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HUMANS fall in love, that’s normal………..COWS eat grass, that’s ok……..BUT when……..MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!…..STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!!
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#2
Why love marriages r better than arranged marriages? . . . .
B’coz known devils r better than unknown ones…
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#3
Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get
some fresh air !!!
Mother: Well go…but tell your ‘fresh air’ that you have
to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!
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#4
You are genius, your mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
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#5
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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#6
A Man Knocks at the Door.
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
Boy: Bhootni K,
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? 🙂
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#7
if mathematicians started producing films,
then the names would be??
it would be like this:
*kabhi ‘Limit’ kabhi continuity…
*mai ‘log’ ki deewani hun…
*Hum solution nikal chuke sanam…
*Calculas wale vector le jayenge…
*Humara diffrential aapke paas hai…
*kyu summation ho gya na…
The biggest blockbuster:
*MAINE MATHS KYU LIYA*
&
The latest one is…..
*My name is integration and i’m not a derivate…..; )
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