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Aapki Zindgi me 5 Chize Kabhi Bhi Aa Sakati Hai- ‘Hum’, ‘Humara Call’, ‘Hamara msg’,’Hamari Yaad’ Aur Hamari Yaad Se Aapke Face Pe Smile’ Aa Gayi Na ??
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#2
aapko english ka ek word bhejta hoon,jise aap age se padho ya piche se,aapko apna hi naam dikhyi dega,u-l-l-usorry dont mind ok
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#3
Hum Roz Msg Q Bhejte HeMasti K liyeNOTime PassNoHum Ye Msg Apne Desh Ke Liye Bhejte HaiQKIPADEGA INDIA TABHI TO BADHEGA INDIA
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#4
samjho na samjho nasamjho na samjho nasamjho na samjho nasamjho na samjho nais msg ka matlab samjho na
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#5
Aisi kaun si cheez hai,jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,…………..HUGGIES..
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#6
Kuch bewakuf sms ki 1line padte hainKuch bewakuf 2line padte hainKuch bewakuf adha sms padte hain Aapne to BEWAKUFI ki had kardi abtak pad raheho
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#7
Sher likha jata hePadha jata heSuna jata heKaha jata heLekin jb Shersamne ata he to Payjama uper se dhila,Neche se gila OR Peche pila hojata hai
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#8
‘SMS’karne me kitna maja ata hai,But’DIL’Ghabrata hai,Q ki’Balance’jata h,but asli’maja’tab aata hai,jab kanjus logo se ‘SMS’ Ka jawab aata hai
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#9
Future genration,MAA ki aanchal me sone ka sukh nhi le payegi,Qki JEANS pehenne waliMAA aanchal kaha se layegi.
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#10
Aapni GirlFrnd Ko Ye Dil Fek Shayari Bhejiye,Arz Hai,Pani K Bina Tu Tatti Dho Nahi Sakti,AurMere Siva Tu Kisi Aur Ki Ho Nahi Sakti
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#11
Santa became the driver of train,the very 1st train driven by him was 8 hours late bcoz? He stopped at every phatak n askd ?jalandher nu ehi line jandi a??
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#12
Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro,Wah WahWah WahLadki Patayi Nhi Jati To Behan Bana Liya Kro..(>_<)smjha idiot..
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#13
School Pj:Rainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..Wah WahRainbow me 1 color hota hai violet..Wah WahStudent says..’PLz mam may i go to toilet’??..
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#14
KILLER METRO PJ: 1 nhi, 2 nhi.. ladkiyan dekhi hazaar1 nhi, 2 nhi.. ladkiyan dekhi hazaar passengrs plz pay attention nxt station is shyam bazaar…..!
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#15
The King Pj: Dost ne pucha xam me ‘5th ans batao’Dost ne pucha xam me ‘5th ans batao’Maine kaha ‘melody khao aur khud jaan jao’….
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#16
I ask God to give me a frnd who is smart, charming,cute, lovable,inteligent n adorable.then he snd u to me.Tabhi se bhagwan par se b bharosa uth gaya.
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#17
A Very Emotional Shayari, plz don’t cry after reading it..Zindagi ne diye aaj bahot hi sitam..Subah potty jaane se pehle Pressure khatam..!Hahaha
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#18
Santa: Tarbooj kaise diyeFruitwala: 20 per KgSanta: Mahnge haiFruitwala: Lekin guarantee se mithe haiSanta: 1 Tarnook kharid kar bolta hai ab iska guarantee card de do
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#19
Choti si Billi ke chote chote paaoWah WahGor farmayeChoti si Billi ke chote chote paaoWah WahKarti rahtiMeao Meao Meao….
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#20
‘She is kidding.’ santa translated dis into hindi. ‘Woh bachey dey rahi hai.’
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#21
Ek Santa ko 5OO Or 50 Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa Santa Ne Kagaz Paper Bachanay Liay ek Taraf 500 Or Dosri Taraf 50 ka Note Chap Diay
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#22
‘Pakistani di mushkil’ Ghar wich panjabi bolo School wich urdu bolo parcha angrazi wich hal kero aur marn tu baad hisab arbi wich Uffff! banda ki kare?
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#23
>Insan Kbhi 4Cheezo Se Khus Nhi Hota>Mobile>Auto Mobile>TVOr> B V> Q K Padosi K Pas achhe ‘MODEL’ Hote Hai…….
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#24
Santa: Main +2 me tha wo 9th me thi.Main +2 me tha wo M.A. me thi.Main +2 me tha wo Ph.D me thi.Aaj uski shadi hai aur mera +2 ka paper hai. Moral: Tu badli 100 bar asi ek war na badle.
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#25
BAPU bolajo bhi msg nahi krta use aur msg krne kaaeisa krne se ek din use aapki kadar aayegiisliye SORRY bolega aur msg karegabole to GANDHIGIRI ZINDABAAD..!
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#26
sabhi jungli janwaron ko suchit kiya jaata hai ki……….Aap to aise padh rahe ho jaise yeh suchana aap ke liye hai…-)
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#27
if Columbus had been married he would never hv discovered america,bcos..Where r u going?Ghar pe kab aaoge?With Whom?When r u coming back?Dinner Ghar pe hi khaoge?Mere liye kya laoge?
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#28
Agar ‘PARESHANI’ Ka Sambandh ‘DIMAG’ Se Hai To Logo Ko Heart Attack Q Ata Hai?Agar ‘PYAR’ Ka Sambandh ‘DIL’ Se H To Log Pyar Me Pagal Q Ho Jate Hai?
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#29
mujhse na takranamujhse na takranaarj kiya haimujhse na takrana varnaBIWI BAN JAUNGI
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#30
Agar aap ko kabhi meri koi baat ya SMS bura lage to aap ko pura hak hai ki aap apna mobile jor se diwar pe de mare. Aap ki khushi se jyada kuch nahi hai mere liye.
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#31
Devdaas was mad after paarowah wahDevdaas was mad after paarowah wahACP ne kaha–Abhijit isko gooli mat maaro
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#32
Pyar me Zuban chup ho to Ankhen Bolti hain…..Ankhen chup hon to Dil bolta hai…Aur agar Dil bhi chup ho to?Molvi bolta hy’4 Takbeer Namaz-e-Janaza.
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#33
Kisi Mahaan Hasti Ne Kaha Hai:Aurat Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talaash Mei, Aur Baqi Aadhi Us Ki Talaashi Mei Guzar Jati Hai.. 🙂
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#34
Man is a head of the family,woman is a neck of the family,kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko kahin bhi ghuma sakti hai.
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#35
Michael jackson marne se pehle kaise the patha hai!..Maloom nahi to janlo…..Zinda tha….!Plz improve ur knowledge…
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#36
Plz Iss sMs Ko Kal Prhna,Ruk JaoRuk Jao PlzRuko NaRuk JaaRuk OyeRuk NaMujhe Pta Tha Tum Nahi RukoGeMain Msg he kal kron ga.
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#37
love uI love uI love uI love u very much…Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi,Laila majnoo se magar bechari ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi.:-
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#38
,’,’ *’, ‘, ,’ ,’,’,’, ‘ ‘Pakistan Mai ‘MAH-E-L0AD §HEDDING’ ka CHAND Nazar agya HyTamam L0g kurbani k Lye Tayar hojayn(KESC)
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#39
Wo Khush Ikhlaqi,Wo Piyari Aankhen,Wo Masoom Chehra,Wo Umda ZAHEN,Wo Nice Personality,Aap Ko YÄÄD Hai Na..?GOOD!HAAN HAAN,MAI AB BHI WAISi Hi HOON…..
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#40
Teacher:Jawani aurBurhape me farQ btao…?Student:Jawani me mobile meHASEENONk numbers hote hain,Aur Burhape meHAKEEMON k 😉
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#41
GOLDEN WORDSAgar Tum Jise Bohat Piyar Karte Ho UssyNa Paa Sako To……Us Ka Number mujhe De DoKia Pata Mere 7 Set Ho Jae.
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#42
VFONE menu main apka swagat haiRishte k LIAY 1 dbaenMngni k LIAY 2 dbaenSHADI k LIAY 3 dbaenAurapni psund ki shadi k liye apni Maa k paon dbaen. :-
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#43
Mere pass balance ni hai.Plz… thora 30 ka l0ad kara do………….bagherton kbi to msg adhora parha kro.:-!
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#44
Kal h paper or baki he mera revisiongor farmayiyegaKal h paper or baki he mera revisionfir b dekhunga CID only on Sony Entertenment Television
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#45
engineer ne banaya drill, drill se bana hole..WawaACP bola,’inspectr Shinde, is case me jarur kuch to he zhol.!’Wawa
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#46
CID season.Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra hai Swimming pool mein paani bohot gehra haiDaya says- ‘Sir lagta hai yeh aadmi iss hotel meinkisi dusre naam se thehra hai!
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#47
TV Serial Shayri1 Kutta Roz 1 Lakdi Ko Milne Jata Hai1 Kutta Roz 1 Lakdi Ko Milne Jata HaiAab Tum Sab Hi BataoYE RISHTA KYA KEH LATA HAI
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#48
CID WTH CRICKETGibbs 99 run par pahunch kr catch ho gyeGibbs 99run per pahunch kar catch ho gyeDAYA gaadi start karo finger prints match ho gye
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#49
Kapde silvane ho to dhund lo darjee..Wah wah..Ki kapde silvane ho to dhund lo darjee.Or agar nahi silvane ho to apki marzi.
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#50
Ladki or Sms Me Kya similarity Hai..?????????????? Jab tak Uper se neeche tak pura dekh na lo chain hi nahi aata
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