehly kisi molvi nu janat vich aan te de’
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#39
Girl: Teri judai mein neend urti hai, jan jati hai, chein khota hai, dil rota hai…!Boy: Check karwaley bibi Dengi Virus me bhi aesa hi hota hai!
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#40
Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta,Maa: Kahan Thay.?Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha,’MAA DA PYAR’Maa: Ab oopar Ja k ek Aur Film Dekh…’peoo DI MAAR’
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#41
Pathan mobile company mei job k lye gya1st question k answer pr hi usay laat maar k bhaga diaQues:Which is the most popular network?Pathan: AL-QAIDA 😀 😀 😛
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#42
Geo Tv ka wo konse programs he jin k nam khawateen lene se hich kichati hain? …. ‘HUM SUB UMEED SE HAIN’.or’AAJ RAAT KAMRAN KHAN K SATH’. (‘.’)
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#43
Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez mei hota hai?Shagird: Taleem me…Ustaad: Wo kaisyShagird: Janab,….Kitaben kholte he neend aa jati hai… 🙂
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#44
Pathan: ye bakray ki raan kidhar gai?Qasai: Bakra langra thaPathan: r Dil?Qasai:Wo bakri legaiPtan:Baba dimagh to hoga?Qasai:Sorry Lala.Bakra b PATHAN tha.
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#45
Pathan sharab peeta raha or rota raha.Ek admi ne pucha:’kya huwa khan sahab?’Pathan: ‘jis larki ka nam bhulana chahta hon uska nam yad nahi aa raha&qu
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#46
Employee-‘ boss meri shadi ho gayi,meri salary bhada do’Boss-‘factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company zimedar nahi hoti’
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#47
Teacher: Insaan wahi hai jo dusron ke kaam aaye.Student: Par Ma’am exam mein to na aap hamare kaam aati hain aur na dusron ko aane deti hain
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#48
Aniversary Par Santa Apni Biwi K Liye Gulab Ka Phul Le Kar AyaBiwi:Muje Yeh Nahi ChahiyeKoi Sone Ki Cheez DoSanta:Ye Le Takiya Aur So ja.
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#49
Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gaibap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu nisanta:Maine socha surprise dunga.
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#50
Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha
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