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she was born on Halloween and can’t remember her birthday.
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#2
she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
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#3
she lost her shadow.
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#4
she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
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#5
she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
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#6
she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
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#7
she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
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#8
when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me…’Which colour?’
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#9
Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!
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#10
Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says ‘Don’t write below dotted line’, he puts ‘OK’
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#11
Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.
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#12
Yo Boss so stupid he bought everybody in the department solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout…
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#13
Yo Business associate so stupid he thought Gangrene was another golf course.
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#14
Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.
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#15
Yo’ Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.
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#16
Yo Dentist so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler
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#17
Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.
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#18
Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous baseballer.
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#19
Your kid bro so stupid he try to strangle himself with his mobile phone.
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#20
Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis….Phil Collins old band…
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#21
Your Kid sister so damn stupid she stands up on an empty School bus.
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#22
Yo Mom so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb…it now read: Dumb(n) – yo’ Mama
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#23
Yo Burglar so stupid he broke into yo house and stole food stamps
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#24
You cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage…so he moved house…
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#25
Yo Bus driver so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said ‘Disneyworld Left’ so drove home.
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#26
Yo Politics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush to guest lecture on Government 101.
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#27
Yo’ accountant so darn stupid he thinks a Quarterback is an income tax refund.
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#28
Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy’s with magnets
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#29
Yo Mother-in-law so stupid, she won first place in the Dan Quale spelling contest
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#30
Yo Archeology Professor so damn stupid they have to dig for her IQ!
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#31
Yo Girlfriend so stupid, she teaches night classes at Stupid College.
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#32
Yo’ Father in law so idiotic that he took a spoon to the superbowl.
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Yo Sister’s so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone.
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Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut
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#35
Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.
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#36
Yo Father’s so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet he just bought himself a pair of flip flops.
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#37
You Grandma’s so stupid when I tell her it’s chilly outside, she goes to fetch a bowl.
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#38
Your Grandpa so freakin stupid he sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it!
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#39
Yo BT Telephone repairman so freakin stupid he asked me what the number for 999 was…
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#40
Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says ‘You’ve got mail’ she runs outside to wait for the Postman
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#41
Yo Uncle so astonishingly stupid that he thought Nestle Cheerio’s were a new type of Donut Seed
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#42
Yo Auntie so dumb her weekly shopping list consist of 1 item – ‘Hundreds and thousands’
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#43
Your Dog’s so stupid he bury’s his own tail
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#44
Yo mama’s so stupid, wait…she had you didn’t she!
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#45
Yo Mother in law so stupid I saw her in Safeway’s frozen food section with a fishing rod
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#46
Yo Uncle so stupid…heck, he marry your Auntie for christ sake!
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#47
Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield
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#48
Yo Reverand so stupid he asks David Ike for advice
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#49
Yo Grannie so dumb she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close…
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#50
Yo Mother in law so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is considering making dumbness a crime, punishable by lethal injection.
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