Romantic Shayari – Set 2 – 2017

#1

Woman: Sir, mai apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?Sir: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!Woman: Mera dusra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Mai uskaa naam kya rakhoon?Sir: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

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#2

Ek ladki thi deewani c Mobile lekar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka k Sharma k Mobile me jaane kya dekha karti thi Kuch karna tha shayad usko Par jane kis se darti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujhse Yehi puchha karti thi Ye ON kaise hota hai, Ye ON kaise hota hai aur main sirf yehi kahta tha ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

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#3

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur barabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai-Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?” Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthega

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#4

Ladki ladke se-tum log ladki me sabse pahle kya dekhte ho.ladka-ye to ladki pe depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai.

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#5

PAKISTAN Means:-P: PyarA: AmanK: KhushaliI: InsaafS: ShantiT: TarakkiA: AhinsaN: NOT Available Here!

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#6

Son Papa Bacha zayda Inteligent hota hai ya baap?father: baapSon: papa Phone Kisne Banya?father: Granham bell neSon: uske baap ne kyu nahi banaya.

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#7

Galileo used 2 study in small lampGraham bell in candleshkspear used streat lightMuje ye samajh nahi aata ediot din me kya jhak marte the.

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#8

1 admi ki maut k bad uska dost uski wife k pass aaya aur bola ‘kya mai uski jagah le sakta hu?’wife ‘muje koi atraz nhi qabristan walo se puch lo.’

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#9

Boy- aapne muzse kaha tha k mai paas ho gya to aap mujhe 5000 rs denge,papa- ha kaha tha,boy- to aapke liye khush khabri apke 5000 rs bach gaye.

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#10

A pig & pigi go to a restorentpig orderd-1 malai potty1-sahi potty1-kadai potty1-potty mixedthen pigi said-Pyaz mat dalna smell Aati Hai.

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#11

Biwi- aap kitchen se garam masala le kar ayengePati- Par yaha to nahi Hai.Biwi- mujhe pata tha tumhe nahi milenge isliya mai pehle se le aayi.

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#12

Director- tumko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai,Actor- mujhe tairna nahi aata, mai doob jaunga,Director- don’t worry, pool me pani nahi hai.

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#13

1 admi ka mar gaya. Uska dost us ki Biwi k paas aaya aur bola: ‘Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?’Biwi: ‘Mujhe koi Etraz nahi, QABRISTAN walon se puch lo.’

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#14

Teacher- kaonsa animal zameen aur pani dono jagah rahta hai?Santa- mendakTeacher- good..! ab aise 3 aur janwaro k naam batao?Santa- mendak k papa, mummy aur bhai.

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#15

Abe o burai k rasgulle,pap ki barfi, bewafai k laddu,matlabi chuski, badmashi k pedhe,jhoot k kalakand … Tu bada hi sweet hai re….

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#16

Gabbar: aaj maine basanti ko nhate hue dekha!Viru: kutte kamine mai tera khun pi jaunga,Gabbar: haramkhor, mai naha raha tha basnti ja rhi thi.

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#17

aadmi apne bache sebeta sharab mat peena warnaye jo 2 aadmi ja rahe hain tumhe4 nazar ayengebacha- magar papa wo to 1 aadmi hai.

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#18

Shadi karne k baad aur Mobile kharidne k baad ek hi afsos hota hai ki…agar thoda din ruk jaata to shayad koi achha Model mil jaata.

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#19

2009 ka sabse zalil SMS..Girl- darling tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak,aur sham se lekar subah tak pyar karna……….Boy- phir main tatti kab karunga..?

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#20

GHANTA..Ek Din Ka 24 GHANTA..Usme9 Sone K9 Kamane K1 Travling K1 Toilet-Bath K2 Khane-Pine K2 Biwi/GF Kapne Liye Bacha KyaGHANTA..

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#21

har raat meri tanhayi tujhe pukara karti hai,har subah meri aankhen tera hi nazara karti hain,har shaam meri saanse teri khusboo ko mehsoos karti hain,meri har dhadkan sirf tujhe hi pukara karti hai.

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#22

Kaise kahe kaise jite hai tere intezar me,roz jite hai marte hai tere intezar me,ek tu hai ki tujhe kuch khabar hi nahi,aur ek hum hai ki sab bhool gaye tere intezar me.

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#23

aap ki yado k rahte hum tanha nahi,aap ko hum yaad na kare aisa koi lamha nahi,aap ki yaad hi aap ka ehsas hai,har waqt lagta hai ki aap hamare pass hai.

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#24

Dil todne walo ko saja kyo nahi milti,Har kisi ko Pyar pane ki dua kyo nahi milti,Log kahte hai ki ishq ek beemari hai,To fir kisi medical par iski dawa kyo nahi milti.

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#25

Dil par kisi ka zor nahi hota.Dil ki awaz se shor nahi hota.Is k khone ka gum kahe bhi to kaise?Kyoki Dil churane wala bhi chor nai Hota.

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#26

Badi Duao se paya hai tuje .Bahut manto se manga hai tuje,tije bhulaou ne koshish bhi karu to kaise.kismat ki lakiro se churaya hai tuje.

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#27

Tum yad ho ya tadap ho ya ho dil ki dhadkanya ho is jivan ki Antim Abhilashajob bhi ho tum bahut Pyare ho,ab na jana is jivan se karte he apse Asha.

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#28

Rom Rom me tum saji hoDil me mere tum basi hoTere bina har khushi aduriKyonki tum ho mere jivan ke dhuri

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#29

zindegi ki raho main chahne wale kuch kam na milenge, hum jaise to bahut milenge par hum na milenge.

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#30

Apka naam koye aur na le,In bhigi aankhon ka jaam koi aur na le,isliye apka haath nahin chhodte hum,aap gir jaye toh koi aur thaam na le,

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#31

Maine Dil Se Pyar Kiya Hai,Tera Kitna Intezar Kiya Hai,Tujhe Kitna Yaad Kiya Hai,Khud Se Jyada Aitbaar Kiya Hai.

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#32

Ek Baar Kahun Toh Kuch Bhi Nahin,Har Baar Kahun Toh Kam Hai,Bin Uske Jiun Toh Marna Sahi,Usse Na Dekhun Toh Gham Hai!

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#33

Har Kisi Par Mujhe Aitbar Nhi HotaKisi K sms Ka Mujhe Intzar Nhi HotaAap K sms Ki Bat Hi Alag HeQK Kisi or K sms Mein Itna Pyar Nahi Hota.

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#34

der raat jab kisi ki yaad sataye,thandi hawa jab zulfo ko sahlaye,karke aakhein band so jao,kya pata jiska hai khyaal vo khwaabo mein aa jae.

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#35

Bahane-bahane se tumhari baat karte hai har pal tumhe yaad karte hai, itni baar to aap saans bhi na lete hoge, jitni baar hum aapko yaad karte hai

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#36

Dekhi hame kai SitareTum sa na dekhaDekhe humne kai NajareTum sa na dekhaBhool gai hum apne HastiJAb se dekhi teri Masti

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#37

Har pal haske jiya karte hai, tumse dil ki har baat kiya karte hai, tum khaas ho humare liye, isliye to har waqt aapko yaad kiya karte hai.

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#38

ZINDGI AAP BIN ULZHAN SI LAGTI HAI, EK PAL KI JUDAI MUDDAT SI LAGTI HAI, PAHLE NAHI PAR AB SOCHTE HAIN HUM, KE HAR LAMHA AAPKI JARURAT SI LAGTI HAI.

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#39

Aap Chahe Bole Jo Bhi Boli,Aap Toh Hai Is Dil Ki Humjoli,Ab Chahe Ho Mausam Mein Diwali Ya Holi,Aapki Muskan Toh Bana Deti Hai Rangoli.

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#40

Mere Khwabon Ki Malika Hai Tu,Na Tujhme Kahin Koi Kami Hogi,Jo Na Bhi Hua Tere Pass Koi,Roop Ka Khazana Toh Kya,Hai Yekeen Ye Mujhe,Dil Ki Tu Sabse Haseen Hogi.

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#41

Dil Ki Nahi Jaan Ki Jarurat Ho Tum,Zami Ki Nahi Aasmaan Ki Inayat Ho Tum,Aur Ab Hum Kya Aapki Tareef Kare,Husn Ki Nahi Kayamat Ki Murat Ho Tum.

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#42

Tanhai me jab jab teri yaadon se mila hoon.Mahsoos hua hai ki tujhe dekh raha hoon.Aisa bhi nahi hai ki tujhe yaad karon main.Aisa bhi nahi hai ki tujhe bhool gaya hoon.

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#43

aasma ka chand to badlon mein chhup jayega, jab hategi ghata tab najar ayega, humne to ghar banaya hai apke dil mein, apka ye chand apko chhodkar kahan jayega.

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#44

Na khicho itna ki dor toot jaye,na satao itna ki sanam rooth jaye,ab to had ho chuki roothne manane ki,na door jao itna ki saath chhoot jaye.

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#45

door hone ka gilla na kigyejab bhe dil chahe pukar ligehum zyada dooor nahi aap sebus apni ankhoo ko apni palko se milla ligeye

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#46

Dil se dilko churaya apne , Dur rehte hue bhi rista Nibhaya apne. Hum apko kabhi bhul nehi sakte kynki yad rakhna bhi shikhaya apne

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#47

Phoolo Me Gulab Achchha Lagta Hai,Nind Me Khwaab Achchha Lagta Hai,Aap Hume Yaada Karo Na Karo,Hume Aapka Har Andaz Achchha Lagta Hai

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#48

Tumari is ada ka kya jawab du, aakho ko tumari kya hasi khvab du, koi achcha sa phool hota to hum dete,magar jo khud GULAB hai use kya GULAB du..

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#49

Apki hasti hui zindagi ki rahon mein,hazaro phool lutati hui bahar aaye,chalo toh sitare nisar ho tum par, haso toh phoolo ko b pyar aaye.

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#50

Mana ki wo humse naaraj hLekin ye raaj hum bataye kaiseDil ka hall sunaye kaiseHume to pyar hai unki naarajagi sehum unko manaye kaise