Decent Jokes – Set 1 – 2017

#1

Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

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#2

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause… Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!

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#3

There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.

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#4

Excellent Facts:-
-Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than mind.
-Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue.
-Opinions r like wrist watches!!
-Everyone’s watch shows different time from other but
Everyone Believes that their time is Accurate.

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#5

…ULTIMATE TRUTH…
Love Knows No Difference Between
…Life N Death…
The One Who Gives You A Reason To Live
Is Also The One Who Takes Your Breath Away!

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#6

Sikandar-e-Azam & Arastu (his teacher) were going together.
There was a Deep River in Way.
Arastu decided to cross first and said:
‘Its not important that Arastu will die,
But its so important that Sikandar will survive
Because Sikandar is the Need of this World’
Sikandar laughed, moved ahead and said:
‘Its so important that Arustu will survive,
Because Sikandar can’t make Arustu
But Arustu can Make Many Sikandars.
Dedicated to all teachers..

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#7

A Duck Looks Smooth and calm on top of the Water
But underneath there is a Restless Paddling…
Life is all About Efforts but with a Cool Mind and Calm Expressions…

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#8

4 Methods To Spend Good Life…!!
1! Us Ko Zaroor Sorry Kaho Jisey Tum Chahte Ho.
2! Usey Mat Chhoro Jo Tumhein Chahta Hai.
3! Us Se Kuch Na Chhupao Jo Tum Par Aitbaar Karta Ho.
4! Usey Kabhi Mat Bhulao Jo Tumhein Yaad Karta Ho.

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#9

Sab Kehte Hain Akele Aaye The Akele Jaayenge.
Par Sach To Ye Hai
‘Bina Do Logon Ke Koi Aata Nahi
Or Bina Char Logon Ke Koi Jata Nahi’

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#10

Remember
1.There’s Always a Little Truth behind Every ‘JUST KIDDING’
2.There’s Always a Little Knowledge behind Every ‘I DON’T KNOW’
3.There’s Always a Little Emotion behind Every ‘I DON’T CARE’
4.There’s Always a Little Pain behind Every ‘IT’S OK’
So remember What u see and What you hear isn’t What u Always Get!

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#11

Life Never Leaves you Empty
It always replaces everything you lost
If it asks you 2 put something Down,
It’s because, it wants you 2 pick up something better.

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#12

Your Reflection can not be seen in Boiling Water.
The same way Truth Can not be Seen in the state of Anger.
So Always Keep yourself Cool…

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#13

Two Thoughts that Decide Your Attitude:
First: ‘What you Think of Yourself, When You Have Nothing.’
Second: ‘What you Think of Others, When You Have Everything.’

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#14

Please don’t close your heart
Let the ones who care be a part of your life
Feel free to share you mind because those who care do mind
if you’re not alright.
Please open your heart don’t hide in the dark
Don’t let life tear you apart
Try and trust in life and love
Believe in the Great Above
Let love in Let Yourself Begin.

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#15

Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life:
The Greatest Loss Is:
‘When Relationship Dies Inside Us, While We Are Still Alive.

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#16

Life can give u a Hundred Reasons to Cry,
But u can give life a thousand reasons to smile with your friend.
Life can only be understood backwards but
It must be lived forward.
When U Want More Time To Take Correct Decision,
Than Remember One Things
Even a correct Decision is Wrong When It Is Too Late.

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#17

‘TEEN CHEEZAIN’
3 Cheezain Aik Jaga Parwarish Pati Hain,
1. PHOOL
2. Kanta
3. Khusbu.
3 Cheezain Har Aik Ko Milti Hain,
1. Khushi
2. Gham
3. Mout.
3 Cheezain Har Aik Ki Mukhtalif Hoti Hain,
1. Soorat
2. Seerat
3. Qismat.
3 Cheezon Ko Kabhi Chota Na Samjhen,
1. Qarz
2. Farz
3. Marz.

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#18

We Always Work For Making Better Tomorrow
When Tomorrow Comes Instead Of Enjoying
We Again Start Thinking For Better Tomorrow
‘Tomorrow Never Comes’
(Shakespeare)

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#19

Waqt Aur Doulat 2 Aesi Cheezain Hain
Jo Insaan ke Ikhtiyar mein Nahin,
Waqt Insaan ko Majboor
Aur Doulat Maghroor bana Deti Hai.

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#20

Hate but LOVE more
Argue but AGREE more
Talk but LISTEN more
Punish but FORGIVE more!
Then you will Love people BUT People will Love you more.

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#21

REALITY OF FEAR:
U’re Not Scared Of The Dark.
U’re Scared Of What’s In It.
U’re Not Afraid Of Heights.
U’re Afraid of Falling.
U’re Not Afraid Of People Around U.
U’re Just Afraid Of Rejection.
U’re Not Afraid To Love.
U’re Just Afraid Of Not Being Loved Back.
U’re Not Afraid To Try Again.
U’re Just Afraid Of Getting Hurt For The Same Reason.

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#22

The Sun is Shining,
Suppose
We cover our Eyes with the Palm of our Hand,
The Sun won’t Be seen by Us,
The Sun is 91 times bigger than the Earth,
But it can be hidden with the Palm of Our Hand.
Similarly the EGO is very Small
But because we Magnify it in our Daily Life beyond all proportion,
It has come & Taken hold of Us.

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#23

Kisi Ne Allama Iqbal Se Pucha: ‘Aqal Ki Inteha Kya Hai?’
Jawab Mila: ‘Hairat’
Phir Pucha Gaya: Hairat Ki Inteha?
Jawab Mila: ‘Ishq’
‘Ishq Ki Inteha Kya Hai?’
Farmaya: ‘Ishq La Inteha Hai, Is Ki Koi Inteha Nahi’
Sawal Karne Wale Ne Kaha: Magar Aap Ne Likha Hai:
‘Tere Ishq Ki Inteha Chahta Hoon’
Aap Ne Muskura Kar Kaha:
Dusray Misray Me Apni Ghalti Ka Aitraaf Bhi Kiya Hai Ke,
‘Meri Saadgi Dekh Kya Chahta Hoon’.

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#24

Its A Fact:
When You Are Happy U Want 2 Reach D Person U Love Most.
But
When You Are Sad U Want 2 Reach D Person Who Loves U Most.

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#25

View A Negative Experience In Your Life
Like How You Look At A Photo Negative.
A Single Negative Can Create An Unlimited Number Of Positive Prints.

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#26

Every Test in life makes us Bitter or Better.
Every Problem comes to Make Us or Break Us.
Choice is ours,
Whether Become Victim or Victor.

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#27

Third Person Never Creates Any Misunderstanding
Between Two Peoples.
But…
Misunderstanding Between Two People Creates Space for Third Person.

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#28

This SMS Is The Best To Describe Me
Just because my eyes do not show Tears,
Doesn’t mean my heart doesn’t Cry & I don’t get hurt.
Just because I come out strong,
Doesn’t mean there is nothing wrong.
Often I choose to pretend that I’m happy.
So I don’t have to explain myself to people
Who’ll never understand.
Smiling has always been easier than explaining Why I’m sad.

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#29

I’ve Learned:
I came alone and I’ve to Go Alone.
I’ve Learned:
People are with You only When they need you, not otherwise.
I’ve Learned:
Extra care of anyone by you will Ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation.
I’ve Learned:
A simple LIE of Your close one can break you more than anything.
I’ve Learned:
Its very hard to weep alone when there is no shoulder to support You.
ULTIMATELY I’ve Learned:
Help people but not up to the point beyond your dignity..

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#30

A Good Daughter Says To her Lover:
Han ye Sach Hai k Mujy Tumse Muhabbat Hai
Ye Bhi Sach Hai k Mai Tumhari Chahat Hon.
Per Meri Zindgi Mai Chahto ki Kami to Nahi
Rishte or Bhi Hain Sirf Tum He to Nahi.
Apni Zaat k is Pehlu Se Aaj Milwaun Tumhai
Me kya hu kesi Hon Zara Batlaun Tumhai
Me apni Maa ki Tarbiyt Mai Dhala Sancha Hon.
Apne Baba ki Umedo Se Pur ik Khaka Hon.
Apne Bhai ki Gairat Hon Janti Hon Mai.
Mjse hi hai Ghar ki Izzat Manti Hon Mai.
To Behak jaun Mai ye Kabhi Mumkin He Nahi.
K Dil wo Sab b Rakhte Hain, sirf hum Tum He to Nahi.
Mohabat Wo Nahi jo Rishty Bhula Deti Ho.
Muhabat Wo Hai jo Buzurgon ki Dua Leti Ho.

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#31

Hamesha Yaad Rakho K
Rishtay Khoon k Nahi Hotay,
Rishtay Ehsas k Hotay Hain.
Agar Ehsas ho to Ajnabi Bhi Apne,
Agar Ehsas Na ho to Apne Bhi Ajnabi.

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#32

Na Thi Jab Apny Haal Ki Khabar
Dekhty Rahey Logon K Aib-o-Hunar
Parri Jab Apnay Gunahoon Par Nazar
To Nigah Mein Koi Aur Bura Na Raha.
Allama Iqbal

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#33

Nice Quote:
Do Tarah se Cheezen Dekhne Main Choti Nazar Aati Hain.
Ek Door Se.
or
Doosra Gharoor Se.

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#34

Two Thoughts that Decide Your Attitude.
1. What You Think of Yourself
When You Have Nothing.
2. What You Think of Others
When You have Everything.

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#35

Some people Think War is a Competition Between
Weapons, People or Forces.
But I think War is a Battle of Prayers Between
OUR MOTHERS and THEIR MOTHERS.

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#36

Excellent Answer To What Is Success?
In Simple Words
When Your SIGNATURE Changes To AUTOGRAPH
That Is Success…!

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#37

Zindgi ki Sabse Barri Sachaee:
Qabaristan K Bahar Board Par Likhi Thi,
‘Manzil to Meri Yahi Thi,
Bus ZINDAGI Guzar Gayi Meri Yahan Aate Aate.’

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#38

Sacrifice is Greater Than Love,
Character is greater than Beauty,
Humanity is Greater than Wealth,
But
Nothing is greater than Good Relations.
And Good Relations don’t Necessarily mean Finding similarities.
Its just about Respecting Differences. 🙂

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#39

2 Eyes & 1 Tongue:
Which Means We need to Look Twice & Talk Once.
2 Ears & 1 Mouth:
So We need to Listen more than We Talk.
2 Hands & 1 Stomach:
So We need to Work Twice as much as We Eat.
2 Major Brain Parts(Left & Right) & 1 Heart:
So We can Think Twice, But Love Only Once.
Amazing How Our Body Parts Remind Us How To Live.

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#40

THINK ABOUT IT!
Why do Girls Eat Chocolates after a Break Up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.
Why do Guys drink after Break Up?
The bitterness of Alcohol makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.
Is that so. 🙂

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#41

You Can Kiss Your ‘Family & Friends’.
Good-bye And Put miles b/w You,
But at the Same time You carry Them with You in Your heart, mind & stomach,
Because
‘You don’t just Live in a World but a World Lives in You’ 🙂

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#42

Peeep…Peeep…
Peeeee….Peeeeep..
Peeeeeep…
Peep..Peep..Peeeeeep..
Peeeep..Peep.Peeep..
Peeeeeeeeep
Saamnay se Hat Jao Mera SMS Aa Raha hai.

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#43

There are Two Kind Of People In This World:
1: Those Who Remember Names
And
2: Those Whose Names are Remembered
Choice Is Yours.

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#44

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Agar janna hai k yeh kya likha hai
to sms mirror may parho.
Its a magic.

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#45

The person who Risks Nothing,
Does nothing, Has nothing.
He may avoid Suffering & Sorrow,
But
He simply can’t learn & feel & change
& grow & love & live…

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#46

Read each word From Right Side
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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
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tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
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tnelaT
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daeR
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egasseM..

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#47

When I will be DEAD:
1. You TEARS may flow for me, But I won’t be able to see.
CARE for me NOW.
2. You may send FLOWERS, But I won’t be able to Smell.
Send them NOW.
3. You may say words of PRAISE, But I won’t be able to Hear.
ENCOURAGE me NOW.
4. You may FORGIVE all my faults, But I won’t be able to Thank for your Greatness.
Forgive my faults NOW during my life.
And Remember me in your PRAYERS.

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#48

Aaj Ka SMS – It have Very Deap Meaning.
Khuab Bhi Shayad Kaanch se Kamzor Hotay Hain.
Jo Roz Bikhar Jatay Hain, Faqat Ik Aankh Khulnay Se.

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#49

A Paper Flying in air is due to its Luck.
But a Bird is Flying due to its Effort.
So if Luck is not with You,
Efforts are Always there to Support you.

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#50

When Flood Comes,
‘Fishes Eat Ants’
When Flood Goes Down
‘Ant Eat Fishes’
Time Matters…
God Gives opportunity to everyone.