Funny – Set 27 – 2017

#1

2 years of fun and joyful college lifecomes to an end in a few months,there afterno silly jokes in middle of class,no bunking ,no cultural fun,no bits to pass,no stupid talks in class.

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#2

Old concept:“Do or Die”New concept:“Do b4 u die”Latest concept:“Don’t die, until u do”.

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#3

Keep…………………IN TOUCH WITH ME…..OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 67 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 2627 28 29 30 31 32ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!

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#4

He+She= love.he+she+love= marriage.he+she+love+marriage= child.he+she+love+marriage+child= family.ANDhe+she+love+mar.+child+family= Problem.So my dear friendEAST OR WESTSINGLE LIFE IS THE BEST.

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#5

There is always a light at the end of a tunnel..Just Hope its not a train

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#6

please pass this sms to all ur friends. a person with blood group o+ve urgently needs two bottles….of kinger fisher beer (chilled)with the chips and touchings…contact me….

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#7

Class Rooms R Like Train1st 2 Bench R Executive CoachesReserved For VIPMiddle 2 R General CompartmentN Last 2 R Sleeper Class. . !!

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#8

‘Old Age’ is Wen U Start Turning Off Lights 4 Economical Reasons..Rather than 4 Romantic Ones..

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#9

the ‘Results of anger’ is more painful than the ‘Reason of anger.’so think once before getting angry because ‘of someone ‘n’ on someone’.

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#10

a women is like a beer. they smell good,they look good,you’d step over your own mother just to get one!but you can’t stop at one. you wanna drink another women.

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#11

A GHOST SAID TO ANOTHER GHOST DO YOU BELEIVE IN MAN…SO ANOTHER GHOST SAID NAHI YAAR YE SAB BEKAAR KI BATAIN HAI…

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#12

Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.

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#13

U are Sweet like TOM,Cute like JERRY,Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,Strong like POPEYE,Innocent like Tweety,In short,U are Complete CARTOON

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#14

A Mistake Increase Ur Experience & Experience Decrease Ur Mistakes…You Learn From Ur Mistakes & Other Will Learn From Ur Success…Be “SUCCESSFUL” Always

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#15

Man wishes to fly like a bird, sing klike cuckoo, dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But man dosnt wish to live like a man’

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#16

I`m astounded by people who want to know the universe when it`s hard enough to find your way around China town.

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#17

People laugh @ me, because i am different & i laugh @ them because they R all Same. That’s called attitude. Life is yours,U Live it in Ur own..

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#18

Must work on Gandhi Jayanti; Gandhiji said Work is Workship, and we enjoy holiday on his birthday.

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#19

What to do when whole world is on one side and you are on opposite? Simple!Just turn back and you will be leader of whole world! Work smart,not hard

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#20

take 1 spoon of sugar & put inur eyes!Kyon????arre baba for ‘sweet Dreams’If u want spicy dreams,then try Mirchi Powder:)

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#21

RULES For SUCCESS:Rule1: Dont Tel Anyone All U KnowRule2: I cant Tel U dis Rule Coz I m following Rule1

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#22

This Might Sound Stupid Infact Its True:N0 Matter Hw C0stly Ur Undrwear Is,U Can Nevr Wear It 0utside

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#23

KNOWLEDGE is->An Understanding dt Tomato is a Fruit & Nt a Vegetable!-WISDOM is- >Knowing Not to Add Tomato in Fruit Salad!

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#24

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#25

A true apology has parts…1-I am sorry…2-Its my fault…3-What can i do to make it right?Most of the time we miss the 3rd point…

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#26

If u feel little bored, little sick, little sad or lost, u know whats wrong? u r suffering from lack of vitamin ‘ME’ so stay in touch with me.

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#27

1 day all girls of earth went 2 God n askdwho is d most loving smart n honest boy?All d girls returnd 2 earth wid a questionWho is Imtiyaz?

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#28

THE worlds best feeling comes when we see a wonderful question paper in the exam hall and we smile at each other and say..Dude tis paper s also out!!!

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#29

3 Places Where A HumaN CaNNot Die??…THINK..Take Ur Time.No aNswer??..1.HeaveN2.Hell3.STAR PLUS’S SERIALS

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#30

A Toilet is like a Commitee Meeting.People come with Lot of Pressure,Sit,Create a Lot of Noise & UltimatelyDROP d MATTER

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#31

Evryday I Wait 4 Ur MsgBt U Forgts Evryday.Bt Now,I wil Jump Out of d Train…Wen it Stops!Stop Smiling,I m Serious!!

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#32

My friend asked me whether a monkey can read SMS… U no wat i did??I proved it by sending you dis msg…Gud eve…

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#33

BEAUTY TIP:If U want 2 protect UR face from dust,sunrise & other such things, then applyASIAN PAINTSexterior emulsion7 years guarantee!

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#34

A meeting is the assembly of those intelligent person who singly can do nothing but together they sit and decide that nothing can be done

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#35

A Company offrd Rs 500 for each Money-Saving Idea. 1st prize went to the Employee who suggested d Award b cut to Rs 250

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#36

Here’s how you know that you’re really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab, and you think the fare is the time..

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#37

Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.2. ______ main hi chor hoon.3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.4. ______ main hi idiot hoonLet me see who is brave !!!

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#38

Today Is World Red Rose Day.If U Luv My Frndshp Give 1 Missed CallN Snd Tis 2 Al Ur FriendN See Hw Many Missed Call U Get

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#39

Hi today is topup day,so topup my no if you are one of the following type of friend_Rs10=just frndRs30=nice frndRs50=sweet frdRs121=cute frdRs301=gud frdRs501=caring frdRs1001=best frd (God)This is a chance to prove ur Friendship…Hurry up..

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#40

Ultimately we hadto Spend Liquor Moneyto Get back Memorabiliaof a Person whowas Against Liquor.So Keep Drinking.Help in Saving Reputationof India!Cheers

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#41

Pakistan meansP= PistolA= Atom bombK= KUhd kash hamlaI= Ilm ki kamiS= Sarko pe paniT= Trafic jamA= Awam’s sleepingN= No response

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#42

If?1=5,2=25,3=125,4=625,then 5=?Think befor scrolling down!Answer is 1,Remember 1st line 1=5!Moral: Dont complicate simple things in LiFe 🙂

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#43

Please note my new number of ZONG (China Tel)Now send your sms and call at this new number………..§€^¿ ¥#¿>€~ø

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#44

The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips….Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)

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#45

You think of me & i think of you.When we both think of each other,Do you know what it means?It means we both..Have no other work to do!Dono velay 😉

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#46

AAJ KA DINNER:PYAAR KI ROTI,KHUSHI KI SABJI,CHAHAT KA RAITA,RISHTO KA SALAD,FRIEND SHIP KI DISH.. YOUR BILL..JUST 1SMS WHEN YOU ARE FREE

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#47

Watch ‘AAj Tak NEWS’ now.75 college GIRL r Admitted in Apollo Hospital 4 suicide attempt?Reason-My mobile was swithtd off, last night.

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#48

Love ur job. . . but never fall in love with ur company,Bcoz u never know when ur company will stop loving u. . !!

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#49

indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom

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#50

In college days..she came into my life ..I kept lookin at her.She smiled..,Yet i kept quiet…She began 2 speak..,I dint listen…And when she began 2 leave…,I started running behind her requesting ….Mam …mam…mamattendance…