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I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank – the boss caught her drinking on the job…
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Yo baby sista’s nose so long, it make Steffi Graf jealous…
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#3
Yo Mam so damn ugly, look like the ho was hit by the whole freakin Ugly Tree!!!
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#4
Yo Mama so old – heck, the first line of the Koran was mistranslated – it should read ‘All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds and Father of Yo’ Mama’…
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I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel’s ass and scared the hump off of it!
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Yo Driving Instructor so damn old he got hieroglyphics on his Driver license.
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#7
Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school
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#8
I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s – I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…
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#9
Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder
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#10
That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…
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Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…
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#12
Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.
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#13
Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.
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Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
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#15
I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…
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#16
No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!
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#17
But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course – everybody gets a hole in one!
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#18
Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.
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And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.
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#20
Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves
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#21
She nasty too ya know – yo daddy just got out of hospital after eating her out – he caught food poisining…
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#22
Yo’momma so ugly she actually is very good at her job: Being a scarecrow
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#23
Yo Momma Like
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#24
a hardware store – only 10 cents a screw.
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#25
a bus – only 50 pence a ride
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#26
a 747 – a 3 man cock pit!
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a shotgun – first she cocks…then she blows.
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a Hoover – she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet…
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a BT phonebox – on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
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an arcade machine – dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
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a door knob – cos everybody gets a turn!
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the sun – if you stare at her too long you’re gonna go blind.
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a Christmas tree – everybody hangs balls on her.
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#34
Pizza Hut – not there in 30 minutes…it’s free.
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a Bowling Ball – she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more…
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#36
a stamp – you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.
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#37
McDonalds … Billions and Billions served…
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#38
a railroad track – she gets laid all over the country.
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#39
the Pillsbury dough boy – everybody loves to poke her
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#40
a Scooter – everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
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#41
peanut butter — oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
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#42
Anything Yo’s
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#43
Yo secretary is like an ATM machine – open 24 hours…
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#44
Yo Female Boss like a 7-11…open 24 hours for your convenience…
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#45
Yo Sister-in-law like a chicken coop – cocks flyin in and out all day…
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#46
Yo’ ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel – she always got some nuts in her mouth…
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#47
Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle…they swallow a whole lotta seamen.
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#48
Yo’ Cousin like a Penny…she ain’t worth two bob.
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#49
Yo Auntie like a Library – open to the public.
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#50
Your Mummy like Blockbuster Video – everybody goes home happy.
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