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A fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her
and says, ‘Excuse me ma’am, could you please leave the beach?’
The obese lady replies, ‘Why? What’s wrong?’
‘We’ll you see,’ says the lifeguard, ‘It’s getting pretty
late, and the tide wants to come in!’
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#2
Hey my friend, You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background.
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#3
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, kids line up beside you thinking you are the bus.
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#4
One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
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#5
you are so fat when you bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.
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#6
You are so fat you jump in the air and get stuck.
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#7
‘Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.’
Fat girl
Doctor: ‘Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.’
Lady: ‘Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.’
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