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nepali-ye sham singh ka mobile kaha milega?santa-pta nahi nepali-itni bari company hai or apko pta ni santa ko baad me pta laga wo samsung keh raha tha….
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#2
Techer : 2mrow Thr Wil B A LecturOn Sun Every1 Mst Attend It.Kid : No Mam I Wil Not B Able 2 Attend ItT : WhyKid : My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Farr
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#3
Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab BOMB gira….’kya wo phat gya tha?’Zakhmi gusse se:’Nahi..!wo raing kar mere paas aaya aur pyar se bola ‘THAAA’
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#4
a depressed engg. Student went 4 sucide train come closer & closer but suddenly jumped out of the track & said yaar kal to assignment dena hai
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#5
Ek 10 saal ka bachha bahot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: “Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare”.Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.Kid: Main yeh dekhna chahta hoon ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.
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#6
Dada-Beta Andar Se Mere Daant LanaPota-Par Dadu Abi Roti Nhi Bani HaiDada-Oy Roti Ko Mar Goli Yar Samnewali Buddhi Ko Smile Deni Hai..!
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#7
Santa To Guest: Thanda Piyoge ya GaramGuest: Dono le aaoSanta: 1 Glass Freezer se Aur 1 Glass Geyser se Pani ka le Aao
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#8
Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha’Aalu Le Lo Aalu’BANTA: Ye to Angoor heSanta: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi
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#9
Santa Ka Dhaba !Customer: Mere Soup Me Makhi Doob Kar Mari Padi Hai.Santa: To Kya Karu, Dhaba Chalau Ya Inhe Tairna Sikhau
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#10
Aurate 3Type Ki Hoti H1.Jiske Bina Aap Reh Nhi Skte2.Jo Apke Bina Reh Nhi Skti3.Jiske Sath Ap Rehte Ho
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#11
Santa-Yaar Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab Hai,Chashma Lena PadegaBanta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?Santa-SurajBanta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega
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#12
Santa: RAAZ Par Jo Musibat aayi haiUske Bare me Tumne Suna kya?Bnta-Nahi to ki hoya?Santa: Are Meri biwi Uske Sath Bhag Gai hai
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#13
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?Barish Ki Pehli Boond?Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?YaAankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. 🙂
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#14
Friend Said to Me:Mere Paas Ghar Hai,Car Hai,Computer Hai,2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.Tere Paas Kya Hai?Maine Kaha:Mere Paas…..Cheeni Hai. 🙂
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#15
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?Miss: So sweet!Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.Miss: Wo kyon?Bacha: Ta’kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!Bacha:.Tution parhne k liye..
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#16
SANTA g school mein 1 white aur 1 black shoes pehan kar chaly gay principal ne SANTA g ko bolaya or kaha ghar ja k shoes chang kar k ao SANTA g boly koi faeeda nahi sir ghar mein b 1 white or 1 black hi ha
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#17
Cutest question of d week !Kid: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?Mom: nahi to!Kid: to phir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise?
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#18
1ladkey ko life me kya chahiye??1ladki jo use dil se pyar kare1ladki jo usko khush rakhe1ladki jo use hasati raheor tino ladkiyn kabhi 1dusre se na mile.:
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#19
yOUNG AND SEXY GIRL GOES TO DOCTOR WITH MOM.GIRL – CHECKUP KRANA HAI.DOCTOR – SARE KAPDE UTAR KE WAWHAN LET JAO.GIRL – MERA NAHI, MUMMY KA KRAWNA HAI.DOCTOR – MATAJI JEEBH DIKHAO. 🙂
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#20
Santa: Aaj mere parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gya.. Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya? Santa: Maine un se kaha ‘google’ pr search kar lo.. 😉
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#21
Santa’s daughter: abba kal apne ghar se aik banda kam ho jaye ga. Next day wo larki bhag gyi. Sardar: kuri ne kaam to acha nah kiya…par thi wo najoomi
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#22
Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rsin ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,wat would u think ?Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.
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#23
santa ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha snta ne naya sim kharid kar use msg kia mene wo sim band kar diya hai ab tera baap bhi muje tang nahi kar sakata
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#24
1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai1st: Bataya Tha2nd: Phir1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
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#25
Teacher: SOCH Aur WAHEM Me Kya Fark Hai?BOY: Aap Bahut Cute Hai Ye Hamari SOCH Hai,Aur Hum Abhi bache Hain Ye Aap Ka WAHEM hai
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#26
Dhulhan Aandhe Pati Se -Kash Tumari Aankhe Hoti To Tum Mere Husn Ko Dekh Sakte Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aankhowale Tumhe Mere Liye Chor Dete
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#27
santa 2 banta —yaar nind nahi aa rahi.banta—-koi baat nahi. uska intzar mat kar .so jaa.
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#28
Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha ‘COMING SOON”
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#29
Naukrani: ‘Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai.’ Malkin: ‘Oh God!Call Doctor Fast’ Naukrani: ‘Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Baba Ko BAYGON Pila diya hai.’
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#30
Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun… Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The
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#31
Santa: DAd Apne pAdosi ki lAdki ko English nAhi AtiFather:Tujhe kAise pAtA?Santa: Mene Use ‘GIVE ME A SWEET KISS’ kaha to thAppAd mArti hai.
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#32
1 Shadi Me Dulhan ka 1stMangetar b saj K aaya huwa thaSnta-Ap Dulha heUsne kaha G Nai Mai Semi Final Me Out Ho Gya ThaFinal Dkhne Aya Hu
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#33
1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay HeinMom:Kidhar Hai Faqir..?Bacha:Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.
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#34
Larki apni Dadi se:Men school nai jaungi. Raste men larke cherte hen…DADI:Bahane mat bana, ma bi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon,Mujy to koi nai cherta!
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#35
Once Upon A Time…….A Boy Asked To A Girl:”Will U Marry Me. . . ?”Girl Said: ”NO”Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga.
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#36
1000 Pages ki book kitne din main padhi ja sakti hai? WRITER-6 MNTH, DOCTOR-2 MNTHS,LAWYER-1 MNTHS, ENGINEER-PEHLE YE BATAO EXAM KAB H, RATO RAAT NIPTA DENGE.
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#37
Taxi driver toSindhi passenger :”Sir, taxi ke brakes failho gaye hainKya karoon.?”Sindhi passenger :”Bhenya Charya, pehle meter band kar”.
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#38
Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi.
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#39
Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?”Ladki- “Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?”Ladka- “Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?”Ladki- “Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi.”
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#40
Ba’az log kehte hein hoshiyar mard ache shohr sabit hote hen.Ajeeb ehmaqana c baat hy,Hoshiyar mard bhla shadi shuda hi kab hotay hen
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#41
santa bike se ja raha tha, ladki ko dekh karachanak gir gayaladki oh my god lagi toh nahi?santa-o nai soniye hum toh aise hi bike se utarte hai
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#42
Santa- “i m going” ka kya matlab hota hai?Banta(khub soch ke)- “me ja raha hu.”Santa(gusse me)- “oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata.”
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#43
Histry Of Pakorey Ek Baloach Besan Ki Balls Bana Kr Garam Oil Mein Dal Raha Tha.. Jb Thori Dair Bad Bhi Wo Kac’che The To Baloach Bola ‘PAKO REY’ ..
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#44
ghor kalyug ka sabhut..!boy-‘kya me tumara hath chum sakta hu…?girl- kiu? kutte ….!]kamine…!haramjade..! mere hoto me kya jahar laga he kya..??
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#45
The doctor told SantaThe doctor told Santa that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Doc: What’s the problem? Santa: I am 2400kms away from home.
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#46
Santa’s donkey was missingSanta’s donkey was missing. Santa was praying and thanking God. Banta saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing; Why are you thanking God?” Santa: I am thanking Him because I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.
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#47
SMS karne ke fayde 1.mai bhi khush2.jise bhejo wo bhi khush3.yado ka silsila bana rehta hai4.kaun KANJUS hai wo bhi pata chalta hai…!
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#48
An Elephant meets an Ant.ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?ELEPHANT: 5 saal.ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey.ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon.ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?ANT: 30 saal.ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…..ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…
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#49
Heights of laziness: Boy: mom 1glaas pani dedo mom:khud lelo beta:pls dedo mom:ab manga toh thappad dungi beta:jab thappad dene aaogi toh pani lete aana.
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#50
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gayi- 1Admi Bola Amma Mujhe B LeJati 2-4 Or Bole:Amma Hme B Le Jati. Santa:Chup HoJao KUTO Amma Kya Tata-Sumo Krke Gyi hai…?
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