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Ive got a tongue that’ll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless.
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#2
Don’t be sad… don’t feel blue… Frankenstein was ugly too…
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#3
I really, deeply wish tat u r here wif me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark
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#4
According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaN’S BoDy HaS Five RooMS: 1.FACE-show room 2.BOOBS-play room 3.TUMMY-store room 4.VAGINA-men’s room 5.ANUS-emergency room
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#5
Hi i’m an alien i’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching….. searching….. searching….. sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay!
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#6
RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well
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#7
I once had a One2One with a virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me till my face went Orange, till busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
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#8
NEWSFLASH:) Earthquake in Pakistan…50,000 dead…U.S.A sending money, France sending food, Britain sending replacement paki’s!!!
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#9
i went for a walk with my uncle jim, when somebody threw a tomato
at him, tomatos dont hurt i replied with a grin. they fucking well
do when theyre still in the tin…..
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#10
Beat me bash me bite my bum, ill whip u strip u til u cum, suck me fuck me lick me out, pull my nipples til i shout
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#11
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy
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#12
Advantages of breast milk
A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE
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#13
23 useless things in a man’s body
20 nails cannot be hammered
2 balls u cannot throw
1 cock cannot crow
Don’t laugh gals ur pussy cannot catch mouse
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#14
Cocktail Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes u cum!
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#15
Triplets or Twins I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
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#16
satisfy a woman HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN; caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
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#17
Life is like a dick Life is like a dick! When it’s hard Fuck it!
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#18
Rainbow Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
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#19
Love & War LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i’ll blow the shit out of you!
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#20
Little Girl When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace & charm,I can get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
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#21
Virginity Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it’s gone forever!
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#22
Question Time Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?
A)walnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chest?
A)chestnuts
Q)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur chin?
A)a mouth full of cock!
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#23
The Truth QUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?
ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
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#24
Pringles Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, you can’t stop!!
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#25
Marriage A man woz arranged 2 b married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
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#26
Getting Old U NO UR GETTIN OLD IF
1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long
2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss
3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
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#27
Baby Please Of all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth are clean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
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#28
Pair of tights? HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little piggies,2 calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
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#29
Sex+drugs Sex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e’s,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!
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#30
Men like toilets Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS
1)dey r always out of order
2)dey stink
3)the nice ones r always engaged
4)dey consume large amounts of liquid
5)r constantlt full of shit!
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#31
Mary’s bush Mary Mary, quite contrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
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#32
Horny Roses are red, voilets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
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#33
5 bad things 5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY
1)so dis explains ur car!
2)but still work,right?
3)r u cold?
4)shood i get a pump?
5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
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#34
Hickory, dickory, dock Hickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin me cock,da clock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block
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#35
Mary had a little lamb Mary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
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#36
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, Fucked her arse & went 2 bed!
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#37
Being a student Being a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we’ll both graduate in hot oral sex!
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#38
Down on her Knees Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a fuckin good job!
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#39
Cat and the Sausage A cat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
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#40
Oral sex Oral sex can b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den u cum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!
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#41
Mary’s bike Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up her cunt
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#42
NewsFlash *NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !
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#43
Nutella I love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
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#44
U and the Pope do u know what’s the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it’s a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! 🙂
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#45
Old Days in days of old wen knights were bold + condoms wernt invented they tied socks around their cocks + people like u were prevented.
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#46
Sex, Drugs + Birthcontrol Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll
Speed, weed and birthcontrol,
lifes a bitch, then u die,
so fuck the world
lets get high..
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#47
Kiss Me Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r wasted kiss’s rnt kiss’s unless they r tasted, kiss’s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
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#48
How many letters How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
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#49
My Roof? last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…. then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
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#50
Foot and Mouth mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right now cos its got foot and mouth
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