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Your Aunt Mary just like a birthday cake – everybody gets a piece…
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#2
Yo Chip shop assistant like a fine restaraunt – she only take deliviries in rear…
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#3
Yo Momma so Smelly
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#4
the government make her wear a Biohazard warning
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#5
she made Right Guard call for backup.
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#6
even the dogs won’t smell her.
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#7
an old blind geezer walking by asked her ‘yo, how much for the shrimp platter?’
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#8
that when she spread her legs, I got seasick…
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#9
she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
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#10
her poo is glad to escape.
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#11
that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!
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#12
that the only dis I’m gonna give her is Disinfectent…
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#13
that when you was being born, the doctor’s and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks…
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#14
even sewer rats get outta her way…
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#15
that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer…
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#16
Yo Momma so Dirty
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#17
she has to creep up on the bath water.
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#18
that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.
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#19
that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.
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#20
she lost 2 stone after taking a shower
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#21
that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.
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#22
that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
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#23
Yo Momma so Greasy
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#24
Texaco buy oil from her
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#25
she got a job at the cinema – buttering popcorn with her leg hair…
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#26
her freckles slipped off.
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#27
the Chip Shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry
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#28
she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam…and has a full time job at the ‘Pancake Palace’ wiping pancakes across her forheed
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#29
her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
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#30
she uses bacon as a band aid.
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#31
Your Mama So Fat
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#32
when she step on the Weight Scales it says…’to be continued’…
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#33
she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!
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#34
folk exercise by jogging around her!
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#35
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
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#36
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
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#37
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
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#38
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
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#39
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…
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#40
small objects orbit her.
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#41
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
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#42
when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
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#43
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
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#44
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.
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#45
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
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#46
she could be the eighth continent.
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#47
she nearly put Safeway out of business
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#48
the only thing that’s attracted to her is gravity.
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#49
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
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#50
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
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