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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work
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#2
What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble
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#3
Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they’d break
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#4
Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside
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#5
Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg
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#6
Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
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#7
How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers
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