Blonde Jokes – Set 1 – 2017

#1

Blonde Artist!
A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude. ‘No’ the talented blonde artist s..

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#2

Warm balls!
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. ‘It’s funny,’ says Samantha, ‘Peter’s balls are a..

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#3

Nursing
very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch telling him how frustrated she w..

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#4

Personal Question
A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young blonde in a pub and said, ‘Do you ..

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#5

Underwear Color
Three blondes passed every day through a street that led them from their room to their office. They ..

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#6

Impregnation
Eva, a blonde city girl, marries a rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the ..

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#7

Cowboy Sex
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk wi..

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#8

Three Blondes
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, ‘Do..

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#9

Private Secretary
Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a windo..

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#10

Blonde Crew
A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers. The next day, two groups of work..

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#11

Wrong Password
A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password..

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#12

Blonde Waitress
‘How come you’re late?’ asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door. ‘It was awf..

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#13

Delicious Peanuts
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulde..

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#14

Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful ‘blonde’ wife something nice for their first wedding anniver..

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#15

A bunch of blonde jokes…woo-hoo!
What do you call an eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop. Why do blondes have ..

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#16

The Other Side
A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river. The brunette wants to get across. She y..

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#17

Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen a..

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#18

The overweight blonde
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. ‘I want you to eat regularly f..

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#19

Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. S..

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#20

The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt. ‘Sit down and tell me how it h..

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#21

Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off. ‘How did thi..

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#22

The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank. The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the sec..

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#23

Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says..

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#24

When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting ’28 days, 28 days, it only took u..

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#25

A blonde at a bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there havin..

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#26

A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: Wh..

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#27

Some Blonde Joke Quickies
Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one..

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#28

Blonde and her job interview
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. ‘S..

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#29

Counting sheep
A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the cou..

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#30

Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives you anything you desire if ..

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#31

what is the similarity between an alien and an intelligent blonde???

Answer: You Always Hear About Them But Never See Them