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Arz kiya hai,ki Gam hai aurTanhai He wah wah ! Gum hai aur Tanhai he abe bhai tum b msg karo maine kya’Ambani’ ka ladka pataya hai..!!!:-:->
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#2
school me ki masti aur pad gayi mar,wah wahschool me ki masti aur pad gayi mar..wah wahab ‘Nimbu ki Shakti’ k saath naya VIM bar.
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#3
Height of Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata NanoCar……..preferab ly with Gas Kit!!!
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#4
( o o ) {o o ) { o o) {o o) { o o ) {o o ) { o o) {o o ) { o o) {o o ) Ullu ki tarah kya dekh rahe ho sms hi to bheja hai.
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#5
golden words:agar duniya me mehnat ki qadar hoti,to gadha sub se zayeda izzatdar hota,deticated to all hand working and busy friend….
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#6
zindagi main tum buhat agay jaoo gay********jahan bhi jaoo gay********loog yehi kahain gain********chal be chalAGAY NIKAL !!!!!!!!
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#7
A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta& left the gur & went to him.Y?Kyunki…Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!
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#8
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,Tum bhi Dekhte nahi….Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..
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#9
Nowadays,Child in washroom…..Mommm!!!.Mom: han beta bolo!Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
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#10
Tum kya jano bewakuf dost kya hote hai, tum kya jano pagal dost kya hote hai, kyoki tumhare dost to intelligent hai na, kismat to saali hamari kharaab hai…;-)
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#11
daulat hai mujhko zindagi se pyari.daulat k liye kar du kurban yari .daulat k liye tod du dosti saari.ab aapse kya chupana ‘aap’ hi to daulat hamari.
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#12
Galat Nazar se DekhogetoHr LadkimeKharabi LagegiOrSahi Nazar se DekhogetoHr Sundar LadkiTumhari-BHABHI-Lagegi.Samjha bhai…
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#13
DUNIYA me kabhi achhe insaan ki talaash me mat nikalna,,Kunki,,,,Aaj kal garmi hai aur(‘,’) mai ghar<)'(> me hi_/ /_ hoti hu.
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#14
Maine sunan hai aap bahut kamzor ho gaye ho Fit body k liye roz ek chammach khaya karoAMBUJA CEMEMT Qki is cement mein JAAN hai.
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#15
Yaa ALLAH…Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta….Is Dafa Ramzan Mn Shetaan Ko Chor KeBijli Walo Ko Band Kar Dena**AMEEN**
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#16
Wo Keh Ke Chale Gaye Ki Ab Hum SirfTumhare Khwabon Me Hi Aayege ^SOHAIL^Light ki wajah se Neend To Aati NahiKhuwab Kya ‘Kaddu’ Aayege
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#17
Arrange marriage means when v r walking nd unfortunetely snake bites…….nd love marriage means v going 2 da snake nd sayin……..KAATLE KAATLE
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#18
boy touched the hand of his gf and said-u r so hot babygirl slapped and say-salle 103 fever pe bhi tujhe ashique sujh rahi hai
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#19
Munabai-Are,Yar ye barish k wqt bijali Q chmakti h?Circit-Bhai,Bole to uprwala torch mar k dekhta hoyga ki,Sala koi NANGA to nhi naha raha..
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#20
KamineKamine Kamine Kamine Kamine Kamine Kamine Kamine Aap ki ‘KAMI-Ne’ itna pareshan kar diya ki humko msg karna hi pada.
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#21
Aaj bahut dino ke baad kitab kholi toh pata chalaEk RAAZ..Ye bhi nahi aata,Ye bhi nahi aata,Ye bhi nahi aata,Ye bhi nahi aata.book closed !
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#22
Wo pyar k riste ab ‘kaise kaise’ ho gayeKabhi hum apke dost the ab ‘aise vaise’ ho gayeAgar ab bhi apne SMS na kiya to samjenge’HUM’se py
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#23
Santa cald wife:Me ghar nahi aa sakta!Car ka steering,gear,sab chori ho gaya Aftr 5 mnt he calld again: Me aa raha hu pehle pichli seat pe baith Gaya tha
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#24
Ques: Aisi-ki-Taisi kab hoti hai? Kab lagta hai ki ab to Bhagwan bhi nahi BACHA sakta?Ans: Jab jbrdast Loose Motion Lage ho or Pajame ka ‘NAADA’ na Khule.;-)
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#25
Santa ke paas ek kawwa (Crow) tha..Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha..To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga?????????MicrosoftMy-Crow-soft…
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#26
Aapki 1 bat hame bahut pasand hai.Aap jab bhi koi kam karte Ho, DilLagake Karte Ho..Kyun ki,Dimaag To APKE Paas hay hi nahi
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#27
Wafa ka nam na lo Faraz….Wafa sy dil dukhta hyWafa ka nam lety heNasreenPerveenShameenRameenFarzanaShabanaRizwanaSab ki yad ati hy…………
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#28
Jab Se Double Sawari Pe Pabandi Lagi Hy Faraz………..Andhere Mein Khara Gadah B Police Wala Lagta H
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#29
jab kabi toot k bikhro tomujay bi btana farazmain thora bohat weldinka kam bi janta hun…“faraz welder”
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#30
Chal SMS-SMS khelte hai….Pehle tu SMS kar,Phir tu kar,Vapis tu kar,Fir se tu kar,Vapis 1 bar or tu kar,Or 1 last bar tu kar,Bas aaj itna hi. Kal call-call khelen
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#31
*” MAA “*Maa kon hoti hai?………………………..Abbu ki wife…
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#32
Wo janti b ha meri ammi mujhe zyada dor nai janay detee’SOHAILPhir b wo kehti ha ‘falak tak chal 7 meray falak tak chal 7 chal.
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#33
Today is “Recharging day” so recharge my balanceRs20=OnlyFrndRs30=NiceFrndRs50=SweetFndRs150=CuteFndRs250=Gud FrndRs500=Bst FrndAb nibhao dosti;)Hai koi Frnd…
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#34
Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?. . . . . . . . . . Socho…. . . . . . . Kol-Kata…..
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#35
Why did Ram Gopal Varma made ‘Phoonk’?. . . . . . . . . . ? . . . . ANS: Uski Picchli ‘AAG’ ko bujhaane ke liye….
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#36
2 twin boys apne kamre me beithe the.Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha….aur 2nd bahot hi udaas tha…!!!Father: Tum itna Q haans rahe ho…???Son: Mummy ne dono bar isi ko peet diya…!!!
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#37
Jiwan ke kanto bhare raste me kon aapka sath dega…?Mummy/Papa..?.No.Husband/Wife..?.No.Friends..?.No.arre yaar ye koi nahi.Kewal or kewal aapki ‘CHAPPALE’……!
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#38
Sharad Pawar,Sonia Gandhi,Raj Thakrey,Lalu,Amarsingh,Paswan,Mayawati,Mulayam1 Boat me ja rahe the…or Boat doob gayi, Batao kaun bacha..?.ANS : Humara Desh…!
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#39
I was cooking ‘CHICKEN’in the morning and added ‘hara dhania’ suddenly the ‘CHICKEN’ jumped and started singing ‘HUMPE YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA, MAR DALA-MAR DALA’
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#40
Pyari jiski Surat,Masum jiska Chehara,Thodi Shararat, Thodi Mohhbat,Jiski Pyari har 1 Ada,Uska SMS padhne k liye Shukriya.Shukriya.
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#41
[Jhooth Bolna]Baccho k Liye ‘PAAP’Lovers ke liye ‘ART’Bachelors ke Liye ‘Anivaarya’AurMarried ke liye ‘JEENE KA MAARG’.
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#42
vo reshmi balo wali, bhuri aankho wali komal hatho or narm pero vali mataki hui andhere me tumhare paas aayegi or dhire se bolegi……………………miaaun.
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#43
/—:–;.;:—:’—=I–=:–;‘–(o)—’–(o)–’–:–;.-=I–=:–;-’–(o)–’;.=:–;o)–’ ,))))Hello Apka SMS lene k liye meri GAADI bheju kya ???
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#44
Ek electric tar ko dusre electric tar se pyar hota hai,To aise pyar ko kya naam doge? Socho… Aur socho, Pata nhi, Are its so simple’CURRENT AFFAIR’
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#45
Finally aftr so many controversies Shoiab got Sania.Now I appeal to other Pakistanis thatplZPlz.koi Rakhi Sawant ko bhi le jao na Yaar.
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#46
Rangeen ho aap Rango se zyada…mekhte ho aap phulon se zyada.. smart ho aap mujse zyada…. agar ye sochte ho to…. BEWAKUF ho aap had se zyada..
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#47
LOVE kya hai?LOVE kise kehte hai?jante hai aap??nhi jantevo shri RAM ji ka beta haiadhik jankari ke liye RAMAYAN padhe.
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#48
subah sms, sham smsdin me sms, raat me smsghar me sms, office me smsjeena sms marna sms aakhir kya hai yeh sms?s=sab kom=mohabbat ses=satao
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#49
Us Bewafa ki yaad mai JAM hatho mai utha liya…………Phir Uthai bread lagaya JAM or fatafat kya lia..
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#50
Ae Khuda Barish karwa de, Ek Lota Pani bharwa de, Or jo Mujhe SMS na kare Us Lote me unka Mobile Duba de, ‘Na rahega Phone, Na bajegi Tone.’
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