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Major Rohail: Hamara Beta Nalaik Hai.
Hamesha Test Main ‘Andaa’ Lata hai.
Anti Misba: Tum Kya Jano ‘Andey’ ki Qeemat.
Pata hai Aaj Kal 105 Rupee Darjan hain. π
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#2
Kid 1: Mere Abbu to Black n White TV k Zamaney k Hain.
Kid 2: Mere Abbu to Quaid-e-Azam k Zamaney k Hain.
Kid 3: Mere Abbu to Angrezoon k Zamaney k Hain.
Bubbli: Mere Abbu to Sab Se Puraney Hain.
Yaha Khali Zameen Hoti Thi, Mere Abbu ne Dekh k Kaha Tha:
Yaha Karachi Banega. π
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#3
Bubbli: Bagla (Flamingo) Ek Taang Per Kyo Khara Hota Hai?
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Anti Misba: Pata Nahi.
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Bubbli: Kyo k Usko Pata Hai Agar Wo Doosri Taang Uthaye Ga to Gir Jayega. π
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#4
Major Rohail: Hum ko KFC Walo Ne Bohat Mara.
Sardar: Kyo?
Major Rohail: Hamara B.V ko Bacha Hone Wala Tha
Hum Usko KFC le Gaya.
Q K Waha Likha Tha ‘Delivery Free’ π
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#5
Boy: Papa Aaj Sex Karne ka Mood Hai.
Khuch Paise to Dedo.
Major Rohail:
Jab Mai Teri Umar Ka Tha Tab Mai Roz 3 Dafa Sex Karta Tha.
Ye Le 18 Rupe Aur Ja k ‘Lifeboye’ Le Aa. π
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#6
Major Rohail: Meri Girlfrnd ki Tangen Utthana
‘Mushkil He Nahi Na-Mumkin B Hai’
Dost: Wah G Wah! Lagta Hai Bohat Naik Shareef Larki Hai.
Major Rohail: Nahi Yaar!
Actualy Uska Wazan 215 Kg Hai. π
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#7
Anti Misba Shop per Bolne wala TOTA Lene gai:
Anti Misba: Mai Kesi lagti hon?
Tota: Gashti lagti ho.
Anti Misba: Tota Badtamez hai.
Shopkeeper pani laya,
Aur totay ko Pani mai dubaya ur pocha: Gali de ga?
Tota: Nhi
Anti Misba: Agr mere ghar, Ek admi aye to tum kya socho ge?
Tota: Tmara husbnd hoga
Anti Misba: Agar 2 admi ay to?
Tota: Husbnd ur Devar
Anti Misba: Agr 3 admi ay to?
Tota: Husbnd, Devar or Bhai
Anti Misba: Agr 4 admi aye to?
Tota: ‘Lay Aao PANI’ π
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#8
What is the Difference Between Mosquito And Anti Misba?
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If You Slap a Mosquito It Stops SUCKING.
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#9
Anti Misba k Gharelo Totkey:
Are u on Diet? U should try Anti Misba’s
Low Fat Fried Samosay
Sugar Free Desi ghee ki Mithai
Diet Cheese Pizza
Diet DESI Ghee ka Halwa.
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#10
Boy: Papa mjhe Nokrani se pyar hy
Mei us se shadi kronga.
Major Rohail: Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho.
Boy: Kyu?
Major Rohail: Yehi galti mei ne b ke thi beta.
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#11
Major Rohail aur Misba ke shadi hoi:
Major Rohail k khlaf logo ne Police me case kr diya.
Why?
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Major Hamare Mohale ki RONAK le gaya. π
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#12
Anti Misba: Janu Barish ho rahi hai, Aao kahin ghomne chalen.
Major Rohail: Tere baap ne Mujhe dahej me Motorcycle
Di thi ghomne phirne k lye
Koi Kashti ya Boat nahi.
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#13
Anti Misba: Beta batao ‘SUCCESFUL’ main kitne
‘C’ aate hai?
Boy: Anti aap Ehtiyatan 3 dafa ‘C’ laga lo.
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#14
Bubbli ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki,
5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae:
Major Rohail: Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli: Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
N95 b China wala tha.
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#15
Major Rohail: Dude EGGS are extra salty today. Tooo much Salt..why?
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Waiter: Sir hen is suffering from high blood Pressure.
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#16
Anti Misba got married for the 8th time:
What did people wrote on congratulations Cards
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‘Many happy returns of the day’
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#17
Major Rohail TIND krva kr petrol
Pump per chala gaya
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Kyu?
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TIND ko Wiper se saaf karvane.
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#18
Anti Misba:
Janu Nakam mohabat ka anjam kya hota hy?
Major Rohail:
Larka Mamu bn jata hai ur Larki Phupho.
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#19
True story
Major Rohail ko Aladin ka Charagh mila.
Us ne cheragh ko ragrra to us me se Attay ka Thaila
Nikal aya. π
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#20
Major Rohail: Sab se sasta perfume dekhao.
Saleman: Ye lo 20 rupe wala.
Major Rohail: Aur sasta hy?
Saleman: Rs.5 mae meri BAGHAL me ungli daal k soongh lo.
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#21
Begum Nawazish Ali 2 Major Rohail ‘Ek mard ho k aap ne Kargil main Ghadari ki’
Major Rohail ghuse se
‘Pehle tum ye btao k PUBLIC main tum ladies toilet use krti ho ya gents’
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#22
ON Suhagrat
Anti Misba: Major Sab khuch aysa kro k main khush ho jao.
Major Rohail ne Anti Misba ko khush krne k lye
BHANGRA dalna shuru kr dya.
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#23
Major Rohail ko us ki FAMILY ne bohat mara:
Log apne DAD k nam pr School, Hospital ya Trust banate hai
Major Rohail ne apne DAD k naam per
PUBLIC LATREEN banwa de.
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#24
Teacher: Sab bacho ne dudh pr itna lamba mazmoon lekha hy.
Tum ne sirf 2 lines ka lekha hy?
Bubbli masomyat se: ‘Madam maine mazmoon khalis dudh pe lekha hy’
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#25
Anti Misba k Gharelo Totke
Khudkushi karne ka best tareqa Building se koodna hy.
Kodne se pehle ye zaror dekh lein
K building main sirf ground floor ho.
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#26
Major Rohail: Mene UPS lya, wo kam nhi krta.
Salesman: Kya aap k UPS ki battery theek hy?
Major Rohail: Mene brand new battery T.V k remote me Se nekal k UPS k sath lgai hy.
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#27
Pathan reporter: Sunna hai Lahore 1/5 bomb blast ka aapko Pehle se he ilm tha.
Major Rohail gusse se: ‘G han dinner party mei dehshat gardo ne mujhe Bataya tha’
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#28
Anti Misba ne Family Planning Capsule kha lya..
10 din bad Pait se awaz aai..
Madam ye capsule Family Planning Ka hai
‘Mohala Planning’ ka nhi.
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#29
Anti Misba k Gharelo Totkey:
Agar kisi din aap ko Khudkushi karni ho,
To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein.
Latkne se pehle ye zaror dekh lein k Pankha TABEL FAN wala ho.
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#30
Major Rohail: Agar tum ne mujh se shadi na ki, to main ghar se kood k jan de dun ga.
Anti Misba: Par tumhara ghar to ground floor par hy.
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#31
Major Rohail: Khansi ka kya hal hy?
Anti Misba: Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab saans ruk ruk k aata hy.
Major Rohail: Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha to wo b band ho jae ga.
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#32
2 Arabi ek dosre ko Arabi main galea de rahe the:
Pass se Major Rohail guzra ur bola
‘Molvi saab mere lye bgi Dua karna’
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#33
Operation Theater main Anti Misba 2 Dr.
‘Light OFF bhi karni?’
Dr: ‘Light OFF kyu?’
Anti Misba: ‘Jab b koi admi muje bed pr letata hy light OFF kr deta hy’
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#34
Major Rohail: Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu se Smell aati hy.
Dr: ‘Kamal hy jab main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi.’
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#35
Major Rohail ko apni beti k kamre se
Cigrtete mele
Wo prshan hova
Phir Sharab ki bottle meli
Wo preshan hova
Phir
Ek larka mila
Wo khush ho kr bola
‘Shukar hy ye sb khuch larke ka hy’
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#36
Bubbli Class mei gadha le aye.
Miss Misba: Isay Q lyee ho?
Bubbli: Miss aap he to kehti hein.
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Mei barre brre gadho ko insan bna deti hu.
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#37
Major Rohail ne apni mashuqa mein Tracker
laga dya,
Taa k pata chle k wo kahee jati to nhe.
Aftr 1 month
Tracker company fee: Rs.1000
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Bike Petrol——–: Rs.16,000
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#38
Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD dosto
Ko dekha k both pachhtaya
kyu?
Major Rohail shadi wali CD mei se
‘SUHAG RAAT’ wala scene
delete krna bhool gya tha.
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#39
Doctor: Sorry Major sab, Ap ke MAA ko hm nhe bcha skte
Wo ab last stage pe hy.
Major Rohail: Koe baat nhe, Mere MAA DANCER hai wo hr,
STAGE pr perform kr skte hai.
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#40
Bubbli: Papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya.
Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti ne Uska kya bigara tha?
Bubbli: Mei ne nokar aur ami ko Sex krte huve dekh lya tha.
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#41
Dr: App roz Park ka chakar lgya kro
Anti Misba: In chakron k chakar main,
kae ghanchakar mere sath chakar
chalane k chakar me mere
peche chakar lagate rehte hain.
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#42
Major Rohail 2 Wife: Aaj faisala ho kr rhe ga,
Batao kis kis k sath soti ho?
Anti Misba: Qasam se, Sirf ap k sath he soti hoon
Baqi loag sonay kahan daitay hain?
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#43
Major Rohail ka size 10 inch tha
Major Rohail ki
B.V
MAA
Aur
BETYAN
Major Rohail k Size se
Preshan ur tang rehty
Kyu?
Kyu k 10 number ka juta bari
Mushkl se milta hy.
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#44
Play boy Major Rohai
Bachpan me Maa ka pyar
Phir Molvi ur Teachr ka pyar
Metric me Behan ka pyar
Jawani me BV ur Genral sab ka pyar
Burhape me Beteyon ka pyar.
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#45
Misunderstanding
Anti Misba: Dr. said I got ‘Cute Vagina’
Major Rohail: No No Dr. said u got ‘Huge Vagina’
Doctor: U both are stupid I said
She got ‘Acute Angina’.
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#46
Jamya Hafza ki girls hatho Me ‘DANDAY’ liye:
‘Anti Misba tu girls supply krna band kar de’
Anti Misba: Darati kis ko hy me ne bohat se
aise DANDAY dekhein, pakre Ur lye hain.
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#47
Lal Masjid ka Molvi: Anti Misba VIPs ko larkiyan Bhejti hai.
Anti Misba: Main ne aaj tak khud kse VIP ko Larki nhi behji,
VIP apan driver ur car behjtey Hai.
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#48
What is most confusing day
In Major Rohail’s life
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FatherΒs Day
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#49
Janta hy mera baap kon hai?
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Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
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Admision ke line me
Anti Misba ka beta bole
‘Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?’
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College k ground me
Bubbli ka beta bole
‘Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?’
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Saloon ki kursi peh
Major Rohail bole
‘Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?’
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Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf en ke
MAA k CONECTIONS ko
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Ye hy youngistan meri jaan
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#50
Jin: Kya hukm hy mere aaqa?
Major Rohail: Ek shair suna do
Jin: Aaqa! Hukm krein, Bakwas nhi.
Myn Jin hoon FARAZ nhi.
Major Rohail: Wah wah! Kya shair hy Ek ur ho jae.
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