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You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color – I’m now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k!
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#2
You’ big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).
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#3
Yo mam is so stupid – I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: ‘Well, my first baby’s daddy was Jimmy…and I still see Johnny on Fridays….’
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#4
Yo Grannie so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
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#5
Yo Mother in law’s teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.
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#6
Yo ex-girlfriend’s like Humpty Dumpty… first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
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#7
Yo mama’s like a race car driver…she burns a lot of rubbers…
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#8
Yo Auntie just like the Suez Canal – Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday…
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#9
Yo gilfriends’s afro so damb big, when the bitch got in my car everyone thought I had tinted windows.
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#10
Yo Mama ass so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema…
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#11
Yo Papa’s so short, he tried to commit suicide with a pin.
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#12
Yo Grannie’s so enormous that when she went to the drycleaners to hand in her underwear, they put up a sign – ‘NO PARACHUTES ALLOWED’
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#13
You Biology teacher so freakin stupid she thinks that DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.
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#14
Yo’ best friend so idiotic she thoughtt Menopause was a button on her walkman.
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#15
You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q.
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#16
Tell Yo’ girlfriend my Dog wanna know how much he owes her for last night…
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#17
Yo’ papa so damn strange that he invented a water-proof teabag.
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#18
Yo mother in law so bald that when she put on a sweater, folk thought she was a roll on deoderant!
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#19
Yo kid brother so fat and ugly Peter Jackson offered him the part of the Cave Troll in lord of the rings
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#20
You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs.
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#21
Yo Nana so ghetto she washes paper plates.
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#22
Oi, yo need to tell you mama to stop wearing the blue lipstick…I got balls like a smurf now!
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#23
You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.
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#24
Yo mama’s so bald, when she braids her hair, it remind me of stitches.
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#25
Yo Mama so fat when she steps on a scale it reads ‘One at a time, please’.
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#26
Yo mama so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.
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#27
Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
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#28
Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.
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#29
You Mommy so hairy she’s got afros on her nipples.
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#30
Yo’ mama breath so disgustingly bad that she needs Freshmints with batteries in it
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#31
Yo Papa’s like an old arcade machine – toss in a quarter and you can play with his joystick.
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#32
Yo mama such a bitch, she interned for Clinton.
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#33
I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…
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#34
she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
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#35
she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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#36
she noticed a sign reading ‘Wet Floor’…so she just did!
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#37
when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, ‘Wow, it comes with cable too!’
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#38
she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
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#39
she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
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#40
she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
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#41
she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund…
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#42
she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
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#43
she leaves tell tales signs she’s been using my computer – white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
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#44
she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
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#45
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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#46
it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
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#47
she invented a silent car alarm.
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#48
that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
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#49
she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies…
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#50
she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
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