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Wo pehli mulakat yaad h wo tumhara mere pas aana yad h wo tumhara mujhse nazar milana yad h wo tumhara ye kehna kiAllah k naam pe 1 rupa dedo saab
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#2
Arz kiya hChappal choti hoti h to paon m nai aati…Chappal choti ho to paon m nai ati…Aur girlfrnd moti ho to bahon m nai ati !
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#3
Boy:chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hun me, bethe bethe yumhi kho jata hun me,kya yahi pyar h?Girl:nhi ye kamzori hai, ‘glucon-D pia karo!’
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#4
Top 5 answers when you propose a girl.5-NO!4-i am sorry3-are u mad?2i always thought V R frnd.1-lekin mai to rahul se pyar karti hu.
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#5
Arkmidiz Love Low:- Jab koi ladka or larki love karte hai To ladka ke padhayi me ek kami aati haiJo us ladki ke dawara diye gaye pyar ke equal hota hai
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#6
Apne pap mitane ke liye 108 bar is mantra ka jap karna,“East or West Raj is the best”Ab massage edit kar aapna nam dal k eek our pap mat karma.
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#7
Sms padhne wale ka bura din,Darwaja khola kundi hath meNal khola toty hath meSuitcase khola handle hath meAb dar raha hai susu karu kin a karu?
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#8
agar raksha bandhan ko ladki chedne pe bhai banati hai toh valentines day ko chedene par lover Q nahi banati.. msg ko aag ki tarah faila do… hume insaff do
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#9
Jo karte hain ek se pyar,Unhe kyoun ho valentine day ka intejar?Han jo kare anek se pyar,Unhe rahata hai is din ka intejar!
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#10
Difference between dawa and daru.Dawa is like a girlfriend. it has expiry date andDaru is like a ‘wife’ jitni purani hogi utni sar ko charti hai.
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#11
If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl TheeKahin Kissing RozKyaa Hoga Mika Kaa
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#12
Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehteyto indian films k naam aisay hoteHum Aanda de chuke sanam,Yeh aanda aapka huwa,Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,Aandy waale Bread le jayienge….
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#13
Aap mughayAik jagaSe bohAtpyarELagte hain.?maloom hai kahan sE?DOOR SE.
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#14
Q: what is the difference between hockey and cricket?Ans: hockey main team 1.5 hours main zaleel hoti haiaur cricket main 8 ghante main :
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#15
Friends ”Ballons” Ki Trha Hote HynEk Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye’nTou Wapis Nahi AateIs Liye Main Sochta HoonK”Tumhari Hawa Nikal KerApne Paas Hii Rakh Loon”
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#16
paisa paisa tuje kamau kaisa,marne ke bad tuje le jau kaisa
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#17
Aap k brain ki Xray report aa gayi:10 g Mitti,10 g Kankar Pattar,25 Type ke Kide Makode,&500 gm ghaas-phoos.Kamal Hai Mujhe Laga Khali Hoge!!!
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#18
1 Ltr =1000ML1/2 Ltr=500ML1/4 Ltr=250MLBut Daru1Full=750ML 1Half=360ML 1Quarter=180MLWhy?Kyuki GOVT.pinewalo ko bewakuf samajhti haiJAGO GHARAK JAGO.
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#19
Ek sawal jo kar dega apki nind kharab!!Shadi k pehle Dulhan ka baapDulhe ko kya deta hai?Jo Shadi ke baad le leta hai?.Ans) Chain, sukh, neendh, khushi etc
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#20
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar GayeWo Soye Huey ThayEk Din Wo Humare Ghar AayeHum Soye Huey ThayMoral. . .Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge
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#21
“Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILENumber Hote”“Har Waqt Aapko Yad TohOTE”“Bhale Aap Humain BadalDatay Par”“Humse Bicharnay KiKhabr To Sabko Detay.
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#22
tube kabhi tyre nahi ban sekta tu to kya tera baap shayer nahi ban sekta.
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#23
ek din santa ne nikkar dali…….lo ab vo bechara nikkar v na daley!! har baat me joke chahiye, jaan le lo sante ki tum log!!
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#24
Ager KUTTAY ko coat pent pehna dia jae to usay kya kahenge? . . . . Bewaqoof! Kutta hi kahenge. Lekin aapne jo socha wo bhi theek hai:)
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#25
Ye dil bahut udas hKoi apna nahi paas hHar waqt boring sa ehsas hJaraa apni girlfrnd ka number dena tosuna hai maal bahut ‘JHAKKAAS’hai.
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#26
Life me ho gum, Go n taste RUM.Aankho me ho tear, Then take BEER.Love hua Risky, Don’t worry hav WHISKY.Take advise of mine, always drink WINE…
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#27
Gadhe hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai,meri mano to 1st apr ko propose karo,man gayi to (I Love You)Naraj ho to (April Fool)
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#28
Suraj Ne Jo Kirno Se KahaaChand Ne Jo Baadlon Se KahaanSamudra Ne Jo Lehron Se KahaaVahi, Aaj Main Tumse Kehti HoonChal Chal Hawa Aane De!!
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#29
Pathar kyu marte ho,pura pahad hi mar do…hum yunhi mar jayenge, sirf ek aankh mar do..
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#30
Mat puch SMS ki intaha kaha tak hai,tu kanjusi kar le teri takat jaha tak hai,hame bhi umeed nahi hai tumse SMS ki,hame dekhna hai tu kanjus kaha tak hai.
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#31
Apki ada apki smile apka chalna apka bolna apka ruthna apka gussa apki ankhe apka andaz apka chehra UFF! KOI EK CHIJ TO DHANG KI HOTI.
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#32
YAR.apni GRLFRIEND kosamjha le,aise na raha kare (-_-)/ /(. (. /) . ( /// v )aaj ye photo mene dekhi kisi or k hath lag jati To
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#33
Fulo me KAMAL..Paper me NAKAL..Samaroh me TALI..Majak ke liye SALI..Gahno me SONA..Chupne k lye KONA..Pyaar me GUM..Or Dosti me HUM..FamouS h bhaiya.
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#34
Bhai tere liye ek rista aya hbaap hardware me hma software me hbhai footware me haur larki sirf underwear me hbolo baat karu kya?
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#35
Wen u win, I’ll proudly tell d world ‘Hey! dats my friend’ But wen u lose I’ll sit ur side hold ur hand & say ‘Jab tere bus ka nahi tha to panga jrur lena tha’
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#36
Exam me ak sawalaya ki ki challenge ka ek exaple likho ek student ne pura paper fhali chhora aur last me likha ;- DHUM HAI TO PASS KAR KE DIKHO.
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#37
Ager ek Kashti mainMusharafNawaz SharifChaudry ShujatAur Arbab Ghulam RahimJa rahe hon n Achanak Kashti Doob jaeTo aapke Khayal main kaun bach jaega ??…..Main bataun…Pakistan!
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#38
NiNiSaSaReReSaSaReReSaaaReeeSaaReeDhaMaaPaDha,maa,paDhaaa..Nii..Sa..Re,ga,maRe,paBas kar Indian IdolSo jaa,subah jaldi uthna hai..
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#39
“DEAR FRIEND”“KHUDA” Kare har din apki khushian Petrol k Rates ki tarha Barhti Rahin,Or“Or Ghamoo ki Supply Bijli ki Tarha Band Rahen“Ameen”
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#40
Gul gaye, gulshan gaye.Gul gaye gulshan gaye.Gai tumhari hoton ki laali. Chordo mera picha,ho gaye tum bachon wale..
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#41
Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah;Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah;aur smart raho MERI TARAH
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#42
Ek kabristan main bhoot ko dekhkar sab bhag rhe thePar main nahi bhaga..Pta h kyon??kyonki maine tumhe pehchan liya tha…
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#43
HAR MARD KI LIFE DEKHO TO WITHOUT SHADI SPIDERMAN. SHADI KE TIME SUPERMAN. SHADI KE BAAD GENTLEMAN OR BIWI KHUBSURAT HO TO PURI UMAR WATCHMAN………….
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#44
‘B.S.N.L.’ Walo ne to hadd kar di. Bade poster me ek ladki dikhate hai aur likhte hai-? ‘LAGE RAHO RAT BHAR SIRF 10 PAISE ME’, bas saale address nahi batate..
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#45
Aaj RAVAN ki Barsi hai… Un ki YAD me plz.Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKSHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein. Maine apna Farz pura kr dia. ?Jai lankesh.
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#46
akbar ne khrede 3 ghode akbar ne khrede 3 ghode wah wah aaja aaja dil nechode raat ki masti fode ha ha ha
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#47
Aajkal ki ladkiyon ki dress-Yahan se lessWahan se lessKabhi sleevelessKabhi backless..Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to’KUTTA KAMINA SAALA CHARACTERLESS!!!’ 😉
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#48
mummy bheaje ti hai bajar sabji karedne ko. aur kar ate ho mobile recharge ladkiyo be karch karne ke liya.
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#49
Duniya mey sub syhimmat wala kon?“Dhobi.”Coz, wo kabi b kisi k gharjakar bolsaktahy:sahib,bibiji ko bolokapry utar kr rakhn,mabhe ata hoon….
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#50
Phoolo Me or Insaano Mekya Farq Hota Hai,Phool Insaano Se ZadaKhoobsorat Hotey HAin,Lekin Kuch Insaan PhooloSe B Ziada KhoobsoratHote Hain,JeSE KMeinhe he he
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