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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
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Boy friend:Darling,I love u. Girlfriend:Kutte ke bache…. Boyfriend:Kya! Girlfriend:Kitne cute hote hain na.
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#3
Ek Ladka Ladki Dekne GayaDono 10 minute Tak Bat karte raheLadki – Bhaiya aap kitne bhai-Bahen Ho?Ladka:- Abtak 3 The par Ab 4 Ho Gaye
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Santa- ladki fasani aati hai Banta- nahi aati Santa- pehle kagaj ka jahaj bana phir use class room me udha de jab madam puche to ladki ka nam laga de —bas ladki fas gai
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Dr: aapko brain tumer hai pataint: oh great news(khush khabari) Dr: aap itne khush kaise hai ? pataint:isase yah saabit hota hao ki mere paas dimag to hai.
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#6
Allama Iqbal farmatay hain…ooper se sab dekh raha hon Faraz ka haal iqbal,Acha hi hua k mene koi asan shair nahi banaya
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#7
SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA – “BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.” ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”
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#8
Santa: Kela kitne ka hay? Kelay wala: 1 rupay ka ek. Santa Ji: Kela 60 paisay ka do gay? Kelay wala: 60 paisay ka Kelay ka chilka milay ga. Santa Ji: Ok! ye lay 40 paise kela mujhe day chilka to rakh.
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#9
American: Hamare desh me war hogaya. Santa: Hamare india me tho roz war hotha hai! American: o kaise? Santa: Somwar. Mangalwar. Budhwar.
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#10
husband wife se bola hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfe E jane-e-tamanna khuda kasam agli baar khane me baal aya to SAJNI Se GHAJANI bana dunga…..
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#11
Santa: Tumnay new car kb li?Banta: Ek din ek larki mujhey apni car mai bhita kar lay gai, aurkapray utar kar boli jo chahiye lay lo, maine car lay liSanta: Changa keeta kapray ki karnay siiiiii (well done, what you will do with cloths!)
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#12
LALU-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho. RABRI-ye ji …humko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye sasura america bale daily chadhte hai.
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#13
kabhi wafa se pyaar mt krna Q mt karna ? maare jaoge Q maare jaoge ? Qki wafa OSAMA ki .bati ka naam hai….
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#14
Getting married is like getting into a bath tub. After you get used to it,it ain’t so hot.
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#15
Boys Attitude!Wen A Boy Proposes A GirlIf She Says YesThen“Pata Ni Kineya Nu Haa Kiti Honi A”If She Says NoThen“Bandri Apney Aap Nu Aishwariya Samjhdi Hai”
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Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar JaonAur Meri Tamam Cheezai?Tumhari Ho Jaye?Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?..
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#17
A boy doing maths home work,’2+2 son of a bitch is 4’Mom was shocked.She went to the teacher.Teacher aid: we teach 2+2 sum of which is 4
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#18
What Is The Next Thing A Man Should Do After Winning An Argument With His Wife ? . . . . . . . . . . . Apologise !!!;)
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#19
Onelinerz: + When I Met My Wife I Knew She Was ‘Miss Right.!’ I Didnt Know That Her First Name Was ‘Always’ 🙂
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#20
Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd I’d It All Money, A Beautiful House, A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety Gal Thn Its All Gone Frnd: Wht Hapend? Man: My Wife Found Out 🙂
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#21
karwa choth di swer uth k wife pooja karane lagi,husband: swere-2 ki rola paya hoya hai,wife; sutta rah kanjra tera hi sayapa karan lagi aa
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santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu:Bring this. Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner of restaurant.
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#23
Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey. banta:aho! banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
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#24
A Santa & A Wife Were Walking Outside When The Wife Said, ‘Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!’ The Santa Looked At Sky & Said, ‘Where, Where’???
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#25
Free free free dhoti naal kacha free.Cow naal Bachra free.Cheti cheti viyaah karva lo kanjro.nahi tah milega voti naal bacha free….!?!
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#26
Santa- Bebe m chandigadh ch computer chalana sikh lavan. Bebe- Putter sikh tan le per chandigadh ch bheed bahut hundi h kite bhida na dein..
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#27
USA:We 1st landed in Moon.Rus:We 1st landed in Venus.Santa: 1st landed in SunUSA: U cant. Its too hotSanta: We landed at Night
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#28
In an examination hall, a gal asks santa sitting on d desk next 2 her,’Mujhe is answer ki starting bata de baki main likh lungi’.Santa said, The’
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#29
Policeman: How did this accident occur?Motorist: The sign just there says; Stop-Look-Listen. And while I was doing that, the train hit me.
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#30
Student: Can I take the same book that I took a few days ago?Librarian: Is it that interesting?Student: No. I wrote my GF telephone no. on it.
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#31
Santa boasting to his friend. You know I am a good collector of antiques.Banta: Yes I know, I have seen your wife.
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#32
Banta: What did you do before you got married to Jeeto bhabi. Santa: Anything I wanted to do.
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#33
Inspector questioning Manager in Govt.Office:Who accepts bribes in this office?Manager:How much will you give me for that information??
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#34
patient- Doctor sahab doctor sahab sub mujhe ignore karte hai!!!!!!!!!!!Doctor- next please
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#35
Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama HotiTo Tumhen Bohat Pyar KartiAur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay,Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!
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#36
musharaf: very sorry to hear abt da bomb blast near white house at 8 dis morning.obama: nothing happened here.musf:whats da time?obama:7 o’clockmusf: sorry i’ll call u later
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#37
Santa to Preeto on suhaag raatSoniye tenu apne do bullan naal kujh kar k dikhavanPreeto – Haaye main mar javan karo ji.Santa – Burraa…….
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#38
Osama’s Son was Poor in mathsOsama Hired a Teacher for him:—On Very first Day:===Teacher to Osama’s son: how u would divide 4 apples among 5 people ???Osama’s Son: By Killing an Extra Man…
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#39
Man: Mein kaam per jaa raha hoon.. Sister: Allah ki amaan ho Veer.. Mother: Jeetey raho beta.. B.v: Ae kera time aey jan da? Teray kam e nai mukday…
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#40
Jeeto: My husband`s career is in the ruins.Preeto: Oh, I am sorry to hear that.Jeeto: There is nothing to be sorry about. He is an Archaeologist
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#41
Santa- Jado mai chota c,menu ik kuri nal pyar ho gya,te mai usde 4 bhrawa nal gal v karli c.Banta-Fer ki hoya?Santa-aje tak siddha tureya nai janda.
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#42
Santa bike se ja raha tha,Ladki ko dekh achanak gir gaya.Ladki-Oh My God! lagi to nahi.Santa-nah nah, eh ta yaara da utran da style hai..:-)
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#43
Jeeto: Son, why did you fall in that mud wearing your new trousers?Pappu: Because there was no time to take them off.
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#44
Banta: why it is said that children brighten a home?Santa: That is because they never turn any of the lights off.
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#45
In an interview for a Govt. job.Chairman: What can you do well?Candidate: Nothing.Chairman: Good. You are the right person for this job.
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#46
1 Chuhaa Sharaab k Drum Mein GiraAur Nikal k mast ho k Soi Hui Billi k Mooh pe Dom Maar k Bola.Utth Kanjriye…Pola Badmash Tera Mujra Wekhan Aaya Aye.
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#47
Man Conducting Marketing Survey Asked A Lady: Which Book Has Helped You Most In Your Life?Lady: My Husband’s ‘Cheque Book’…!
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#48
sante ne naayi de dukan khol layi. banta us dukan te shave kraun aaya.santa-muchhan rakhaniyan ? banta:yes. santa:(muchhan katt ke): aa le jeb wich pa le
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#49
9215542945.Gor se dekho is number ko..eh ohi number hai…ji haan ohi 1number…ohi number…Jis te sms kardiya tuhannu maut paindi hai……;->.
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#50
Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.Class: HoorayTeacher: We will have the other half this afternoon
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