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Height of Patriotism: U sitting on an English toilet in Indian style.
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A sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce! Judge asked, how will u divide you have 3 childrens Sardaar replied, ok! We will apply next year!
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#3
What a sardarji does when he need a blank white papers He photocopies the blank papers.
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#4
what is long n hard has a tip at the hole N when inserted into wet hairy tight hole makes u feel better Vicks Inhaler
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#5
A Sardar wants to make std call to punjab guess what he does to reduce the cost…. He goes to punjab and makes a local call!!
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#6
Saradr answers toughest question ever: Wat cums 1st…the chicken or egg Saradr says: Oye paaji!!! jis cheez ka order pehle dunga.. wahi pehle aayega!!
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#7
2 sardars went for a movie 9 to 12 but came out at 10 why a: The name of the movie was dastak
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#8
once someone sent sms to sardar.. ‘Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha’. Sardar got angry and replied ‘bhejnewala gadha,padhnewala mahan’
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#9
what is full form of 3g cdma (see back size of RIL) A:) 3 Gujrati chor-deerubhai,mukesh,anil
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#10
Ten Things I Know about u! 1. U r a special person with a wonderful Heart. 2. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Bas ek din mein ek hi juth bolta hoon
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#11
Question 2 sardar q1. what is ford sardar:- gaddi q2. what is oxford sardar:- so simple, bail gaddi
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#12
You r the Accent of my life, Alto of my dreamz, Ikon of my eyes , Zen of my thoughts, Indica of my joy, Lancer of my heart can anyone clear the traffic jam plz
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#13
This is 2 formally announce that I have started accepting Deepavali gits in CASH, CHEQUES & CHOCOLATES etc (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now!
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#14
When I call you, 1 ring means i’m thinkin of you, 2 rings means i like you, 3 rings means i’m missing you, 4 rings means i need you, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!
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#15
Once a sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his collage. U know Why Coz he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking….
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#16
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing Sardar:I have a Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.
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#17
2 Sikh soilders capture a Paki give him a dice & say, ‘If u throw 1,2,3,4 or 5, we’ll kill u’. Paki asks ‘What if I get a 6’ Then u throw again
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#18
Sime says i miss u, kiss says i love u, when ur girlfriend says she wants to marry you… just turn around n say Hi didi HOW R YOU!
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#19
Q:) How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways dept A:) He buys the ticket but he doesn’t travel!!
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#20
Doc-u and ur wife hv same blood group. Husband-yeh to hona hi tha 25 saal se me ra khoon jo pi r ahi hai.
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#21
Q:) Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut A:) Bcoz they advertised ‘free delivery’
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#22
Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted his ‘Sign Borad’ to b painted in front of his clinic bt our Sardar painter Painted ‘Dr Chopra Psycho The Rapist’
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#23
4 Hitech Sardar Inventions! 1) Waterproof Towel. 2) Solar Powered torch. 3) Book on how 2 read! 4) Pedal powered Whell chair!
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#24
A sardarji went to party with his family n introduced them to his friends saying…. I am sardar and this is sardarnee, this is my kid and that is my kidney.
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#25
Sardar 2 Salesman, ‘I want pink curtains 4 my computer screen’ BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS! Sardar, ‘Oye I have Windows installed’
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#26
An english man says america me shaadi e-mail se hoti hai! Our sardargi says india me to, shaadi fe-mail se hoti hai!
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#27
Q:) What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus A:) A Moti-vaiting
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#28
Two hoursWhy did Banta took two hours do drink the orange juice Because on the box it was written CONCENTRATE.
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#29
Sex ObjectSANTA:What do you think of women BANTA:They are all sex objects…. SANTA:Why BANTA:When I ask them for sex,they object !!
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#30
MobileWhat is a similarity between Mobile & Marriage ‘Kash thode din ruk jaata to achha Model mil jaata…!!’
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#31
KaalHindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal
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#32
Kabhi KabhiKABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAAL AATA HAI.KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAAL AATA HAI-‘KE KYU KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHAYAAL AATA HAI’
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#33
Dosti KaroDOSTI KARO COLLEGE WALI SE,PYAR KARO OFFICE WALI SE,PROGRAMME KARO PADOS WALI SE,ANKH LADAO SALI SE,LOVE KARO DIL WALI SE,AUR MAR KHAO GHARWALI SE.
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#34
Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying ‘Parking Fine’ He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole ‘Thanks 4 d complement’
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#35
A Lady is on top of a hill & she is going to push her Father down from the hill top…. So what is the name of this evil lady . . . . . Well, her Name is PUSH-PA
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#36
BRUCE LEE’s Favourites vegetable : mu-lee breakfast:id-lee festival:diwa-lee actress:sona-lee m usic:qawa-lee film:ju-lee animal:bill-lee timepass:khuj-lee
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