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Brand new mop and bucket. I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn’t remember.
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#2
I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.
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#3
Husband asks Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means..Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No it means With Idiot for Ever
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#4
Darling, you seem to get more beautiful everyday
but I refuse to wear glasses!
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#5
You’re quite a catch!
But don’t feel too bad
even good offers sometimes have a catch!
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#6
Words fail me! Great body, sharp mind, sexy voice
and they’re just a few of my good points!
Happy Valentine’s!
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#7
I found a card for you in time, I really did.
And it said exactly how I feel about you.
But it was so mushy the envelope went all soggy!
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#8
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
‘I’m sweet on you’
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#9
What is the difference between a girl who is sick
of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
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#10
What kind of flowers do u never give on Valentine’s Day?
Cauliflowers!
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#11
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours
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#12
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with u, because I was pissed.
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#13
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met ur brother.
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#14
Today is Valentine’s Day or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day.
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