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Height of Kanjoosi:A Baniaâs house has caught fire
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#2
Baniya : Kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. Unhone mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya. Wife : To kya aapne shor nahi machaya. Baniya : Mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!
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#3
Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
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#4
Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay? NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word. Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho ‘Chacha Guzar Gaye’. Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words! Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho…… Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .
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#5
Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Baniya ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye, Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Sheikh:Munna !! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay.
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#6
Baniya 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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#7
Baniya on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, Im here My sons daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ???
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#8
Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
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