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she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
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her fave food is seconds.
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#3
her belt size is Equator.
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#4
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
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#5
she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
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#6
she shows up on radar.
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#7
she needs a map to find her butt.
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#8
she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!
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#9
she wears an asteroid belt.
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#10
her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’
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#11
she has TB … 2 bellys.
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#12
she’s once, twice, three times a lady.
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#13
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
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#14
the circus use her as a trampoline
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#15
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
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#16
when she opens the Fridge it says – ‘I give up…’
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#17
she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen
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#18
she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn’t kidding!
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#19
she deep fries her toothpaste.
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#20
Anything Yo’s – So Fat…
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#21
Yo Grannie so damn fat, that if she was an Aeroplane, she’d be a Jumbo Jet.
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#22
Yo Grandpa so fat that he’s half Scottish, half Irish and half American
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#23
Yo Wife so fat she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, ‘Land Ahoy!!!’
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#24
Yo Priest so fat, when he bungee jumped he went straight to hell…
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#25
Yo Doctor so fat, that when her Beeper goes off folk think she’s backing up.
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#26
Yo Auntie so fat when she goes to Gap the only thing she can fit into is the Dressing Room
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#27
Yo Bookie so fat he gotta buy clothes by the furlon
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#28
Yo Dentist so fat that when he burped he blew out all yo mamma’s teeth…that why she so ugly!
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#29
Yo Papa’s so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop.
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#30
Yo Father so fat that when he sat on a Rainbow skittles fell out.
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#31
Yo Sister so fat that even Richard Simmons can’t help laughing
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#32
Yo Sis so Monstrous she uses Soccer balls for earrings.
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#33
Yo Father so fat he can’t even tie his own shoelaces
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#34
Yo Mama so huge that God created her…and on the seventh day rested.
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#35
Your Kid Sister so fat the Japanese Sumo Wrestling squad had to turn her down.
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#36
Yo Star Trek fan so fat he make Riker’s beer belly look 2 atoms thick
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#37
Yo Lawyer’s so fat…we’re inside her right now.
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#38
Yo’ Baker so freakin fat he masturbates when reading cookbooks
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#39
Yo Auntie so fat that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.
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#40
Yo Boss so fat that when she calls a board meeting she has to pull herself up a Sofa.
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#41
Yo Air hostess so fat that on a scale of 1 to 10 she a 747.
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#42
Your boyfriend so fat he hasn’t seen his feet for 10 years
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#43
Yo Bro so fat that when he farted, Mars came out…and I ain’t talkin bout the ‘sweetie’
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#44
You Nana so fat that when she went for a swim in the ocean she caused a 60 foot tidal wave.
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#45
Yo Music teacher so freakin Fat that she whistles Bass
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#46
Yo Postman so fat he got his very own Post Code
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#47
You cousin so fat she’s on Both sides of the family.
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#48
Yo Girlfriend so fat I ask her to go get a Curry and she bring back 80 pounds of gravy.
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#49
Yo kid brother so fat he sat on 4 quarters and made a dollar.
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#50
Your Mom so fat she uses a bed mattress for a maxipad
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