Mama Jokes – Set 1 – 2017

#1

Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.

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#2

Your house is so disgusting that I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off – the cockroaches nicked ma wallet…

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#3

I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world’s largest wilderbeast.

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#4

I could have been Yo daddy, but the gorilla in front of me in line didn’t use a condom.

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#5

If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they’d still be Brother and Sister

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#6

Yo mama’s so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips

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#7

I got on the train last night – they had a new sign up reading – ‘Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama’

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#8

Yo grannie’s so fat, on each of her butt cheeks she has ‘Place Your Ad Here’ printed.

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#9

Yo mama’s a stunt double for the Predator

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#10

Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.

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#11

Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi’s

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#12

Yo mama’s so fat, she ain’t on a diet, she’s on a Triet – She’s all like – ‘Whatever yo eating … I’ll try it!’

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#13

Yo Mother in law’s so fat, she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.

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#14

Yo mama’s so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs

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#15

Your moma’s so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

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#16

Yo mama’s so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out…

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#17

Your mamma’s so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.

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#18

Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said ‘Press any key to continue’, she phoned support complaing she couldn’t find the ‘any’ key…

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#19

Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

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#20

You mama’s so daft she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

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#21

Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if they still sold Kippers….

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#22

Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!

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#23

Yo Nana so ugly she didn’t get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.

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#24

I was speaking to your parents – they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.

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#25

Yo’ kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo the gorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies…

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#26

Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.

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#27

Yo auntie Ethel’s so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.

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#28

Yo mama’s like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy and you get 100 hours FREE

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#29

Yo brother’s mouth so damn enormous, he speaks in Dolby surround sound!

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#30

Yo girlfriend’s hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin’s so damn big you gotta wash yer hair in the Niagra Falls…

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#31

Yo Mama’s so freakin nasty, I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.

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#32

Yo mama’s like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and ‘OH
MY GOD IT’S COMING TOWARDS US!!’

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#33

Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama’s so damn stupid on a job application it said ‘sex’ and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

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#34

Yo mama such a dirty whore that they’re having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!

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#35

Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don’t say ‘Are we there yet’, they scream, ‘Is she Dead yet!’

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#36

Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn

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#37

Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!

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#38

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants

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#39

Yo mama so fat her logo is ‘we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me…’

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#40

Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial

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#41

Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends

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#42

Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died

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#43

Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.

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#44

Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.

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#45

Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday

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#46

Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.

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#47

You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine

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#48

This is a fact, yo mama’s breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don’t mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.

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#49

Yo Mama’s teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!

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#50

Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.