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Main tum se bohat pyar krta huMain tume New Ghar le k du gaMe tume New Gari le k du gaHum bhag k shadi kr le geBsMera Metric ka result ane do
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Yaar me ye msg ap ko apneBrand newi.pod6 mega pxcl camra8 GB memoryBlue/Infra/GPRS/MMSUrTouch ScreenSe to nhi kr rhaPrDUA krna jald az jald kr sku
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Apne dosto ko main kese samjao Faraz,.K mohabbat msg behjne se barhti haiparne se nhi
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1 Larka 1 Larki Ko Park mayKiss Karnay Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha kayAik Dam awaz Aayi;….ZEE NEWS:Har KANJAR Par Nazar…!
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santa ny 24 ghantay pani mein saans rok kar naya aalmi record qayem kar diya hai…………….janaze ka ailaan baad mein kiya jayega..
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‘Faraz’ Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina..,’Faraz’ Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina..,Har Maal China..Har Maal China…
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Pakistan investigatios aur ScotlandYard ki nakami k baad, Banazir Bhutto murder case ab Sony T.v ki CID team ko de dia gaya hai,Umeed hai keAb ye case aik ghante mein hal ho jaye ga …
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Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother…Wah,wah!Kaushalya thi prabhu Ram ki mother…2 paralel lines can nvr intrsect each other..
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Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~….**Sim Badal k Kehten Hain.. “Pahechan KOn“
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Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary haiSo sab pyar karne walo se request hai keTitanic ki yaad ko taza karte hueApne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein..!
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Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..? Qki..5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch ’50 paise me’ nahi aati. Ab dubara mat puchna
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1.Saa2.Re3.Ga4.Maa5.Paa6.Dha7.Nee8.Saa…. Kripya khudkopehchaan ne ke liye 3 aur 6 firse dohraye….
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Log Aapse Jealous q hote hai?R u intelligent?Oh NoR u Beautiful?Na naR ur eyes beautiful?Oh Nai OyeMai Batau?BcozI’m ur Friend
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1 Bar Dekho1000 Bar DekhoDIL na Bhare ToBar Bar DekhoYe Apki Hi Tasvir Hai,****, ( @..@ ) ‘(–)’Ise Bar Bar Dekho
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Kya AnkhenKya Chehra Tumne Paya HaiAisa Lagta HaiJaise Pipal K Ped Se Koi Langur Utar K aaya HaiBura laga?Nhi?Toh Wapas Chad jao
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Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai? Ans : 4 1) Tere Wali 2) Mere Wali 3) Teri bhabhi 4) Meri bhabhi.. B-)
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karan-arjun dekhane gaye ramgopal varma ki aag.wahwahkaran-arjun dekhane gaye ramgopal varma ki aag.interval me karan bola bhag arjun bhag
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jab kutte ki maut aati he…to kutta mar jata heAap tension mat lo..
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Aisa janvar ka naam batao jo bilkulkutte jaisa dikhata hailekin sirf 3 pero parchalta hai?sacholangada kutta
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‘SHAETAN’ ne kaha: kisi NAIK insan ka number do mai us ko tung karon ga! maine AAP ka number diya to ‘SHETAN’ bola: Abay marwaya ga kya,yeh to BOSS ka number hai..
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Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi,Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar KroK tum Mujh Se!Tum Mujh Se!Tum Mujh se!ZyadaKanjoos Ho..
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Yaar aik bat bataoAap kitne sharif hoParhe likhe hoAchi job haiFamily statis haiDecent hoKhuddar hoKabil-e-fakhar hoaur paise wale b hoLekin phir bhi tumharySms nahi AatayQ?
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Kuch loog jotioon ke qabil hoty hain..Jaisy aap….K E S C walo ko dekh lain…Har bat apne pr mat lejaya kraeen..
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Mujh se achi qismat to tere bathroom k lottay ki hai<< Faraz ><< —– — Zindgi mai agr kuch krna hai to aisa kr jao k jis gli se bhi guzrohr ghr se tumhen pukara jae……..O SHEHZADYA..Idron v Koora chuk le… —– — Agar Aap k paas zara B waqt ho to Mere is sawal ka jawab dainSawal ye hai kWo Konsa Cartoon ha?Jo Is Waqt Mera Sms Parh Raha ha?Hanso mat Jawab do;-) —– — Ak din usne mujsy pochha:kia mujhy bhol jao gay?Main ny kaha..Tum ny dehki nahi phoolon ki wafa?Wo jis py khilty hain usi par murjha jaty hain. —– — Is suhane mosam me tumra sath ho,Garm bistar me kambal orhey tum pas ho,Mere hont tmhen chuney ko tarsen,Kash asa kbi Ehsas ho,ILOVEU’TAPAL TEA’ —– — Are o itemKesa he re?Bole toApun Ko tera bUHt YAAD aa rela heQ.KJindgi me apun Ko 1 hi DOST milaWo B eKdam jhKas=TomisS to Krny Ka naBole to —– — Sab se smart kaun?- TUMSab se strong kaun?- TUMIn sab mein tum se zyaada kaun?- HUMLekin duniya mein, sab se achha dost kaun?- HUM TUM —– — Tera Milna, Naa MilnaKismat ki Baat HaiTera Kisi Aur se Jaa MilnaYe to upar wale ki khuraafat hai —– — Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka lga, jab maine mandir me 1 ladki ko cigarate pite dekha,Ghor kalyug u cant belive mere hath se to Daru ki botal hi gir gayi. —– — tabiyat kharab thi doctor ko dhikhaya,doctor ne kaha:kisi pagal ko sms karo thik ho jayega.tumhe sms kiya aab aachha lag raha he…….. —– — kabhi yad aye to aik bar kehna,kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna,Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna,magar*KABHI**ALVIDA**NA KEHNA* —– — Wo kon se 3een janwar hai jinK dant bahar rehte hai?..1-Haathi(Elephant)2-Sumandari seal(Sea Lion)..ur3sraZoordari —– — Garmi ur loadshading se bachne ka tareqa……Pta chle to muje b bta denaQasam see bohat garmi hy —– — Major Rohail:Tum Nasha kyu karte ho.Santa:Pilot to ban nhi saka socha JAHAZ he ban jaon —– — Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai..Major Rohail: Kya?….Phatan:Very Simple yaarSARDI nhi lagti —– — Hassi k lye GHAM qurban,Khushi k lye ANSOO qurban,Dost k lye JAAN bhi qurban,uragr dost ki girlfrnd mil jae,To sala DOST bhi qurban —– — Chief Justice ne kaha hai kLoadshading khatam honeTk bijli mehngi nhi ho gi.Lo G mubarak ho agle 100 saal tkSasti bijli estamal kro —– — Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal mainKya faraq hai?.Purane waqaton main na bijli hoti thiNa bijli k billAaj kal bijli to hoti nhi pr bijliKa bill zaror hota hai —– — log theZbrdst ghar me ghus gaeUrBed room se use utha k le gaeKsi ne meri ek na suniJate hove keh gae“Baki Qistaein de kr apna TV le jana” —– — Sachi muhabbat kya hay?Jab teri mehbooba ki naak beh rahi ho,Aur tu usy chaat le…Aur tujhe uska zaiqa rafhan custardjaisa lage to samajh lena,Mere Dost That You Are In LOVE… —– — Humain to Apno Ne Lota,Gairon Main kahan dam tha,Roti, kapra,Makan ko to Chhoro,Aj Subha Lote Main Pani kam tha.. —– — Kal Raat, Böhat Dinö Baad, Kitab Khöli tö Ehsas howa,….K kitabain khol k jo neend ati hae wo kisi or cheez se nai ati…:) —– — ‘Jo shaks apni pocket money se apne doston ko treat deta hai…kamyabi hamesha us k kadam chomti ha..!!’ William Muft Khor. 😉 —– — Jb meri koi call na aye,jb koi sms na aye,jb koi missed call b na aye,To…..!smaj lena k.’APP K DOST’Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;-> —– — Lux=Rs 22Palmolv=Rs 18Capri=Rs 20Lif boy= Rs 16Dove= Rs 95Safgard= Rs 18Tibet= Rs 10Noor= Rs 19Detol= Rs 25in me se koi b lelo lekin plz’NAHa’ lo. —– — ACP pradyumn: Daya, ye darwaza tod do. . .Wah wah . .Daya ye darwaza tod do. . .Wah wah . .Daya: Sir, ye Refrigerator ka darwaza he. Isse to chhod do. —– — Kbhi hath peKbhi hont peKbhi ankh peKbhi Gal peKbhi nak pe…Kiss…Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti haiGarmi mai..
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