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Yeh teri aankhen jhuki-jhuki,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila,jab tere chehre par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…
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#2
Jab jab ghire badal teri yad aai jab jhum ke barsa sawan teri yad aai jab jab mai bhinga barish me teri har pal yad aai. ab or raha nahi jata chatri lauta de bhai
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#3
DIL KI KAShTI YUN DOOBTI SI NAZAR AA RAHI HAI, KYA KARU AE DIL, MERI WOH KISI AUR KO FASANE JA RAHI HAI.
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#4
vo kya jamana tha jab aapko kiss pe kiss kiya karte the.aapki futi kismat to dekho us time aap huggies pehna karte theSubmitted By : Asvin pandya ([email protected])
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#5
Bandariya told to her father:- papa jaldi se meri shaadi kara do PAPA:- LADKA SMS PADH RAHA HAI AGAR HASA TO SHAADI PAKKI.Submitted By : pankaj ([email protected])
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#6
Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe… ab utrega kaise Submitted By : pankaj ([email protected])
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#7
ek baar ek sharabi dk redio kharab ho gaya, usne kholkar dekha to usme chuha mara hua tha usne ka ye lo chalega kaise singer to mara hua hai.Submitted By : aadi ([email protected])
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#8
WO LOVE-LOVE LIKHTI RAHI ME LEAVE-LEAVE PADHTA RAHA,WO KISS-KISS LIKHTI RAHI ME KICK-KICK PADHTA RAHA,WO SHADDI KARKE CHALI GAYI ME SPOKEN ENLISH SIKHTA RAHA
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#9
jis pal khuda ne apko banaya hoga,hazaro bar dekha hoga, Lakho bar Nikhara hoga, sar khujaya hoga. aur fir 1bar jarur socha hoga mazak mazak me achi chiz ban gai
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#10
CHAND KA BED TORON KI RAZAI AUR PHOOLON KA TAKIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE NAA?????????? NOW COME BACK TO EARTH &SLEEP ON UR MUNJI GOOD NITE”””’>?????
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#11
Open With Love! Main aapse Kuchh Kehna chahta Hoon wohi baat Jo Dil Ko Chhu Jaye wohi pyar ke 3 Akshar, ‘AAP Sudhar Jao’ Submitted By : Pankaj Kumar Thakur ([email protected])
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#12
Aisa lagta hai zindagi…. tum ho Ajnabee, kaise ajnabee tum ho? Main zameen par ghana andhera hoon… Aasmaanon-ki chandni tum ho Ab koi aarzoo nahin baaki……… justajoo meri aakhri tum ho Doston-se wafa ki ummeeden!…….. Kis zamaane ke aadmi tum ho?
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#13
Arz kiya hai… Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna taj par, har roj nayi mutaz aa jati us kharche ke byaj par… wah wah
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#14
Bole wo DOSTI, Chup rahe wo PYAR. Milaye wo DOSTI, Juda karaye wo PYAR. Hasaye wo DOSTI, Rulaye wo PYAR. Phir bhi log DOSTI chhod kr kyun karte hai PYAR???
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#15
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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#16
Kya aap Mobile rakhte hai? Par call karne se darte hai, bas missed call maarte rahate hai, Aap SMS kuu nahi karte hai? Aap kare to hum kae,Aaha!!!
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#17
Maine tujhe dekha dekhta hi gaya dekhtahi gaya Aur fir Phir ek din mujhe ‘CHASHMA’ LAGGAYA.’
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#18
Sharab Bani To Mehkhane Bane Husn bana to diwane banne Kuch to baat hai app mai yunhi Nahi pagal khanne Banne
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#19
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!
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#20
Why does Wahida rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide ?B’coz Devanand says- ‘O mere humrahi mera hath thame chalna, badle dunia SARI tum na badlna’
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#21
Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata? So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see…
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#22
Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi… Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo… aata hai USHA k saath, rahta hai KIRAN k saath aur jata hai SANDHYA k saath
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#23
1980 girls: Mom mai Jeans pehanungiMom : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?2006 girls: Mom mein mini skirt pehanungiMom: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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#24
Ek naagin ne naag ka kiss liya to naag ne sharma kar kaha, JAHER HAI KI PYAR HAI TERA CHUMMA
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#25
Wife: aji sunte ho, kal meri Mammi aa rahi hai.Husband: kyaa tumhare PaPa bhi unke sath aa rahe hai?Wife: nahi, Par ye aap kyo puch rahe hai?Husband: isliye ki Kitchen me meri madad ho jati.
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#26
SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,,SMS,, SMS…..Khush? ab yeh na kehna kihum SMS nahi bhejte…..!
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#27
Aaj k din koi BHAI bole to DONT WARRYiska matlab hai..B= BESTH=HUSBANDA=AVAILABLEI=IN INDIAso Happy Valentine Day to all BHAI
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#28
zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaruri hai.. puchoon kyun..? ? ? ?kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti
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#29
Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se,Teri maa ki shadi hui tere baap se,Ye bhi koi baat huiGhar ki ghar me hi ho gaye.
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#30
Patient:- Doctor saab mujhe bahut patle dast aa rahe hai, Doctor:- kitne patle, Patient:- Doctor saab bahut patle, Doctor:- kitne patle, Patient:- saabh itne patle ki SMS padne wala kulla kar le.
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#31
Zameen pe ho to SMS bhej do,Asmaan pe ho to Barish bhej do,Chand pe ho to Sitare Bhej do,Swarg pe ho to Apsarae bhej do, Narak pe ho to ENJOY UR SELF!!!!!
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#32
Wife: Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe Talak ki Notice bhej dungi!Husband: Ja ja, Mithi Mithi bate Karke Mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar…..
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#33
Ek sawal…14 Feb. Valentines Day ko log aisa kya karte hai ki theek 9 mahinay baad 14 Nov. ko ‘Children Day’ manana padta hai.
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#34
Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,?Beautiful Beautiful.?jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!
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#35
KFC New [email protected]@[email protected]@Rs.50Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q Kap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
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#36
Dunya men 1 Wakt esa aye gaJabDunya prPakistanioki Hakumat ho gi…Kiu kBaki insanTaraki kr kChand prja Chukay hogey
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#37
Kitni dair se meri Ankhein Num hain ~Faraz~..Koi to Kameena hai Jo Kaat raha hai pyaz!
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#38
Ye To Batayein Ke Pagal Tanhayi Men Kya Mehsoos Karta Hai..?..Itni Jaldi Nahi Hai jab Mehsoos Karein tab Bata di jiye ga..!
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#39
Toilet mei ghanta to laga lakin dil mei sakon hai ‘FARAZ’Jo dard ki lehar uthi thi usay ek lotay ne baha dia.
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#40
Dil krta hyHar pathar pe’I Miss You’ likho’nAurWo pathar aap ki’SIR’ pe day maaronTaa kayAap ko pata chaley kAap ki yaadai’n kitna dard deti hain…
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#41
Aik GADHA tha,Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!
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#42
Khubsurti ye nhi k naeySoot, Boot,pehno,Smart nazar aao Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,is liye ‘UNDERWEAR’ daily change kia karo
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#43
Ignore mat karna’0345-3215332.-30 NAIK or ACHILarkiyun ko send karen_.Aapko 30 din k andar 1 Achi..’Bhabhi’ milay gi.Its true.Try it
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#44
Pintu Ko Haathon Ke Nakhoon Khane Ki Aadat Thi..Parents Ne Usko ‘Baba Ramdev’ Ke Paas Bheja..Ab Pintu Pairon Ke Nakhoon Bhi Kha Sakta Hai..!!
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#45
pucha muje chand sitaro ne tuje bhula diya kya tere jigri yarone maine muskurakar bola ‘bhul to nahi sakte par lage hoge kamine kisi ko patane me ‘
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#46
Main roz msg kyu bhejta hu ?Kya mai pagal hu?No !Time paas?NoMai ye msg apne Desh k liye krta hu kyki,’PADHEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA’
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#47
‘ALWAYS SMILE’U know Y..?Bcoz :Haso! Jiyo! Muskurao!Khush raho!Kya Pata…..Kal mujhse PANGA ho jaye &Hasne k liye Daant hi na rhe.
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#48
1 baat boluNaraz mat honaBol du.Soch lo.MaiApsePyar.Se keh raha hu.Sms kar do nahi to khoon kharaba ho jayega..
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#49
Arz hai…Laila ki shadi me lafda ho gaya…Laila ki shaadi me lafda ho gaya…Majnu itna nacha,ki langda ho gaya…
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#50
Coca Cola Mai Pesticide,Cadbury Me Keede,dudh mai milawat,Pani Bi Kharab,Saaf Bachi Hai To sirf SHARAB! Piyo Sir Utha Ke ! Jio Ladkhada Ke!CHEERS.:-)
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