Silly Quotes – Set 6 – 2017

#1

Observation:
Old Age is When, You Start Turning Off Lights for Economical Reasons.
Rather Than Romantic Ones. 🙂

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#2

An Idea Can Change Your Life
But,
A Woman can change your IDEA..
So,
Always change
Women to change IDEAS
WHAT AN IDEA. 😉

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#3

To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood …
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great … 🙂
~Attitude Personified~

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#4

‘I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent.
People know this, and steer clear of me at parties.
Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.’
Dave Barry

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#5

‘You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.’
Rowan Atkinson a.k.a Mr. BEAN

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#6

‘I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people’… 😉
Attitude Rocks.

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#7

‘If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.’
George Gobol.

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#8

‘The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.’
Albert Einstein.

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#9

‘Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television’s message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.’
Dave Barry

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#10

‘How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.’ Spike Milligan

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#11

Shakespeare said:
‘If u want to be happy with a Man,
Love him less & understand him more.
&
If u want to be happy with a Women,
Love her more and never try to understand her’

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#12

A FOOL man tells a woman to STOP talking.
But a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

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#13

Fact of Life:
Whenever we find key to Success,
Some Idiots change the Locks.
So Forget the Keys.
Learn to Break the Doors!
Keep Rocking.

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#14

The naughty Wind that blows the girls skirt high…
But the nature is clever,
It sends dust with the wind, to close the boys eyes…!

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#15

Early To Bed And Early To Rise,
Makes your Girlfriend Go Out With Other Guys.

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#16

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

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#17

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

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#18

Rule of Success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

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#19

You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive … ?
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Because
They Are Worth It……….

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#20

Hi!
Agar aap duniya mein kamyabi hasil karna chahty ho
tu
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tu
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Mehnat karen button dabany se kuch nahi hota.

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#21

What is common between Water and Pakistani
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Dono apna rasta khud bana letey hain.

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#22

After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together.
And the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

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#23

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

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#24

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

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#25

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.
If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

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#26

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

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#27

Whenever you find the key to success, some idiot changes the Lock.
So, forget about the keys & learn to break the doors 2 success. Keep moving!

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#28

If time doesn’t wait for u,
Don’t Worry!
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life…!
‘Great people great thoughts’.

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#29

* Tip of the Day *
Zindagi ek Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai,
Enjoy karo,
Warna jal to rahi hai,
Khatam to wese bhi ho he jayegi.

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#30

A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI.

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#31

¡!¡! CHEaTer’s ThoUght ¡!¡!
>>Try & Try. . 🙂
>> If U Dnt Succeed. . . 🙁
>>Than. . 😉
>>Cheat . . .:-D

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#32

Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker…
I always Think of leaving a Cigarette but……
For Thinking…
I need a Cigarette…

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#33

Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->

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#34

¡!¡! CHEaTer’s ThoUght ¡!¡!
>>Try & Try. . 🙂
>> If U Dnt Succeed. . . 🙁
>>Than. . 😉
>>Cheat . . .:-D

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#35

Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain
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Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;->

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#36

>> Crazy Thought << 'A Synonym Is A Word, We Use When W Can’t Spell The Word, We First Thought Of..' ;->

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#37

Hamesha ache aur tameez ke Sms kiya karo ,
Taa ke jab tum mar jao to log kahein….
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Insan to kameena tha lekin Sms ache karta tha…

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#38

Golden Words
Kisi kaam ko kal pe mat choro…!!
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Woh parson ya tarson bhi to ho sakta hai na…!!

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#39

World’s smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I love Ur wife.

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#40

Committee – a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

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#41

Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.

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#42

Next Generation Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge……………………………. 🙂

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#43

Good morning…Have u done two of the most important things when
you wakeup today?
a) Pray, so that u may live…
b) Take a bath-so that others may live too!

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#44

You can not discover the new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

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#45

If you are not riding the wave of change you will find yourself beneath it.

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#46

Success is a journey not a destination.

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#47

Some people dream of success, while other wake up and work hard at it.

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#48

A little push in a right direction can make a big difference.

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#49

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

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#50

I was born intelligent – Education ruined me.