Rajinikanth – Set 7 – 2017

#1

Rajnikanth to buy Facebook, he will be making one change in it, instead of ‘like’ he will put ‘sooper’

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#2

Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn’t make any sense. ? by Pratik Raval

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#3

Rajnikanth wrote a check without any bank balance and the bank bounced

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#4

Rajnikanth, it seems is a verb and not a noun. Its the continuous process happening inside and around us.

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#5

Rajnikanth: enna rascala? How do u think the earth spins??? 🙂 mind it!

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#6

Rajnikanth’s email is [email protected]

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#7

Rajnikanths next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and? Titanic in the other.

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#8

Rajnikanths nxt project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and? Titanic in the other. ? by Sourav Ghosh

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#9

Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras

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#10

Rajnikant’s codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that’s an invention

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#11

Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!!

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#12

Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!

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#13

Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

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#14

RAJNI’S TIME OF BIRTH WAS 13’O CLOCK ,,,,,,, AFTR TAT DAY D TIME DECIDED NOT TO SHOW TIS TIME FOREVER

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#15

Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog, later it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking in India!

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#16

Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him? Rajnikant

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#17

SO WAT NE GANGULY IS NT A PLAYER FOR IPL ALSO

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#18

Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks

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#19

Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.

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#20

Superman once got into a fight with Rajnikanth. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

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#21

THAT CHILD IS TODAY KN AS FAMOUS RAPPER EMINEM

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#22

THAT CHILD IS TODAY KN AS POPATLAL OF TARAK MEHTA KA ULTA CHASMA

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#23

that child is today kn as sultan mirza’

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#24

thats why due to fear they left india !!!!!!!!

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#25

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

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#26

The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajnikanth sets deskmarks

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#27

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rajnikant out. It failed miserably.

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#28

The gun shoot thru wall illustration of Rajnikant

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#29

The Indian Government has requested Rajnikanth to restrict importing Bullet trains from China for using them as cartridges in his pistol

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#30

The last digit of pi is Rajinikanth. He is the end of all things.

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#31

The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.

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#32

The movie ‘300’ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1’.-X

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#33

The movie Krrish is loosely based on Rajnikanth’s life. ? by Harvinder Singh Gill

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#34

The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually Rajnikhant’s signature. -by Nikhil_The_One

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#35

The oceans are filled with tears of Rajnikanths victims. ? by Harvinder Singh Gill

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#36

The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

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#37

The only reason ShahRukh Khan stuttered in the movie Darr is because he saw Rajnikanth behind Juhi Chawla!! ? by Harvinder Singh Gill

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#38

The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.

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#39

The only things that run faster and longer than Rajnikant are his films.

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#40

The Punjabi singer Pooja was at one time married but then Rajnikanth started to have a crush on her? and now she’s Miss Pooja. ? by Harvinder Singh Gill

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#41

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.

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#42

The Sardarji Association has decided to donate one hundred billion dollars to Rajanikant as a token of thanks for shifting people’s focus away from them!!

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#43

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

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#44

The statement ‘nobody can cheat death’, is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.

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#45

the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates.

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#46

The world is not ending in 2012?. Rajnikant just bought a laptop with 3 yrs warranty!!?

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#47

The world will not end in 2012, Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.

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#48

There in nothing Rajini’Kant do.

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#49

There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Rajini…kanth allowed to live.

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#50

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.