Comprehensive collection of General Jokes. The compilation includes some good quality text messages which can be shared on various messenger apps and social network platforms. Browse through nice repository of General Jokes with latest and new Jokes being added quite often. You will find some new, unique & interesting Jokes and messages. Explore best and rare collection of General Jokes here, select any text from the wide range and share or send using mobile. Apart from General Jokes, the collection also includes Jokes in other categories.
A Policeman to his son- Yeh kya hai itne kam marks??Aaj se tumhara khelna,T.V.dekhna,ghumna sab band.son- Yeh lo papa 50Rs. Baat ko yehin khatam karo..
—– —
#2
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur GRAVITY discover ki.Koi us GADHEY se ye puche k ABEY SAALAY!25 saal se POTTY karta tha to wo kya UPER JATI THI ?
—– —
#3
Akbar: Anarkali tuje kya chahiye?Taaj ya Takht?Anarkli:Jan-e-panah mje na Taaj chahiy aur na hi Takhtbuskilo chini mil jaye to nwaazish ho ge..
—– —
#4
Mera UsShehr-e-Adaawat Mein Basera Hai Faraz…Jahan Charas To Mil Jaati Hai.Magar Cheeni Nahi Milti
—– —
#5
RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha’Dunya Chand p pohnch gaior Tm yha bethe ho?RAAZ niche likh aaya ‘Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he
—– —
#6
Teacher Mehnat KarogeTo Kuch BanogeSant-Teacher HamraGadha To Itni Mehnat Karta HaiMagr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana …;->
—– —
#7
FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???RAAZ-Pata nahi??FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.
—– —
#8
Budha 1 Ladki Se TkryaBudha:-SorryGrl:-StupidTabi 1 Ladka us Se TkryaLadka:-SorryGrl:-It’s OkBudha:-Meri Sorry Ki Speling Glat Thi Kya
—– —
#9
Santa ka bacha-Teri MAA itni moti hek sab usko TRUCK kehte heBanta ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nai heisliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte he
—– —
#10
PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka SaktiJesi meri Ammi Pakati ThiBV-Paka Sakti HuAgar Tum B Aisa Aata GoondhoJesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The
—– —
#11
RAAZ Dr. ne kha he k muje blood pressure heJiski vaja se muje hert attack b ho sakta hyFARAZ-Nhi aa skta.R-Q.F-Q..ki Ap Pathar dil he
—– —
#12
GOLU SCHEME Wali Bottle ka DhakanBaar Baar Khol K Dekh Raha ThaMOLU- Kya Hua?GOLU-Dhakkan Me Likha Hai ‘Try Again.’ 🙂
—– —
#13
Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kroAkela chor doRat tmhari waja se so nhi skaMat khelo mri zindgi seGOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha
—– —
#14
Teacher-Bacho kasam lo ki daru, cigrate or ladkiyo se dur rahoge or desh ke liye jaan bhi doge.Boys-De denge! Saali aisi zindagi ka karenge bhi kya?
—– —
#15
Girl : Main tere pyar me mar gayi, lut gayi, barbaad ho gayi..Ashiq: Main konsa tere pyar me Ambani ban gaya. .
—– —
#16
Kutta punch Q hilata hai ? . . . nahi pata Ans :- Qki punch me itni takat nahi hoti K wo kute ko hila sake. ha ha ha…
—– —
#17
Santa:Yaar raatMe Suraj kaha chalaJata he??Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata heSirf andhere kiWajah se hum useDekh nahi paate…
—– —
#18
Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
—– —
#19
Bush : Tujhe swimming aati hai.Lalu : No.Bush : Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.Lalu : Tuje aati hai ?Bush : HaanLalu : Fir tere mai aur kutte mai kya farak hai ?
—– —
#20
life me kabhi serious na honatention na lenaalways find time 2 laughvarna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kalCARTOON b nahi haste
—– —
#21
Q-Cyclone kise kahte haiSanta- CyCle Kharidane k Liye Jo Loan Lete hause Cyclone kahte hai
—– —
#22
MohabbatISHQPyarye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti haiMagar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti haiAur Vo haiMummy Ki Chappal.
—– —
#23
Santa: yaar I m Notice a very Impotant thingBanta:- Wht is dis?Santa: Jab railways Fatak Bhand hota haiTabTabTain Jarur aati ha
—– —
#24
Teacher:- MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?Smart Santa:- 6 TyreTeacher(Gusse se): How?Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!
—– —
#25
KanJoos AshiqKr Diya Izhare-Ishq Hamne Mobile parLakh Rupaye Ki Baat thiDo Rupaye Me Hi Ho Gayi
—– —
#26
Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?Banta Barber:- Rs 30Santa:- Shaving ke?Banta:- Rs10Santa:- Shave My Head
—– —
#27
Pappu-dada ji kya aap badaam khate he?Dadaji-nahi, mere to daant hi nahi hainPappu-fir thik hai, ise aap rakhiye, mai school se aakar le lunga..
—– —
#28
Santa: Tumhe pata hai Mere papa ek ungli se 8logo Ko Utha sakte haiBanta:wow! Wo kaise?santa: Qki Mere papa Lift Operator hai.
—– —
#29
Gahak: (doodh waly sy)Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti heDoodh wala: 5 kiloGahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo
—– —
#30
Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : “Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!” Dusra dost : “Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job.”
—– —
#31
Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you” kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai? 2 boy:Mazaar 1Boy:woh kion? 2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
—– —
#32
gadha 4 fit ki rasi se bandha hai bato,wo 8 fit par padi ghas kaise khayenga?batao?haar gayebolo har man li?….gadhe ne bhi maan li thi.
—– —
#33
Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se Pucha,Yaar India Ka Tarakki Q Nehi Hota?1st Dost Reply-Jis Desh Ki Logo ka naam A.K. Dhar,T.K. Kar,Jis Desh Ki Biscuit Ka Naam ‘PARLE MARIE’,Oil Ka Naam ‘SHALI MAR’ Us Desh ki tarakki Keise Hoga?
—– —
#34
Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.
—– —
#35
Banta-Mai gali se jab guzarta hu to KUTTE mujhse dar kbhag jate heSanta-Apne BOSS se to har koi darta he
—– —
#36
SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush theBANTA-Fir Kya hua?…BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!SANTA: Fir Kya!Ek din Hum mil gaye..
—– —
#37
Gujarati ki wife Gujarati se boli: Aap hazaro me ek hai. Gujarati ne Ik tappad mara aur bola: Baki 999 kon hain?
—– —
#38
Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!Baap: acha! aur baqi?Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe!Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. .
—– —
#39
college ka 1st day…:->naughty boyzz- what’s ur name baby???Girl- mujhe sab DIDI bulate hain!Boy- wow!! what a coincident…..mujhe sab JEEJAJI bulate hain..:)
—– —
#40
Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye…
—– —
#41
Boss: Tumhe driver ki job de raha hun. Starting salary Rs.2000/-. Theek hai?Funny driver: You are great sir! Gaddi START karane ki salary is o.k…….but? ? Gaddi chalane ki salary kitni hai… sir jio?
—– —
#42
Kid (mobile cell phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.
—– —
#43
Bhakt: Bhagwan muje drd de,Dukh de,Tension de,Mujhe barbad kar de,Mere piche har muskil laga de.Bhagwan : Abe ek line mein bol na ‘GIRLFRIEND’ chahiye.
—– —
#44
1st boy : mujh se panga mat lo apun sher da puttar hai.2nd boy : yar ek bat to batao. sher ghar aya tha ya aunty jungle gaee thein.
—– —
#45
Autowala: Sab 30 rupiya hua. Santa: Ye le 15 rupe. Autowala: Ye to beymani hai Santa: Abe beymani kasi, tu b to baet k aya hai, adha tu de.
—– —
#46
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?Son: Mom Ap Ne khud hI To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huay cheeni Letay Aana
—– —
#47
Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gyaKyukiWo SuitMaLLika ShearwatKa tha…
—– —
#48
Ticket Chacker-Amma Kiraya Pura doAmma-Mai student huTC-Konse school me?Amma-Wo q batauTC-Muje apni DAADI ka admission karana hai
—– —
#49
Boy-Agr mai kahu muje tumse Mohabat hemeri yhi chahat he to kya kahogiGirl-Yhi baat agr tum Balance Bhej k kehty to acha hota
—– —
#50
Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try KiyaBut Tumhara Mobile ‘SWITCH OFF’ ThaBanta-Abe Wo Meri ‘HELLO TUNES’ Hai
You can help to enrich this collection of General Jokes by sending and submitting more messages from your collection by writing in comments section and by providing nice ideas. This is Set 95 of General Jokes. In case of spelling mistakes, other issues report them in comments section. Share these messages on various messenger apps like whatsapp, allo, hike, telegram, skype, FB messenger and others.
Leave a Reply