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Santa-kaha ja rahe ho?Banta-Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya heSanta-BV ko akela chod diaBanta-Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.
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#2
Ek budiya Ek bache se:Soja DIPLOMA Soja!Padosan:Aapne use DIPLOMA Q?kaha?Bu:Meri Beti College seDIPLOMA lene Bombay gyithi,Ye leke aayi hai.
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#3
Santa-Aaj tere cell pe bade’I Luv U’ k msg aa rahe hai.! Kya baat hai? Banta-(Fakr ke saath)’O kuch nahi ji, Aaj BIWI ka cell laya hu na..
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#4
Santa-Boyfrnd-girlfrnd kya hota hai ?Banta-Kuch nahi bas ladka-ladki hote hai,jisme ek muskurati haiAur ek kharcha karta rehta hai.
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Santa-Jabse ye homogiri legal ho gayi hai mai bahut pareshan hu..Banta-why..?Santa-Arre, kya pata mera nalaayak beta kal BAHU layega ya JAMAAI..?
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#6
RAAZ: Maine kal easy load wale ko bewakoof banayaFARAZ-Wo kese?RAAZ- Maine usko 100 Rupey diyeor number galat likhwa diya..
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#7
SANTA-Time Kya Hua H?BANTA: 2S-Apki Ghadi Radio Se Mili H?B-Ji Nhi Sasural se
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#8
Judge-Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?Chor-Ji Nahi, Hujur!Judge-To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai
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#9
Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir jakar uske ghar ek beta hua.Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?MUSHKIL SINGH. !
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#10
RAAZ-DR.Meri BIWI Ne Petrol Pi Liya HeOr bhag Rahi HeDR-Tension Mat LoJubPetrol Khatam Ho Jayega To Wo Aa Jayegi
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#11
Snta Ki Chappal Chori Ho GyiWo Qabristan Paucha Or Waha Baith K Kehne LagaChor Ko Kaha Dhundne Jaye Ek Na 1 Din To Yaha Ayega Hi..
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#12
Kid-Maa Mujhe Bhai ChahiyeMaa-Tumhare Papa Dubai Gae Hue HaiWo Aa Jaen Phir SochengeKid-Kyu Na Hum Papa Ko Surprise De
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Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein ‘A.G.’ Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein To Mujhe ‘A.G.’ Nahi Kehti ?Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne ‘ABEY GADHE’ Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega ?
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#14
Bnta- Tmhare Papa Kitne Saal K HeSanta- Jitne Saal Ka Mai HuB- KaiseS- Jis Din Mai Paida Huwa Usi Din To Wo Papa Bane
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#15
Santa Jub B Wash Room Jata To Darwaza Khol Ke JataBanta-Aisa KyuSanta-Muje Shak He Ke Darwaze Ke Niche WaleSurakh Se Mujhe Koi Dekhta He
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#16
Pappu-Papa Mujhe Baja Dila DoRAAZ-Nahi tum Sab Ko Tang KarogePAPPU-Nahi Papa Kasam Se Jub So Jayenge Tab mai Bajaunga
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#17
Snta-Aaj Pitaji Ne Pitai Kar DiBnta-KyuSnta-Maine To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha Ki’KAMINE..Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho Kya..
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#18
Techr to RAAZ-Batao INDIA Ka Jhanda Sab Se Pehle Kaha Lehraya Gya..?RAAZ-(Sochne Ke Baad)Hawa Me
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#19
Teachar- ‘AGAR BATTI’ Ka Muhaavra BanaoSanta-AGAR Batti Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hai..
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#20
RAAZ-Aj BV ne Bahut MaraFARAZ-Kyu?RAAZ-I was kissing KatrenaFARAZ- Wow Katrena Kaif?RAAZ-Nhi Yar Meri Nokrani Katrena
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#21
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced123StartAll Started Running Except SntaCoach-Why Are You Still Waiting?Santa-My No Is 4
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#22
Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki SazaSunai GaiJalad-Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakad Le
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#23
Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha ThaBaap-Kya HuwaSanta-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta
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#24
Larki Mandir Me-Hai BhagwanKisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa DoBhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja BetiSamajhdar Aadmi Kabi Shadi Hi Nahi Krte
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#25
Doc.-operation dobara karna PadegaQ..k Rubber k glovestere andar hi Reh Gye hePatient-Muje jane doMai tumhare gloves ki payment kr Dunga
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#26
Pati-Jb mai Ache Kapde Pehn k bazar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hJb gande kapde pehn k jata hu to sastiBV-Kal Se katora le k Jana
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#27
Santa ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag GyaNurse-Is Me 10 Tanke LgengeS-Kitna kharcha hoga?Nurse-3000S-Tanka Lagwana HeKarhai Nai Karwani
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#28
RAAZ Ko Plate Nai MiliTo Apni Jeb Me Khana Dalne LagaFARAZ-Ye KyaRAAZ-Dag To Chala JyegaYe Waqt Phir Nai Ayega
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#29
2000 Me Bache Padhte TheA 4 AppleB 4 BananaC 4 CatD 4 Dog2009 Me Padte Hai-A 4 AataB 4 BijliC 4 CheeniD 4 Dhamake
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#30
Marez doc seMai 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawale rha hu pr koi faida n huaDoc-Ok Mai kal seTumhe 40Rs ki dawa duga10Rs ka faida hoga..
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#31
RAAZ-Mere Paas 2-2 Mobile HeCamera HeMemory Card HeVodafone Ka Sim HeTere Pas Kya Hai?Mai BolaMere Mobile Me Balance He
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#32
Ek beautiful girl profesor se ‘mai exam me pass hone k liye kuchh bhi kar sakti hu’..Prof- kuch bhi G.-yaProf-kuch bhiGr- yaprof-‘ To padh le beti..
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#33
Satsang main baba Ramdev bole aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapre pehnati hain k sb nazar aata hai-unki shameez nazar aati hai,unki taange nazar aati hain, unka jism nazar aata hai, khula ang-pardarshan hota hai….Peeche se awaz aayi,’baba g aap parvachan do..mood mat banao!
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#34
Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find bottles of chilled red wine…happily they drink and leftnext day headline~ Braking News ~’Blood Bank Robbed’
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#35
Man Was Sitting W/ His Wife In A Bar.AnOther Lady Came 2 His Wife & Said!’Paise Pehle Le Lena,Ye Aadmi Baad Me Lafda KartaHai !!
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#36
Santa went to see a girl for marriageGirls Parents decided to let them be alone to talkSanta: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE
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#37
Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif heMom: Wo kaise betaSon: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte heto apni ek aankhbandh kar lete he
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#38
Boyz sng:Kaise bataye kyon girls ko chahe..Yaara bata na paye..Padhai jo college ki,dekho jo baki,complete to kar na paye..Tu jaane na…..!^.^!
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#39
Santa ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-( Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo
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#40
Madam=Tum bahut badtameez ho gaye ho,main tumhe kya szaa du ? Kid=Wo Ldki Jo 2nd banch Pe baithi hai, mujhe uske Saath bathroom mein bnd kr do..
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#41
Santa Went To ASTD/ISD/PCO Shop AndSlapped The Operator Twice.Guess Why ?Bcoz There It Was Written“number Dial Karnay Se Pehley Do Lagain”
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#42
Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch halkasa kuch narmsa kuch namkin sa kuch mitha sa kaho Premika:dhokla.
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#43
santa:aisi jindagi se to maut achhi.achanak yamdut ayaaur bola:tumari jan lene ka hukam he.santa:lo batoa aab insan majak bhi nahi kare..
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#44
Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi
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#45
Ladka: ghire hue badlo mai teri yaad aati hai,sawan k aane se teri yaad aati hai,Barish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai,Ladki: haan haan janti hun mujhe teri chatri deni hai..
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#46
Life while doing m.b.b.s1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over5th yr: finaly it’ll b overjob : i love myselfW8 a min !Something is missingOhhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(
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#47
girl-Mujhe ek aisa husbend chahiye jo achi achi baten kre hansi mazaq kre or raton ko muje songs sunayesam-tussi husbend chaddlo FM radio le lo
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#48
Santa road se gujar raha tha.usne road se kuch uthaya aur chillaya.haramjade log tatti bhi aise karte hai jaisesamosa pada ho.
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#49
Girl: Na chhod ladki ko paap hoga,Kal tu bhi kisi bacchi ka baap hoga.Boy: Khuda kare teri baat sachchi ho,jo mujhe baap kahe woh teri bachchi ho.
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#50
Boy-Mai Shadi nahi karungaDad-Kyu?Boy-Q ki Gaon wale Meri Mangetar ko taxi kehte haiDad-Are Beta Karle..Chota sa to Gaon HKitni chali hogi
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