Funny Shayari – Set 30 – 2017

#1

Wo Meri Kismat,Meri Taqdeer Ho Gaye,Jo Ankhon Mein Rahe Har Pal Wo Tasveer Ban Gaye.Unhonne Itane Khat Likhe Pyar Mein Humko,Ki Raddi Benchkar Hi Hum Ameer Ho Gaye.

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#2

aye mere dost tu apni girlfriend se baat mat karna woh akhiyoon se war karti hai maine uski ankhon main dekha hai woh mujhse bahut pyaar karti hai.

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#3

Hqeqt Smjho Ya Afsana,,Apna Smjho Ya Begana,,Hmara ApKa Rishta Hai Purana,,Is Liye Ye Farz Tha ApKo Btana,,K.’I MISS U ROZANA’.

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#4

Kabhi Kisi Ko Tang Kiya Nahi KarteYon Fozol sms ya Misscall Diya Nahi KarteJiska Mobile Hay Usko Wapis KardoInsano ki chezo say BANDAR khela nhi krtay,.

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#5

Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahiaayega,Har koi khali hath jaye ga,Sab yahin reh jaye ga,Q k Us din Qayamat nahi ZardariPakistan bech k nikal jaye ga.

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#6

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,wo kambakhat meri mehboob ki ammi thi..

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#7

Mein Ne Kaha Ke Pyar Mai Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hoon’Faraz’Us Ne Muskura Ke Kaha ‘Hamara Is Dafa Bijli Ka Bill Tum Dena.

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#8

Jab tanhayi ka ehsas ho.Na koi tumhare paas ho.Na tum kisi nazar mai ho.Na koi tumhari nazar mai ho.Toh samjh lena ke tum…..Bathroom mai ho

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#9

tere ghum me ye bewafa puri raat pita raha,tere ghum me ye bewafa puri raat pita raha,………fefde fat kar bahar aaye din bhar sita raha….

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#10

aapki kashish sarfrosh haiaapka nasha yu madhosh haikya kahen tumse ae dostjis pagal kutte ne tumhe kata vo ab tak behosh hai….

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#11

BARISH HUI OR BHIG GAYE HUM WAH WAH BARISH HUI OR BHIG GAYE HUM WAH WAHARE AAGE KYA HUA HONA KYA THA DHUP NIKLI OR SUKH GAYE HUM

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#12

Sochta hoon tere jism main utar kar dekhon ‘FARAZ’..!Konsa keera hai jo tujhe sms karne nahi deta..!!

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#13

Pyar na rha to vafa kaun krega, dost na rha to dosti kaun krega?bhagwan salamat rakhe tumko varna bandaro ki tarah uchhal-kud kaun krega?

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#14

Laila Jab Bhi Aayi Hai,Majnuon Ki Jaan Pe Ban Aayi Hai.Es Baar To Bachchon Aur Boodhon,Ko Bhi Nani Yaad Aayi Hai.

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#15

Pyar mein hisab kitab nahi krteke kya khoya kya paya…Gol gappay wala aayaGol gappay laya..zaruri nahi her shair ka koi matlab ho… ;->

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#16

Faraz Apne Betey Ko Larai Se Rokte Hue Arz Karte Hain: Guzaro Zindagi Aman Se Na Karo Jang.. Betay Ne Kaha: Doesn’t Matters Dad, Its Fun To Be ‘Young’;-)

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#17

Kuch to duniya dari rakho,Kuch to dosti-yaari rakho,Call to aap se hogi nahiKam se kam sms to jari rakho,Agar ye b na ho to mobile almari me rakho…!

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#18

Mausam badla thand ho gaiApke Mesg Ke Bina Zindgi Tang Ho GaiKya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho GaiYa Fir Hmare Msg Pdkar Bolti Band Ho Gai.

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#19

Na Jane Log Kun Darte HainKuch Log To SMS B Nahi Krte HainOr Kuch Aise B Hain Ap Jaise Is Duniya Me,Jo MIS CALL Mar Ke Bhi,Balance Check Karte Hain.

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#20

Kon Kiske Liy Hasta He? Kon Kiske Lye Rota He? Matlab Ki Is Dunia Me Kon Kiska Hota He? Ab To Sms B Wahi Krta He, Jiska Sms Free Hota He..:-)

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#21

SHADI KRNA THA PAR KISMT KHULI NAHITAJMAHAL BNANATA PAR MUMTZ MILI NHIEK DIN KISMT KULI MUMTZ MILI SHADI HUI,AB TAJ BANANA HAI,PAR A MUMTAZ MARTI Q NAHI.

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#22

Shair Arz kia hai,Deewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai,Wah WahDeewaar Mein Lagi Steel ki Jaali hai,Kia Tumhari Taraf Koi Makan Kiraye Ke liye Khali Hai.

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#23

Exam Time He Apne Andar k Sher ko Jaga LoWah wahExam Time He Apne Andar k Sher ko Jaga Lo*GODREJ- Kesh Kala,Bas Kato Gholo Aur Laga Lo.

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#24

Kisi ko Purani HAVELI Pasand HaiKisiko Shahrukh ki PAHELI Pasand HeKisiko Karina ki CHAMELI Pasand HePar MujHe to Aapki SAHELI Pasand He.

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#25

Tumhe Pane ki Shiddat Rakhta HuTumhe DiL Me Basane ki Zid Rakhta HuTu Mujhe MiL Jaye to ThikVarna Kisi Aur ko Patane ki Himmat Rakhta Hu.

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#26

Na TajMahaL Sundar Hai,Na KutubMinar Sundar Hai..Na TajMaL Sundar Hai,Na KutubMinar Sundar Hai..Daya,Lagta Hai Khoni Isi Ghar k Andar Hai.

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#27

Aaj KaaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti HeWah wahAaj KaaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti HeGrammer To Ata Nhi,Mgr English Me Baat Karti He??

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#28

Yaad Rakhna Meri Dosti koTere Zindagi Par Ek Ehsas Kar DiyaIs Mobile Me Ye Last 1 Rupiya ThaWo Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya..

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#29

cricket ka parsaran karta hai channel neo.. wah wah wah wahcricket ka parsaran karta hai channel neo.. karan-arjun aa gaye ab thakur to gio….. wah wah wah wah

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#30

Dil Ki Batain Batana Acha Lgta He Larki Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai Shadi Se Pehle Dil Me Bajte Hain Mp3 Songs Baad Me Sirf Qaumi Trana Acha Lagta Hai

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#31

Har Samandar May Sahil Nahi Hota Har Jang May Meezayel Nahi Hota Yeh Sub China Ki Harkatain Hain Warna Har Namoonay K Paas Mobile Nhai Hota

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#32

Uper Wale Ne Ek Dost Mere Liye Banaya Hai Jise Tere Roop Mai Maine Paya Hai Tu Mere Dil Mai Aise Sama Gaya Hai Jaise Purani Haweli Mein Bhoot Ghus Aaya Hai

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#33

Aaankhon Mai Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap Ki Aati Hai, Aaankhon Mai Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap Ki Aati Hai, La-Hol Parthay Hain, Tabiyat Sambhal Jaati Hai.;

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#34

Arz Kiya Hai Mere Dil Ke Bavarchi Khane Mei Teri Yaad Ka Cholha Jalta Hai Wah Wah Tere Ishq K Chawal Pakty Hain Merz Roz Pateela Jalta Hai

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#35

JUB Bhi Aap Ki Yaad Aae Gi, Aap K Mobile Par Hamare Sms Ki Baraat Aae Gi, Sms To Hum Aap Ko Kar Dein Gay, Lekin Us K Paisay Denay Kya Aap Ki Saas Aae Gi,?

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#36

Phool Girte Hain Jab Aap Aate Ho . . . . Phool Girte Hain Jab Aap Jate Ho . . . . . . . . . . . . Andhe Ho Kia? Gamlon Se Kyun Takrate Ho?

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#37

Buhat Naaz Tha Humein Apne Doston Kay Khuloos-O-Muhabbat Pe, . . . . Kameene Meri Mayyat Pe Aa Kay Bole . . Aaalaaaaddi.. Biryaani..;-)

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#38

Phir Kahin Dooor Se Ik Bar Sada Do Mujko Meri Tanhai Ka Ehsas Dila Do Mujko Tum To Chand Ho Tumhen Meri Zarorat Kya.? Me To Pyaasa Hon,7-Up Hi Pila Do Mujko..

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#39

Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai, Wah Wah Gour Farmaiye Muskurana To Har Ladki Ki Ada Hai, Usay Jo Mohabbat Samjhe Wo Subse Barha Gadha Hai..!

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#40

Qdam Qdam Pe Wafa K Ujalay Or Bi Thy Muhabt K Hazar Hawale Or Bi Thy Hamen To Apki Baten Psand Aa Gai Wrna Es Shehar Me DIMAG Ki Dahi Bnany Wale Or B Thy (‘,)

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#41

Aankhon Ke Samne Har Waqt Tujh Ko Paya Hai, Dil Mein Bi Tujh Ko Basaya Hai, Tumhare Bina Jiyen To Kese Jiyen, Tum Kamino K Saath Itna Time Jo Bitaya Hai;-)

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#42

Kashti Chali Kinara Choot GayaAasma Se Sitara Toot Gaya Tu Bi Aj Tak Nahi Sudhara Jaha Dekhi Diwar Wahi Moot Gaya

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#43

Arz kiya hai:Jis Bus me baithi ho hasinaye, Us Bus ke shishe Chatak jate hai….Driver chahe jitna tej chalaye, Par kuch harami fir bhi latak jate hai…………Wah Wah

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#44

Itna N Rona K Badal Lago.Itna N Tadpana K Ghayal Lago.Dua Hai Meri Hamesha Haste Rho tum.Lekin Itna N Haso K Pagal Lago…….HA HA HA HA HA

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#45

Ye zindgi ek moh maya He, Isme sukh kisne paya he, Ek hum he aapko bhulte nahi, Or ek aap he jo kehte he phir us kambakhat ka sms aaya he.

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#46

kabhi kabhi khamoshi b kuch kah jati hai ,jane ke bad sirf yaad rah jati hai,kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya GOLD FLACK Jalne k bad sirf rakh rah jati hai

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#47

mere kamre me udte hai,wah-wahmere kamre me udte hai badal,wah-wahmain likhta hoon kuch bhi or padte hai pagal,ab bolo wah-wah

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#48

Apni Saason ko Rok Lijiye…Dil Ki Dhadkan ko Thaam Lijiye..Ab 1 Gehri saans Lekar Mera Naam Lijiye..aur ab basNormal Hokar Apna kaam kijiye…

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#49

Na wo inkaar karti hai….Na wo Ikraar karti hai….wah wahNa wo inkaar karti hai….Na wo Ikraar karti hai….kambhakt mere hi sapno me aakarMere Dost se pyaar karti hai….

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#50

arz hai logo ne uthaya banda police ne uthaya danda yehi hai curfew ka fanda,na jane kab hoga yeh mamla thanda,