Funny Shayari – Set 9 – 2017

#1

U U R the one who is CHARMING U R the one who is INTELLIGENT U R the one who is CUTE And I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS

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#2

U stole My Memories.i Excused U! U stole My Laugh.i Excused U! U stole My smile.i Excused
U! Bt Dis is 2 much Mere doggy ki plate wapas karo…..

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#3

U should do two things in a day. In the morninq pray to God so that u can live and take a shower so that other can live.

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#4

u sed pls dnt cry, i sed its olryt.. u sed pls dnt liv me, i sed wen did i? u sed il go nw, i ask wr wd u go? u sed m luving sme1, i ask hu? u sed – its not u.. kala ko ako.

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#5

U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I’m the one who is spreading these rumors.

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#6

U r the ACCENT of my Life, ALTO of my Dreams,
IKON of my Eyes, ZEN of my Thoughts, INDICA of my Joy, LANCER of my Heart.
Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz

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#7

U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i’m watching ur evry ovements by 3 diff channels 1.DISCOVERY 2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL .ANIMALPLANET
Thanks 2 media.

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#8

u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.

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#9

U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

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#10

U NEED HEART!
ye dil aapka hoa!
U NEED FRND!
mujhse dosti karoge
U NEED JOY!
dhoom machale dhoom
U NEED HELP!
main hoon na!
U NEED CASH!
hum aapke hain koun………..?

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#11

U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U luk sweetest when u read my message,
smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

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#12

U know what they say about women with BIG mouths….??……??…..they have BIG smiles.

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#13

U know what they say about men who live in glass houses…..??……??…….they sink boats!!

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#14

U know what is ISHQ???Ill tell U. Its PEPSI. P=Pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I=Imtihaan… Ab ISHQ sirf Rs.8/- mein…Enjoy ISHQ…Oye!!!Babli… ….

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#15

Two Sikh solders capture to a Pakistani, gave him a dice & say, ‘If u throw 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill u.’ Pakistani asks ‘what if I get a 6?’ Then u throw again.

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#16

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
‘We want 2 disturb some good person.’
I suggest them your name.
They said,
‘We cannot disturb our boss.’

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#17

Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away…..why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !

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#18

Trivia: Having a good laugh with friends stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend, I can lend you a mirror.

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#19

Tonight there will be an ice cream party. All ladies giving milk please come early.

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#20

Today is Veerapans second death anivarsary. In his memory please forward this message to atleast 1 local criminal. I have done my job, now its ur turn…

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#21

Today having a phone without wire is fashion.. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend,

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#22

Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..

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#23

thought of the day: ?agar aap bus pe chadein?yaa phir bus aap pe chadein?.dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai?.

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#24

Thought for the day: When ever i find the key to success, someone changes the lock..

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#25

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: ‘Its really hard to wait for the right person in ur life – – – – Especially when the wrong ones r so cute.’

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#26

Thought for d day. If smone,u love, hurts u:
set him free..If he cumz back 2 u, shoot d Dog..If he doesnt cum bck, hunt him down & den shoot d dog 🙂

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#27

Those Saprkling Eyes Those Marvelous Lips
A 100 Watt Smile The Majestic Walk The Cheerful Talk Truly Charming Personality
Guess, That’s Enough abt ME

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#28

Those innocent eyes, That Master mind, A great smile, The perfect walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolutely Gorgeous, Thats enough abt me How r u.?

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#29

This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2…. 1…. Error : No Brain Detected !!

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#30

This is my head ….
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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks. I am feeling much better now:-)

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#31

This is is crime story five frndz live in a room namly mad, brain,fool,nobody,somebody one day somebody killed nobody at the time brain was i…

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#32

THIS IS A HISTORICAL MSG READ CAREFULLY….. . In the year 1796 . / . myself . / . u . / my frnds . . ur frnds . . No one was born ! a

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#33

Think well,Plan well, Do well,
Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not essaging me Well.

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#34

Think excelent, think high, think gr8,think cute think smart
think big think +ve think beautiful. I know its 2 hard, so here’s a shortcut… …THINK ABOUT ME!

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#35

There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.

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#36

There was a man who never romped or played. He never smoked or drank, nor kissed a girl. And he passed away, insurance was denied. Since he had never lived, they claimed he never died. So live it up. CHEERS

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#37

There is always a ?DRIVE SLOW? board near schools.
But not near girl?s college. why? Bcoz VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.

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#38

There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence. YOU can kiss your frd is confidence. ONLY YOU can kiss ur frd is over confidence….

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#39

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

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#40

There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.

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#41

There are now three ways of describing a glass with water half of its volume. It is either half-full, half-empty or half-safe to drink.

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#42

There are 8 ways to describe you… nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you’re just like…. me !

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#43

The3dreams of a man:1. 2be as handsome as his mother thinks 2. 2be as rich as his child believes 3. 2have as many women as his wife suspects

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#44

The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.

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#45

The white dog was crossing the road one day and the car hit it slighlty and the dog woke up and said ‘i nearly died like a dog’.

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#46

The three fastest means of communication: Tel-e-phone, Tel-e-vision, Tell-a-woman

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#47

The smell of a woman should stay with you. The smell of a man should come to you as you go to him and leave you with only a memory, not a headache.

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#48

The Pope has the best job in the world: he has one boss only, and even him he meets after his death.

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#49

The Pinoy politician does not fail to smile in front of the camera. Why? Guilt tickles when there is too much light.

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#50

The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.