Cool Jokes – Set 1 – 2017

#1

LovE is Not HoW LonG U’ve BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U’ve GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U’ve HeLpEd EaCh OthEr — Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr…

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#2

i h?t? Sm?|??g j?St tO prEt??D ?’M ?Ot hUrt. ? h?tE to g?Ggl? tO Show ?’ll ?? ok?Y. ? hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr ? Cry. ? St?ll lovE YOU ??t ?’V? t? SaY gooDbY?…

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#3

Don’t regret what you’ve did, but regret what you never did, go and say ‘I LOVE U’ to your loved one!

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#4

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until it’s gone, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

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#5

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happend.

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#6

Don’t cry for someone who don’t worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn’t make one cries..

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#7

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

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#8

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

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#9

H?ld ? tr?? fr??nd w?th b?th y??r h?nds, do?t l?t g? 4 tr?? fr?end c?m?s ?nc? ?n ? l?f?t?m?. Th?t’s why ?’m h?ld?ng yo? tight! C?nt l?t ? go

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#10

I cry 4 the times U were almost mine. I cry 4 the memories I’ve left behind. I cry 4 the pain, the lost, the old, the new. I cry 4 the times I thought I had U.

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#11

I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it’s luv I going 2 send. It’s nothing tat I borrowed, it’s nothing I?d lend. This luv I?m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!

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#12

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don’t be too sad… be glad that your paths have crossed.

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#13

If the only possible way we can be together is in my dreams, then I’ll sleep forever.

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#14

If y?? c?n b? ?v??d?d s?mply by cl?s?ng r ?y?s, I w??ldn’t bl?nk ?t ?ll for I d?nt w?nt to l?t ? s?c?nd p?ss h?v?ng l?st ? h??ey l?k? Y??!

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#15

I’m crazy for you. Touch me once and you’ll know it’s true, I never wanted anyone like this, it’s all brand new, you’ll feel it in my kiss, I’m crazy for you.

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#16

I’m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love… it never seems to last.

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#17

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

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#18

It’s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

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#19

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.

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#20

Looking back on all these years, all the smiles and all the tears, I never want these memories to fade.

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#21

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

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#22

Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some’ll forget you when you are gone, but I’ll remember you no matter how long.

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#23

The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everyting… they just make the most of everything that comes along their way…

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#24

The hardest thing you’ll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

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#25

There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

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#26

When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

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#27

Why can’t a blonde dial 911? Because She can’t find the eleven!!!

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#28

wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE… sTiLL nOt mInE…

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#29

You asked me who I liked and I said no one… but what I really meant was no one but you.

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#30

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

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#31

You’re like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite…

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#32

Agar Honey Bee U.S. Chali Jaye Toh Usse Kya Kahenge?
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‘USB’ 🙂

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#33

All the Electrons were Having a Party,
Just then the protons started attacking all the electrons.
Suddenly a superhero came in and saved all the electrons.
The electrons asked him who are you? The superhero replied,
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‘Bond……Covalent Bond’ 🙂

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#34

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a man:
Man: You idiot, You gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now I can hear everything but understand nothing. 🙂

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#35

The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things.
While the women STUCK to shopping.

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#36

A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
Boy: Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? 🙂

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#37

Sindhi Boy to his MOM
Amaan mon Raat Khuwab Ditho ta Muhnji Hik tang Zameen Te,
Be Aasman Te Hue.
Maa: Put Ehra Khuwab na Disando Kar
‘Bachee Phati Pawande’.

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#38

Teacher: What is Velocity?
Student: Fastest City in World.
Teacher: What is Electricity?
Student: It is the most Dangerous City.
Teacher: What is Thermocity?
Student: The Hottest City.
Teacher: What is Elasticity?
Student: It is Expandable City?
Teacher: What is Plasticity?
Student: It is Breakable City.

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#39

Bacha Dukandar Se:
Uncle Aapke Paas Safeguard Sabun Hai?
Dukandar: G Han.
Bacha: Phir Us Se Hath Dho Kar Ek Qulfi Dena. 🙂

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#40

Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus,
Both were claiming that She Came First,
One Old Man was Watching this All.
At last he said: Why Are You Fighting?
Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon,
Tum mein se Jo bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.
Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. 🙂

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#41

Urdu Ki ‘TEACHER’
‘Wo Dekho Ek Khubsurat Larki Khari Hai’
Is Jumly ko Apne Alfaaz Mai Likho…
STUDENT:
Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI. 🙂

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#42

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,
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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,
ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. 🙂

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#43

Modern Dictionary:
Aqal: Sab se Bari Cheez Sab se Chhote Dabbay Me.
Fashion: ‘Shorbay’ ko Chhuri Kaante se Peena.
Tajurba: Purani Ghaltiyon ki Roshni Me Nayi Ghalti Karna.
Office: Thakay Haaray Aadmi Ki Aaram Gaah.
Taajir: 2 or 2 ko Paanch Karne Ka Maahir.
Cricket Umpire: Khilariyon ki Qameez Latkane ki Khoonti.
Doctor: Spare Parts Ki Marrammat Karne Wala.
Saal: 365 Na-Kaamyon ka Ambaar.
Parosi: Jo Aap Se Zyada Aap k Gharelo Halaat Janta Ho.
Jaddo-Jehad: Bekaar Sar Marna.
Hospital: Jahan Bagher Chhuri K Mareezo’n ki Khaal Utari Jati Hai.
Bhaari Jehaz: Dulhan ki Qubooliyat Me Eham Kirdaar Ada Karta Hai.
Test Match: Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Par Nahi Balkay Parson Par Chhorna.

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#44

Master: Duniya Gol Hai.
Student: Aap Kehtay Hain
To Maan Leta Hon.
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Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K.
Duniya Barri ‘KUTTI CHEEZ’ Hai.

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#45

What is the Difference Between 1st Night & Last Night?
If You Sleep on Flowers, It is 1st Night.
If Flowers Sleep on You, It is Last Night.
Scary, But True. 🙂

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#46

A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog’s Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. 🙂

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#47

Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color?
Ans:
Fire Brigade has a Ladder.
Ladder has Steps.
Steps have to be Climbed on Foot.
Foot is Measured by a Ruler.
Ruler can be a King or a Queen.
Queen of England is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship.
Ship Sails on Water.
Water has Fish.
Fish has Fins.
Fins are the people of Finland.
Finland’s National Flag is RED.
SO a Fire Brigade is RED in Color.
Some Other Day I will Tell you Why Ambulance is White. 😉

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#48

Pakeeza Jazba:
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.
To
Jaan Lo,
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Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. 🙂

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#49

Love You so so so so Much.
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Oh My Pakistan. 🙂

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#50

For My Friends:
Only True Friends stand with You During Bad Times of Your Life…
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So I Promise that I will Attend Your Wedding. 🙂