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A sardaar and his wife filed An application for divorce! Judge asked, how will u divide you have 3 childrens Sardar repied, ‘ok! We will apply next year
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Sardar complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police: How the theif did not take TV Sardar: I was watching TV na…
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#3
Santa : People consider me as a ‘GOD’ Banta : How do you know Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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A sardar went 2 radio shop and started shouting kamino maine philips ka radio maanga tha aur isko on kiya to yeh bolta hai yeh all india radio hai!!
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Q: Two hairs on a bald mans head fall in luv with each other & want to get married, but cannot. Why . . . . . . . . . A: Bcoz under Indian laws, ‘baal vivaah’ is illegal
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#6
What would u call a Girl who never laughs…. . . . . . . . . . . – HASINA !
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#7
What do u call when one has sex with.. Ria Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen, Sushmita Sen. SENSEX…
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#8
Sardar: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying. A Person asked what he was doing. He replied, Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!
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Santa: Oye, The police is here. Banta: Quick Lets Jump out of the window! Santa: But this is the 13th floor. Banta: this is no time for being superstitious.
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How does a Sardar plan to Kill a Lion He’ll drink poison and let lion eat him. bolo ta ra ra.
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Rawan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman …. You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman…. Now who is Rawan
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What is the best outcome of the marriage between Salman Khan and Mallika Sherawat… Think….. Think….. Well…. There won’t be any Laundry Bills….!
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#13
Q: Banta Singh went to see 9-12 PM show. But he came back at 10 PM. Why . . . . . Coz the movie’s name was DASTAK.
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#14
American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email. Banta Singh: In India, it is only with female.
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Wat’s the similarity between u n a bottle of pepsi…. Sweet, cool, gud, easily available n biggest similarity… Dhakkan!!
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#16
Dogs bark just like u… Cats mew just like u… Devil looks just like u… Dekho meri sharafat.. Still I like U!
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#17
Give 1 English word for.. ‘Apne kiye pe pani pher dena’ . . . . . . . . . FLUSH
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#18
The Jailor ordered 999 shirts and 1000 pants for its inmates. why this odd combination . . . . . . . . . Salman khan is coming ….
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#19
what will a man say after going to shit but still not satisfied Juda hoke bhi…. TU mujh mei kahi baaki hai !!!
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#20
GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY, GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL, GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY, GF IS TOOIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY
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Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of…….. Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.
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Santa Singh answers the toughest question ever Q:) What comes first, Chicken or the Egg A:) Oye Paaji! Jis Cheej ka order pehle dunga, wo hi pehle ayegi.
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#23
Patriotic Song By Santa Singh: ‘Aye Mere Watan De Logon, Zara Ankhh Wich Bhar Lo Paani… Jo Shaheed Hue Hain Unna Di, Tussi Ghar Le Aao Janaani’
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#24
Banta: ‘Why is the Police nicknamed: ‘The heart of the country’ Santa: ‘It beats, beats, beats….’
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#25
Which english word would u suggest 4 this situatuion ‘a takli ladki who is sitting in a auto’ . . . . . Automatically (auto main takli)
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Q: Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids A: So they can tell if there going to work or coming home!
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Q: What do u will call a train full of girls . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maal Gadi
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#28
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife 2 seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, ‘DELIVERED’
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#29
Teacher: Bcoz of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student: A holiday
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#30
What did tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah . . . Wow! New Chaddi….!!!
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#31
Never propose HUTCH Girl She says only ‘hi’ Never propose Airtel girl She says ‘Express urself’ But always propose IDEA Girl b’coz AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR WIFE
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#32
Sardar went 2 bank 4 account opening. He took 1 form and went to Delhi 4 filling up the form. Do U No Y Bcoz in the form he saw ‘write in capital’
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#33
Two sardar sit in a coffee house. 1st: ‘jaldi pi yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi’ 2nd: ‘to kya ‘ 1st: ‘bewakuf menu card padha… HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-‘
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#34
if ur world is spinning .. round n round….. ur heart is beating fast n fast…. do u think its luv na munna na……. Its vry high B.P
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#35
Laloos family planing policy.. DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR
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Santa: goes to buy underwear, on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells it is of Rs 500. Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao, Party wear nahi chahiye!!
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#37
1 ring i miss u 2 rings i need u 3 rings i wana kiss u 4 rings i love u 5 rings arre bevakoof ab to phone utha
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#38
A lady from 2nd flor asking 4 bananawala: Kela kaisa dega, Bananawala: Memsab Aat me bara, lady told: Saat me tera deta hai to upar aaja!!
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#39
When evry1 cares 4 u, whn evry 1 thinks abt u, whn evry 1 looks at u, then go & sit a corner, close ur eyes & think.. … SALA CHAKKAR KYA HAI
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#40
Life is like: MATHS: Friend kO Plus karO + Dushman kO Minus karO – Khushia kO Multiply karO * Gam kO Divide karO :- aur . Life kO enjoy karO!
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#41
u are my sweet SONA, i dont want u to KHONA, i want a place in ur hearts KONA, otherwise i will start RONA, at least good morning KARLONA
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#42
Q: Why did the sardar throw the butter out of the window A: He wanted to see butterfly!!
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#43
Twinkle Twinkle little star You should know what u are Once u know what u are pagal khana is not so far.
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#44
A sardar finds cigarettes in daughters room, OH NO SHE SMOKES.. he then finds whisky, OH NO SHE DRINKS… he then finds condoms, OH NO SHE EVEN HAS A PENIS.
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#45
A sardars wife has twins but sardar is not happy he is wondering who is the father of the second child!!
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#46
arz kiya hai aaye ho is duniya mein to kar jaao kuch aisa kaam, ki jis gali se bhi gujro bache kahe abba jaan abba jaan
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#47
Teacher asks Sardar ‘akkal badi ya bhess’ Sardar bola ‘Sir, pehle date of birth to batao’.
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#48
Raveena has it big . Urmila has it small. girls have it. boys don’t. what is it A: Letter R
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#49
Laloo’s family planing message, ‘TWO KIDS IN ONE YEAR ‘
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#50
Apple Juice Mango Juice Orange Juice Kajoo Juice Pineapple Juice Aur Jo SMS Naa Kare Wo KAN JUICE!!!!!!
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