Funny – Set 20 – 2017

#1

Is message ko aaj mat padhna rukjaooye rukjamuze pata tha tum nahi manoge!mat maano main message hi kal bhejunga

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#2

Naka Naka Dumdumfursat shaka laka Sumsum SMSY African mein likha hai Dimag pe jor mat dalo

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#3

HAPPY..NE..HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki chhed di….Aaj panchayat bulayi hai….Agle k ghar KALESH ho gaya aur aap naye saal ki badhai dhoond rahe ho…

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#4

kya hua? mujse koi galti ho gai kya?pla mujhe ignore mat karo.plz aisa mat karo.tumhara pyara nahane ka sabun.

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#5

Tujhe mhbt krna nhi ata, mujhe mhbt k siwa kuch nhi ata, zindagi guzarny k 2 tareeqay hain’GHALIB’ aik tujhe nhi ata, aik mujhe nhi ata.

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#6

DIL KA TAMASHA DEKHA NHI JATA,TUTTA HUYA SITARA DEKHA NHI JATA,APNE HISSE K SARE MSG TUJHE DE DOONMUJHSE KANJUSO KA KHALI INBOX DEKHA NHI JATA…..

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#7

COLGATE SE DAANT SAAF KARNE KA,PEPSODENT SE MAJBOOT KARNE KA,BABUL SE FRESH KARNE KA,AGAR PHIR BHI SAAF NA HUYE TOBINDAS HARPIC USE KARNE KA

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#8

BOY- CHALTE CHALTE YUNHI RUK JATA HOON MAINBAITHE BAITHE KAHI KHO JATA HOON MAINKYA YEHI PYAR HAIGIRL- NHI YE KAMZORI HAI SUBAH SHAAM GLUCOSE PIYA KARO…/

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#9

TABIYAT THIK NHI THI TANTRIK KO DIKHAYATANTRIK BOLA BHOOT KA SAYA HAI,KISI GHR PAAPI KO SMS KARO THIK HO JAYEGA..

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#10

Sardi Ho Gayi Hain? Haan Naak Bhi Band Hai? Haan Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai? Haan Bah Haan! . . . . . . To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha…. !!

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#11

B4 U Speak. (Listen) B4 U Pray.. (Forgive) B4 U Quit.. (Try) B4 U Hate.. (Love) B4 U Die. (Apni Property Mere Naam Kar Dena)

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#12

KARTE RAHOKARTE RAHOKARTE RAHOKARTE RAHOBESHRMO KI TARAH SMS RECEIVE KARTE RAHO,JAB SHARM AA JAYE TO MSG KAR DENA

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#13

Ek kutta Raste pe su-sukarta hainEk Aadmi Us Su-SuPe khada ho jata hainTo Us Aadmi ko Aap Kya Kahenge?Su-Par-Man….

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#14

Grlfrnd k sath karo ya lover k saath!room me karo ya gardan me!din me karo ya raat me!bed pe karo ya sofe pe!BETA’ PADHAI TO KARNI HI PADEGI’

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#15

boys’rule-dhoka milta hai jab pyar mezindagi me udasi chha jati haisochte hai chor denge is duniya kokambhakt dusri pasand aa jati hai!

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#16

Dear People Da ‘End of the world ‘ Which due in 2012 has been postponed to 2035 due to the inconvinience caused by telangana & AP bandhs. sorry for the inconvin

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#17

Zindgi kitni pyari hogi!JabAap hongeHum HongeaurHamarechote-chotepyare-pyarekhubsurat seShararti se’SMS HONGE’. Ha ha.

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#18

Arz kiya hai…Teri palke hai bhigi bhigiTeri palke hai bhigi bhigi…………..chiggy wiggychiggy wiggychiggy wiggy

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#19

Meetha sochoSmart sochoAccha sochoSaccha sochoPyara sochomuje pata hai ye tumhare liye jyada hai, 1 shortcut hai sidhe mere baare me socho.

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#20

,.+”-., ,.-”+.,# good # * morning *,.+”-.,*,.-”+.,dont get shocked actually ulluo ki to subha hi hone wali hai.

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#21

* *** *** ** * * ** *** *INTERVAL* ** *** ** **THE ENDU have just watched my new film’TAARE MOBILE PAR’..

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#22

miss u miss u sab kahe miss kare no koi jo miss kare koi to sms band kahe ko hoye

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#23

Smartness runs in my family…… When I went to school I was so smart myteacher was in my class for five years……..

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#24

When I was a Cute Child,Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.I allowed them.Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don’t allow.Moral:Ladies Are Selfish. 🙂

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#25

‘In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.’

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#26

‘Marriage is like putting your hand Into a bag of snakes in theHope of pulling out an eel.’

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#27

‘The difference between divorce and legal separationIs that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.’

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#28

long long ago their lived people who sacrificed theirmoneytimesleepfamilyfoodlaughterwere called saintsnow they r called BOY FRNDS

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#29

Don’t Trust Money,Bcoz it gives Bed but not SleepIt gives Books but not MindIt gives Luxuries but not HappinessSoTransfer it to My Account..

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#30

Height of my bad luck!I want to kiss the most attractive ‘person’ in the world but. . .oh! My lips can’t touch My Cheeks…

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#31

Its Too Hard To Loose Someone,Who is…95% Cute,96% Sweet,97% Loving,98% Talented,And100% Friendly.AndWhat A Shame If You Lose Me. 🙂

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#32

ActuallyBasicallyBiologicallyTechnicallyChemicallyPhysicallyMentallyMathematicallyElectricallyNormallyMechanically&FinallyButTruelyI am so sweet..

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#33

What would happen if women ruled the world?There would be no wars.Just a bunch of jealous countriesnot talking to each other… ;->

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#34

human faal in love,that is normal.cowes eat grass,that is ok.but when z monkeypress a mobile keyboredamazing!!!r u still pressing?

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#35

A very wise saying:If u dont succeed in d first try,.Erase d proof tht u evr tried..!Self respect bhi koi cheez hoti hai yaar.

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#36

If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks & The Signs Of Skin Aging Try… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ADOBE PHOTOSHOP ;->

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#37

why do girls prefer Love marrige than an arrange one …Coz a known Kamina is better then an unknown

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#38

R u emotionally dumbed? Creatively challenged? Artistically void? Socially hopeless? And financially desperate? Congrats you are a PAKISTANI!

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#39

To Know A Person Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . . Than Than What. . . He Is a Mile Away, U Have His Shoes . . . Just Runnn . . . ;->

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#40

A man in temple left a notice,’Don’t steal my shoes,-boxing champion’when he returns,he sees shoes missing, with a notice,’Don’t try to catch me,-Olympic champion’.

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#41

Thought 4 d day……Never underestimate anyone…..Bcoz an ANT might be SMALL, But can bite ur BUM……Can u bite its BUM ???…..Mind it !!

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#42

The worst period of college life is called…..’STUDY HOLIDAYS..!’where you can neither study nor enjoy..! 😉

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#43

Which is d best of 2? School or college life?’Add +1 to ur ans & frwd it 2 ur frnds’ Vote: school=20050 college=1781 dnt stop..keep frwrding.

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#44

HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: ‘Dude, which paper was it?

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#45

If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response’Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata’If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says’Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar’

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#46

Joke: Studies have shown that majority of college student suffer from intense pain of lower jaw. This is due to uncontrolled excessive yawning during lecture.

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#47

If all Indians start studyingAll get good marksbutjobs are limitmore unemploymentmore youth suicidesmore crimeSAVE INDIAStop Studying !!!

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#48

Greà t Wørds…’This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.’William Nalaiq:-)

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#49

Shakespeare Said: ‘Grome Thecanx Nimtejat Peradege. Tinta Reamy Pejage.’ Samajh Aya Kuch? . . Nahi Na . . Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha…! Nafsiyatee..

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#50

Comparison of aCHOCOLATE n a KISS…1-Both r SWEET at any TIME, 2-Melt SLOWLY,3-Sharing IMPOSSIBLE4-More enjoyable when NO one IS WATCH.