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Main Tumse Bohat Pyar krta hu
Main tume New Ghar le k dun ga
Me Tumhe New Gaari le k dun ga
Hum bhag k shadi kar le ge
Bas
Mera Metric ka result aane do.
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#2
Lahore K Pas Nizamuddin Railway Station
Ki
Train No. 6162
K Route k 3rd Station Shahdara
K 1 Chotay se Gaon
K Nazdik Waly Qabristan
K Chowkidar ki Qabar pe Bethi Hui Makhi
Ki Right side ki Tang ki Teesri Ungli
K Nakhun k Pas chupay huye Keeray
K Pait Main Rehne waly Becteria
K Chromosomal DNA
K Thymine Nucleotide
K 5th Carbon
K Outer Shell
K 4th Electron ki Qasam
Sirf aapko DISTURB karne k Liye SMS kya hai.
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#3
Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai?
Jahan Ameer se Ameer insaan B
Katori le k khada rehta Hai?
Pani Puri wale k paas.
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#4
Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM…
What will you call Mother’s younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM
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#5
Father To Son: If you Dont Pass Ur Exams This Time, Don’t Call Me DAD..
After Some Days Father: How Is Ur Result?
Son: Sorry Shaikh Sahab.. Main Fail ho gaya.
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#6
Beta: Mama bara ho kar Pilot banoga.
Mom: Mjhy kese pata chalega k ye mere betay ka Jahaaz hai?
Beta: Main guzartay waqt apny ghar pe Gola phenk donga..
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#7
Aapko Miss karna meri Hobby,
Aapka Khayal rakhna meri Job,
Aapko Khush rakhna mera Dream,
Aapke liye Dua karna meri Duty,
And
Aapko Tang karna mera Farz.
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#8
Son: Papa sab log Shadi kar k Pareshan hain to Shadi kyon kartay hain?
Papa: Beta Aqal badaam khany se nahi,,,
Thokar khanay se aati hai.
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#9
Shohar: Main tang aagaya hon, Tum humesha Mera Ghar, Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.
Ab Almaari main kya dhoondh rahi ho?
Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.
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#10
45 saal ka Aadmi, Larki dekhne gaya, Larki ki maa behosh ho gai…
Hosh aaya, wajah puchi to Maa boli:
25 saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.
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#11
Father: If u pass in exams, I’ll gift you 1 cycle
son: If i fail?
Father: I’ll gift 100 cycles
son: Why?
Father: Phir mera puttar dukan khole ga cyclan di.
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#12
PHYSICS TEACHER: Now As You All Know The Law Of Gravity Explains Why We Stay On Earth!
PAPPU: But Sir! Where Did People Stay Before The Law Was Passed?
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#13
Chaand ki AAN ho Tum,
Sitaron ki JAAN ho Tum,
Pholon ka ARMAAN ho Tum,
Kudrat ka INAAM ho Tum,
Par Sab se pehle,
Dunya ki Sab Larkiyon k BHAI JAAN ho Tum.
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#14
Wife: Aji agar main Gum ho gai to Tum kya karo gay?
Husband: Its the time to Disco.
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Kon dhoondhay ga tujhko?
Kabhi na mily tu mujhko.
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#15
Two Friends Talking:
– Meri Shadi ho gai
* O ye to acha hua
– Nahi, bura hua, Woh bad soorat hai
* O ye to bura hua
– Nahi, acha hua, Woh bohat ameer hai
* O ye to acha hua
– Nahi, bura hua, Woh mujhe ek rupya bhi nahi deti
* O ye to bura hua
– Nahi, acha hua, Usne mujhe ek ghar khareed kar diya hai
* O ye to acha hua
– Nahi, bura hua, Us ghar main aag lag gai
* O ye to bura hua
– Nahi, acha hua, Woh bhi us ghar main thi.
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#16
Love Before Marriage:
Janu!!! Tum nahi to Main nahi,…
Main nahi to Tum nahi,,,
Love After Marriage:
Baighairtaa…. Aaj Tu nahi ya Main nahi…
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#17
Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga.
Papa: Kyon Beta?
Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?
Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?
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#18
How Can A Father
Make His Daughter
Walk On The Street
Looking Down The Earth??
Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms.
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#19
Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?
Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya..
Ha ha ha
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#20
Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!
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#21
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.
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#22
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents.
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#23
Son: Main school nahi jaonga.
Mom: Q?
Son: Main nokari karonga.
Mom: 4th class parh kar kya kaam karogay?
Son: 3rd class ki larkiyon ko tution parhaonga.
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#24
Husband: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.
Wife: Akeli he aai hogi?
Shohar: Tumko kese pata:
Wife: Uska husband mere khuab main aaya tha.
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#25
Ek larka ghar dair se lauta.
Maa: Kahan thy?
Beta: Film dekhne gaya tha ‘Maa Ka Pyar’
Maa: Ab ooper ja k ek aur Film dekh ‘Baap ki Maar’
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#26
A man saw a snake on his Mother-in-law’s Bed.
Man to Snake: Meri saas ko dus lo.
Snake: Aby kya dus lon? Main isi se to apna ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho.
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#27
Thappar maar k naraz wife se husband bola:
Aadmi usay maarta hai, jisay pyaar karta hai.
Wife husband ko 2 Thappar maar k boli: Aap kya samajhte hain, k main aapse pyar nahi kerti.
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#28
Specially for You!
Muhabbat kisi k ikhtiyar main nahi, aur phelti ja rahi hai, taqseem hoti ja rahi hai,
Ye aur baat hai k ab bhi tumhara Hissa bohat ziyada hai, dosron se bohat ziyada,
Aye Khuda mere Bhai ko saray jahan ki khushiyan ata farma,
Mera Veer jo mere aanchal ka Maan ban k raha.
Happy Brothers Day.
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#29
Yaad ayta hai muj ko tera bachpan ka zamana..
Palti patli tangoon per latka huwa pajama..
Wo behti naak ko Haath se ponch ker gaal per lagana..
Gali main beth ker sare mujhalay ko show dikhana..
Kamar se Makhiyan urate huwe awaz lagana..
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Amii ker li hai saa’af ker dain.
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#30
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!
Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!
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#31
Wo FSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo BSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo MSc main parti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
Wo apnay mehyan say larti thi
Main BSc main parta tha
www.you4best.com
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#32
I believe
U were
born
in this world
,* as a
(‘,’ ) cute
(,s,) little
(‘)(‘) baby
now that U r
grown up
)(/(/(
( o..o )Hai Rabba!
( – ) ae ki hoya?
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#33
Teacher: Sach aur Veham main kya faraq hai?
Student: Aap jo humain parha rahi hain, wo sach hai,
hum parh rahe hain, ye aapka veham hai.
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#34
Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband….
‘I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say someting nice 2 me dear ‘
husband replies ‘ ur eyesight is perfect.
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#35
Father:’Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor:’It’s God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor:’My fee??’
Father:”ll send it to God through money order’!!
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#36
EK aadmi qabar k paas betha tha,
Musafir ne poocha DAR nahi lagta?
Aadmi bola is main DARNE ki kya baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi bahar aa gaya.
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#37
1 larki coke pi rahi thi, k achanak us main se aik MACHAR nikla aur bola ‘MAA’
Larki: Main teri maan nahi hon.
Machar: Aisa na bol maan main teri COKE se nikla hon!
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#38
Mom: Have you brought the matches home?
Son: Yes!
Mum: Are they working?
Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire Matches… It’s working.
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#39
harleen goes to a dress shop
harleen: how much is that pink dress for?
Kulwinder: 7 kisses
harleen: how much is the red dess for?
Kulwinder: 10 kisses
harleen: pack both of them, my grandmother will pay the bill
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#40
Dear Math, All those years you made me find your X. Just face it, she’s not coming back! I think it
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#41
90% of Men kiss their wife Gudbye wen dey leave the house,
rest kiss their house gudbye wen dey leave the wife !!!
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#42
Santa got the answer to the ultimate question
which comes first an egg or a chicken???
jo pehle order karogey wohi to ayega
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#43
4 ants were walking. one elephant came from opposite direction.
ant 1:lets break his leg
ant 2:no lets pull his tail
ant 3:im going to break his head
ant 4:jaane do yaar woh abhi tak bachcha hai.
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#44
As a friend,I asked 4 stone, U gave me statue!I asked 4 leaf, U gave me a flower!I asked ur hankey 4 my tears & u gave me ur hand!……Kuchh dost sach me BEHRE hote hai!
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#45
RAMU JUICE KA GILAAS LE KE BAITHA THAA.
SHAAMUAAYA AUR FATAAK SE JUICE PI GAYA .
RAAMU: MERI TO SALI KISMAT HI KHARAAB HAI.
BETA FAIL HO GAYA.
BIVI DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI.
…NAUKRAANI AA NAHI RAHI.
NAL MEIN PAANI NAHI HAI .
GHAR MEIN LIGHT NAHI HAI.
AB JUICE MEIN ZEHAR DAAL KE PEENE KO RAKHA THA, AUR WO BHI TU PEE GAYA
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#46
Aftr marrige’s 1st nite….sabse mushkil kaam kya hai???
Ladki se baat krna??
nhi..
…kiss krna??
nhi..
galey lagna??
nhi..
Aree subha utth k ghar walon se ankhen milaana….
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#47
Generally we believe our memory is weak..but,only when we want to forget someone we loved a lot, we begin to realize how powerful our memory is!
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#48
Q: Ladkiyan Kabhi Khud Pyhar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nahi Karti?Intresting Jawab.Taki Break-up Karte Waqt Ye Keh Sake Ki Tum Mere Pichhe Pade TheMain Nahi.
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#49
Repeated success makes a person arrogant.Repeated failures makes a person defeated, Repeated success and occnal failurs makes a person matured
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#50
Boy- I love uLadki-tameez se baat karo.Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due respect I BEG TO SAY THAT ‘I LOVE U’DEVI JI !…
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