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TEACHER – Can you Tellme 2 creatures whichDo Not have Teeth.PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .
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#2
Teacher : Isaac Newtonwas sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.Student : Right. Had hesat in the Class, hewouldn’t have discovered anything.
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#3
TEACHER : What is an island ?Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.TEACHER :On one side ?Pupil : Yes, on top !
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#4
Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?Because they’re all in HIGH School!
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#5
TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !
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#6
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!
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#7
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?He wanted the lesson to be very clear!
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#8
Mother: Little Missy, do you know what happens to girls who always tattle on other kids or spread lies about them? Little Missy: Sure, they grow up to be rich gossip columnists…!!!
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#9
Jack: Promise me that when I die, I’ll be buried way out at sea, with nothing around for miles. Rose: Why would you want that? Jack: Because your mother vowed to dance on my grave.
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#10
Monty: My wife is mad at me again. Bartender: Why is that? Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, ‘Can I stay here for a few days?’ I said, ‘NO PROBLEM!’ and shut the door.
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#11
The most rommantic country of the world? guess! pakistan u know y? har raat candle light dinner 🙂 thanx to MSEB
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#12
The secrets of a happy marriage Tools, Internet options, Clear history, Delete files, Delete cookies.
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#13
Husband : ( Returning late form work ) ? Good evening Dear, I?m now logged in.? Wife : Have you brought the ring ? Husband : Bad command or filename. Wife : But I told you in the morn? Husband : Erroneous syntax. Wife : What about my new blouse…
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#14
Santa: Last year, I opened a jeweller`s shop.Banta: And then what happened?Santa: I was caught red-handed by the jeweller.
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#15
Lady: (to the waitress) May I have a bag to carry leftovers to my dog?Baby: Oh mother, are we going to get a dog?
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#16
Cardiologist died n was buried in Heart Shape Coffin..A Dr. standin nearby laughd,wen askd y he laughd?He said’Thinkin of my Coffin.I’m a Gynaecologist.!!!:
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#17
CHILD:DAD DID YOU EVER VISITED EGYPTDAD:NOCHILD:THEN FROM WHERE DID YOU BRING ‘MUUUMMMI’
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#18
Chemical joke All electrons were in a party protons attacked them .A Hero saves them.Electrons asked them who are you?Hero saidMy name is Bond COVALENT BOND
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#19
1 officer School checking k time Dekhta hai ki 1 Teachr ladki ko kiSS kar raha hai.Officer:What iS thiS?Teac:’Maar Se nahi pyar Se Samjha raha hu.
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#20
Two snakes meet each other..First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
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#21
Child1: My father has not worked for a day from the last five years.Child2: Why?Child1: Because he is a night watchman.
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#22
WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly.HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!
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#23
What is the fastest thing in world?Oxford:LightHarvard:ThoughtTexas:Blink of an eyeSanta:It’s loose motions,because last night I was lying in my bed& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,it was over!
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#24
Teacher: If u tell me where is God, I`ll reward u wid 100 rupees.Pappu: And if u tell me where God is not there, I`ll reward u wid 200 rupees!
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#25
Son: Dad give me the car keys please. I am old enough to drive.Father: Yes, but the car is not old enough to be given.
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#26
Banta: What is a fine?Santa: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.Banta: And what is tax?Santa: A tax is a fine for doing right.
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#27
boy: my girlfriend left me and sent me a picture of her wid her new boyfriendfriend:how sad 🙁 , wat did u doboy:simple i sent dat sms to her dad!!!!!!BE INNOVATIVE
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#28
Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink….
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#29
A Man Meet A Friend After A Long Time N Notices He Is Wearing An Ear-Ring. ‘When Did U Start Wearing Ear-Ring’He Replies’ Ever Since My Wife Found One In My Car’
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#30
‘meri Chup’ bra kujh huda jo bol k smjhayeaa nhi janda… bra kujh hunda jo chup smjha jandi a…bhuti war bol nire fjul humde hn….. te kdi kdi chup pure da pura SHABDKOSH…
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#31
SANTA Ur Son Is DeadAfter Hearng disSanta Jumps Frm50th Flor35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son20Flr:I m Not Marrid&3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta
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#32
Jatt asking his parrot-ganga ram,Churi khani ae? Parrot-teri maa ne salya Pehlan mirchan khwa khwa ke bvaseer karati hun churi kawa ke sugar karani e.
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#33
Punjabi’s Teacher: Dekho bacho ek sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai, ise punjabi me convert karo……. Student: Oye Kanjro O vekho’Pataaka’
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#34
santa:Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize milea…Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c Aanda..??.Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c…
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#35
Happy HoliHappy Holi Happy HoliHoliHoli HoliHappy HoliThhha!.,.Happy da motorcycle khambe vch ja wajeya!! Kinni wari kiha c k Happy Holi.
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#36
Police wala : oye tu PAPPITA bechan wali nu KISS kyo kitta ?Santa : HAJOOR ohi bar bar chilla rahi cPAPI ta le loPAPI ta le lo
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#37
Mother: main jithe v paise rkhdi ha, a munda sare chuk lainda a, Hun dso main paise kithe rkha? Father: knjr di kitab ch rkhde, jma ni hth launda.
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#38
Height Of Playin Games..Santa’s dead body found in a cupboard &al other Member declard himWinner of Last Year’s Hide & Seek Championship!.
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#39
Doctor to Ladies:Apka Weight 65Kg Tha,Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai..Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.Ladies:Sir, Zald-Baji Me Mai Aaj Makeup Kar k Nahi Aai Hu.
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#40
Santa: Dr. saab mujhe chot lag gayi heDr: Bahut gehri chot hai, taanke lagenge, 1000 Rs lagengeSanta: Bhutni dea, taanke laune ne, kadayi ni karni
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#41
British:Wich is ur favourite flower? Hindu:Lotus. British:I clean my ass wid it. Muslim:Rose. British:I clean my ass wid it. Santa:CACTUS!!! Ab bol! 🙂
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#42
Teacher: What is the capital of china?Pappu: U Know ?Teacher: YesPappu: Then why are u asking
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#43
Santa: When do you know your kids have grown up?Banta: When your daughter begins to put on lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.-
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#44
A Man before marriage is – Superman. After Marriage – Gentleman. 5 Years Later – Watchman. 10 Years later – Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
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#45
‘Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?’ * ‘I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months.’
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#46
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled ‘It really works!’ really works
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#47
Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time.Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?
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#48
Banta: Why are rainbows similar to policeman?Santa: Both appear after the storm is over.
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#49
Customer:hi,I can’t print .every time I try ,it say ‘can’t find printer’.i even lifted the printer and placed on monitor..:-)
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#50
A mouse was going with its kids.a CAT jumped infront of them. Mouse shouted:’ BHOW BHOW’Cat ran away,Mouse:’that’s the advantage of learning foreign language
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